# Coldfire to the left of me, Coldfire to the right of me!

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**Created:** [July 18, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-to-the-left-of-me-coldfire-to-the-right-of-me/189426 "2003-07-18T16:55:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aceospades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Aceospades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aceospades)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-to-the-left-of-me-coldfire-to-the-right-of-me/189426/1 "2003-07-18T16:55:22Z")

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How long has **Coldfire** been a mod in MPTIMS and the Pit? Is this new or am I just blind? Does this have anything to do with the [comings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=198484) and [goings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=198500) of other mods? Is it because **Coldfire** is an attention whore and one forum just isn’t enough for him? (I’m just kidding on that last one. Please, no more [Amsterdam torture](http://mysearch.myway.com/jsp/GGmain.jsp?searchfor=Amsterdam+torture+Museum&st=site&ptnrS=))

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-to-the-left-of-me-coldfire-to-the-right-of-me/189426/2 "2003-07-18T19:25:17Z")

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I presume that it’s more relevant that the Queen of the Damned herself, the lovely but perilous **Lynn Bodoni** is still on hiatus recuperating from her medical difficulties.

Of course, what with her legendary stature in the Pit, it takes both **Noodles** and **Coldfire** (neither one ordinarily a Pit moderator) together to cover for her.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-to-the-left-of-me-coldfire-to-the-right-of-me/189426/3 "2003-07-18T21:44:47Z")

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Chronos is correct. Noodles and I are helping out in the Pit whilst Lynn is getting back to full strength. Once that is done, we do what you all should do: run like hell and duck for cover. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-to-the-left-of-me-coldfire-to-the-right-of-me/189426/4 "2003-07-18T21:52:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*whilst Lynn is getting back to full strength. \*\*

Oh, my. Just had flashbacks to the old Universal _Frankenstein_ movies.