# Coldfire please change your name **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 2, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896 "2002-12-02T04:11:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/121 "2002-12-02T14:44:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kal \* > \*\*There was a _joke_? \*\* I would have welcomed one, certainly. ---
**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/122 "2002-12-02T14:45:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pipper \* > Asking only stupid questions > I come looking for a troll, > But I get no answers. > Just a come-down to the pit > and be a moron. > I do declare, > There were times when I was so lonesome > I wasted bandwidth there… Worst fuckin’ haiku I’ve read in weeks (idea for another thread?). Keep it up **pipper** , you’re going to fit right in. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \* > Also, I think I should change my user name, since, although I am Steve Wright, I am not the Steve Wright most people think of when they see the name Steve Wright (except my mother). Another idea for a shite/short thread - guess _which_ Steve Wright **Steve Wright** is. The Americans will all say “I thought it was Steve_n_”, the Brits will all say “is it that afternoon, TotP2 guy, y’know, the one who Mel Brooks accused of having a Jewish nose?” and you’ll say “no - it’s me!” All done ‘n’ dusted in about five posts, no fatalities. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/123 "2002-12-02T14:47:16Z")
I’m a Mom. I chat. Two outta three ain’t bad… But if I was a Fairy, I’d be like Carol Kane in Scrooged. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/124 "2002-12-02T14:48:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*I would like to report this fucked up OP to a Moderator, an Administrator, and Uncle Cecil Himself. This Fucktard is wasting our bandwidth and my patience with asinine dribblings of idiocy. It is very painfully obvious to anyone with half a testicle for a brain that this numbnuts get his rocks off posting shit so fucking gawd-awful DUMB that he _wants_ his stupidity pointed out, and is doing this for the attention that must be (surprise, surprise) lacking in his real life. > > Please. Someone with authority, PLEASE review this cretin’s post history, even starting only with the threads he’s begun. I’m begging here. \*\* Oh, chill out, it’s just a harmless little joke. Besides, if you’re so concerned about our bandwidth why do you compound the problem by replying? What? (slapping self on wrist :D) ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/125 "2002-12-02T14:52:07Z")
I am not really an elf. There are not so many of us elves that we need numerical designators. We do not control U.S. economic policy. Please go back to sleep. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/126 "2002-12-02T14:57:02Z")
Yes I do turn around 3 times before lying down in bed…and yes I do lick myself, because I can. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/127 "2002-12-02T14:58:28Z")
I am not really a 13th-century composer. I am, in fact, Spartacus. ---
**Author:** ![BZ00000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@BZ00000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BZ00000)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/128 "2002-12-02T15:02:51Z")
I have no problem with the other mods names, just Coldfire because it is dangerous. I don’t think any of us wants to see kids burn themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/129 "2002-12-02T15:06:55Z")
I am not a sled. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896/130 "2002-12-02T15:07:47Z")
Alright, enough. **BZ0000** , this thread is locked. And I’m warning you: you’re walking pretty close to the line, my friend. Kids burning themselves because of a message board username. Sure. No more trolling, or your posting privileges will be revoked. The rest of you, thanks for the laughs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-please-change-your-name/139896.md?page=6)