# Coldfire... You crazy punk... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 18, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377 "2003-07-18T13:18:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/21 "2003-07-18T13:46:43Z")
_Pulls sword out and makes a sound like a cat getting castrated_ Come my foolish **Tarantulasan** let us slice and dice. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/22 "2003-07-18T13:47:09Z")
Although I do think Tarantula is wrong here (and possible drunk judging by his posts in this thread), may I raise some defence that the person he wronged (Creative\_Munster) is the arsewipe who recently came out with this gem when trying to demonstrate [what a nasty person Collounsbury is:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3701929#post3701929) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creative\_Munster \* > \*\*I could beat this asshole in a fistfight. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![utkik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e8c25b/32.png) [@utkik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/utkik)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/23 "2003-07-18T13:48:01Z")
So I hear there’s a bunch of Dublin lads going spacko in this thread, and I had to take a look. Yeah, no surprise there. In Kildare we just fling turf at our enemies, no need for the ninja styleee ---
**Author:** ![Tarantula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e274bd/32.png) [@Tarantula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarantula)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/24 "2003-07-18T13:48:56Z")
::Whap:: (Smacks Fin\_man across the head) Who’s next ? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/25 "2003-07-18T13:50:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by utkik \* > \*\*So I hear there’s a bunch of Dublin lads going spacko in this thread, and I had to take a look. Yeah, no surprise there. > In Kildare we just fling turf at our enemies, no need for the ninja styleee \*\* Shouldn’t you be out “bringin’ in de hay”? ---
**Author:** ![utkik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e8c25b/32.png) [@utkik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/utkik)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/26 "2003-07-18T13:51:25Z")
still, though, in for a penny, in for a pound! :: whips out trusty nunchuks and begins twirling them, barely missing eyes several times :: wwooooooooWACHAAAAAAAA!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tarantula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e274bd/32.png) [@Tarantula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarantula)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/27 "2003-07-18T13:51:45Z")
Been drinking - not _drunk_… well, Friday lunchtime - what do you expect ? Come Yojimbo - let’s cause havoc… ::Ninja Death-Scream:: Yeeeeeeeaaah ! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/28 "2003-07-18T14:00:25Z")
Oh god there’s a culshie in here with dangerous weapons 😃 I’m think of having some sliced **Kumquats** for lunch. :Swoossh: ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/29 "2003-07-18T14:01:13Z")
Oh god there’s a culshie in here with dangerous weapons 😃 I’m thinking of having some sliced **Kumquats** for lunch. :Swoossh: ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/30 "2003-07-18T14:01:14Z")
Oh god there’s a culshie in here with dangerous weapons 😃 I’m thinking of having some sliced **Kumquats** for lunch. :Swoossh: ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/31 "2003-07-18T14:05:17Z")
Great. Drunk Irishmen with weapons. This will be like the last time World Cup was in town. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/32 "2003-07-18T14:07:36Z")
Oh god there’s a culshie in here with dangerous weapons 😃 I’m thinking of having some sliced **Kumquats** for lunch. :Swoossh: ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/33 "2003-07-18T14:10:08Z")
What the fuck is this about? **Tarantula** , if you think you can go about the forums calling people cunts for no apparent reason other than you don’t like what they write, you are sadly mistaken. And should you continue to do so anyway, your stay here at the SDMB will undoubtedly be a short one. So, in short: shape up. Tip of the day: challenging a moderator right after they warn you is not particularly similar to “shaping up”. **Gary** , your remarks with regard to **Creative\_Munster** are duly noted, however, two wrongs don’t make one right. Besides, I doubt our esteemed **Tarantula** was even aware of that post. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/34 "2003-07-18T14:20:58Z")
WTF happened there? I must be scareing the hamsters of something. Oh well. Kicks **Coldfire** in the arse on his way out. HeHe. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/35 "2003-07-18T14:21:05Z")
WTF happened there? I must be scareing the hamsters or something. Oh well. Kicks **Coldfire** in the arse on his way out. HeHe. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/36 "2003-07-18T14:23:38Z")
I, for one, could use an annotated guide to the Irish Dopers’ posts in this thread. “Bringin’ in da hay”? “Going spacko”? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/37 "2003-07-18T14:27:58Z")
It me editing but I didn’t think I hit submit 😕 I need a drink now. Cya all 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/38 "2003-07-18T14:28:09Z")
Ah yes I remember the first time I got high. . .in junior high. . . when I was a total tool. No wait, that wasn’t me, that was someone who very closely resembles the OP in this thread. I won’t bother telling you to calm the fuck down, since **Coldie’s** very good advice in the other thread has led to _this_ particularly asinine one. Hey **Tarantula** , [here’s a message board that seems tailor made for you.](http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/thread.php?threadid=2121&forumid=1) ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/39 "2003-07-18T14:28:50Z")
**Coldfire’s** post above is SDMB-ese for **Coldie** running up a wall, back-flipping, and twisting **Tarantula’s** head with both feet as he leaps back to the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377/40 "2003-07-18T14:29:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beagle \* > \*\*Great. Drunk Irishmen with weapons. This will be like the last time World Cup was in town. \*\* Heheheh. Thanks for the laugh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-you-crazy-punk/189377.md?page=3)