# Coldfire please change your name **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 2, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896 "2002-12-02T04:11:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/21 "2002-12-02T05:20:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\* So **BZ00000** are you a troll or just stupid? And please remember the minimum age of this board is 13. So please leave and return when you get a fucking clue. \*\* Not for nuthin’, **BZ** , but I’m a big fan of the question posed here. You’ve been hitting GQ pretty hard with questions that are so idiotic that the notion which occurs to **Wearia** and **UncleBill** has also occurred to me. Your follow-up questions in the Superman Pit thread seriously make me think you’re a troll. So. There we are. If you’re trolling, stop or I’ll happily erase every bit of evidence of your existence on this board. If you’re not, well, I don’t know what to say. But you should definitely email me before opening your next GQ thread. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/22 "2002-12-02T05:29:59Z")
Thank you **manhattan**. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/23 "2002-12-02T05:37:09Z")
More plucking and disrobing! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/24 "2002-12-02T05:40:02Z")
“This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed in the deep end.” “… and this is where I met the leprachaun. He tells me to burn things.” “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” (Everyone’s favorite.) BZ, shape up or we’ll ship you out, and don’t mess with the Dutch. They’re crazy in _three_ languages. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/25 "2002-12-02T05:52:35Z")
**Wearia** asked: > [@](#): > > So BZ00000 are you a troll or just stupid? Funny, i asked pretty much the same question in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=146515). **BZ00000** is really distinguishing himself/herself around here. ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/26 "2002-12-02T05:56:45Z")
Rush? Geddy Lee’s just proof that a few castrati are still around. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/27 "2002-12-02T05:57:35Z")
## quote: ## BZ causes […] stupor, confusion, and confabulation with concrete and panoramic illusions and hallucinations, and with regression to automatic “phantom” behaviors such as plucking and disrobing. The United States weaponized BZ, but demilitarization began in 1988 and is complete. Not to out anyone or anything, but could a clue as to our boy’s identity be found withing these words? Perhaps the fourth word that starts with a “c”? Just a hunch mind you… ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/28 "2002-12-02T06:01:51Z")
Huh. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/29 "2002-12-02T06:08:02Z")
**particlewill** Given the play ground that **concrete** has over on Fathom and other boards. Given his inane and utterly stupid posts (more ridiculous than this one) I highly doubt it’s him. He’s has a cable connection and the IP address is the same most of the time. Unless the mods confirm and with the length of time BZ has been here, I highly doubt it’s him. **concrete** tends to have…never mind…I just don’t think it’s him unless he has changed his M.O. here. The OP has been here too long and I am usually very good at picking him out from the SDMB posting mug shots, if you will. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/30 "2002-12-02T06:13:29Z")
Twas just a hunch. I have seen his ramblings and thought I noticed a similarity. Although I did see his Fathom post that said Lynn shut him down while he was still filling in the reg agreement so he could create a new sock recently. Fascinating. All the same, I seriously doubt anyone could be as stupid as BZ is making himself out to be and still be able to work his toaster, let alone a computer. ---
**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/31 "2002-12-02T06:23:02Z")
“I want to go to Bovine University!” I dunno guys. I’ll admit that my humor is really quite low-brow but I think BZ is pretty funny. I mean come on…picking a fight with a mod like that. I do resent the waste of bandwidth in GQ, but I wouldn’t mind reading a few more pit posts by this dude. ---
**Author:** ![BZ00000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@BZ00000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BZ00000)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/32 "2002-12-02T06:25:15Z")
particlewill it is possible that I can’t work a toaster. I don’t like toast and have never tried to make toast. As for everyone else, how can this be a troll post? I don’t like Coldfire’s screen name, I gave my reasons. So go ahead and agree or disagree on the merits of the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/33 "2002-12-02T06:31:29Z")
Tars Tarkas as a member you need to do more to fight ignorance, not promote it. Your user name gives the impression that Tarkas can be Tars. Don’t give me any crap that a Tarkas is Tars compared to the sun or some such bullcrap; Tarkas gives off Lars, not Tars. I encourage everyone to let Tars Tarkas know you want a name change to Lars Tarkas. I mean, come on, even John Carter knew Tarkas was Lars. Please use this link if you have any questions about Tarkas and Lars. ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/34 "2002-12-02T06:33:26Z")
Hmmmm…I was thinking that **Coldfire** should change his screen name to: **LuvSoccer** or **HateKrispy** , maybe even **C#3WannaBe** I’ll run these suggestions by BZ00000 and get his permission. These should satisfy the Truth In Screen Names regulation. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/35 "2002-12-02T06:36:08Z")
How about he change his name to : **Black Twins who use checks not Visa** ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/36 "2002-12-02T06:40:50Z")
The OP has no merit. It is a troll post because it is STUPID. Coldfire’s name comes from a song by a band named RUSH. It isn’t about fire being cold. Your post about Superman reversing time was STUPID. Almost every post you make screams “I am intentionaly being stupid to get a rise out of people”. You cannot posuibly be as dumb as you make yourself out to be and manage to use a computer, let alone navigate the Web. I cry “FAKE!” You are yanking our colective chains here. I can just imagine your rationale here. “Hmm, here is a site that claims to fight ignorance. I think I will act really dumb and see what they do.” This is trolling. You are wasting bandwidth. I hope to see [sub]BANNED[/sub] under your name soon. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/37 "2002-12-02T06:41:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jayrot \* > **I’ll admit that my humor is really quite low-brow but I think BZ is pretty funny. I mean come on…picking a fight with a mod like that.** Come to think of it, it _is_ humorously reminiscent of a poodle pissing on a panther’s leg. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/38 "2002-12-02T06:46:43Z")
\*\*BZ00000 wrote: As for everyone else, how can this be a troll post? I don’t like Coldfire’s screen name, I gave my reasons. So go ahead and agree or disagree on the merits of the OP.\*\* This news just in; bears shit in the woods! The Pope is Roman Catholic. Film at 11! ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/39 "2002-12-02T06:48:53Z")
I think I will turn of the tv at eleven. Don’t wanna see the pope shit anywhere. What? ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/40 "2002-12-02T06:51:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by particlewill \* > \*\*What? \*\* Something something bare pope something shit wood. Sounds painful. Could be hemmorhoids, could be termites. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896.md?page=3)