# Coldfire, you're a liar. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566 "2000-12-20T19:57:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/21 "2000-12-21T04:50:58Z")
**Ayesha** , well… it’s not like I advocate cruelty to frogs… it’s just that at the time, it was enormously funny. Here, at least the frog has a chance to fight back. Sometimes the ‘li’l critters’ fight well, and the whole thing is all the better for it. (a good solid place to start, **mu mu** , would be to give us some solid proof of Coldfire being a liar) ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/22 "2000-12-21T06:58:56Z")
I admit, I’m new to this board, but I really don’t have much of an idea what the OP is about. I think I managed to piece together that Coldfire said something somewhere to indicate that he was upset that Mu Mu was posting. (If I get anything wrong here, please correct me) From that post, complaining, it became clear that Coldfire was a hypocrite, a liar, and a substatute teacher. Therefore, Mu Mu posted a link saying that, and also that Waterj posts non sequiturs and is either funny or doesn’t understand sarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/23 "2000-12-21T14:14:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by omni-not \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I’ve been here as steadily as most users. Not like the “regulars”, but like few users are among the “regulars”. The last time it was calculated, **my count put me in the top %20** , i believe. > > ( **bold mine** ) > > I’m still having a problem with this math… \*\* I think his point is that, since about 75% of registered users only post once or twice, 100 or so posts puts you in the top 20%. ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/24 "2000-12-21T14:46:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Let’s break it down bit by bit, in good Pit tradition: > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mu Mu \* > > Learn to lighten up. It’s not alway you we’re talking about. This is a message board, not a class of brats with you cast as the long-suffering substitute. Did you know that if you never spoke, the threads would still go on without you? You never thought of that, I suppose. > > I’m quite lightened up. And I never held the opinion that this entire message board was about me. No illusions of grandeur here.\*\* Of course it’s all about you, **Coldfire.** Why, just yesterday, I found out you’re gay _and_ you have a girlfriend! And did someone once say (I seem to vaguely remember) that you’re Dutch? Oh, but you’re a liar. Damn. That means this is all untrue, and this board really isn’t all about you. Sigh. Guess it’s all about **Esprix** then. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cannon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Cannon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cannon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/25 "2000-12-21T16:00:20Z")
Just delurking to say that MU MU’s mu mu is probably a tad too tight. Put on a kimono so you can breathe, stupid. Lack of oxygen will make you say things moronic. Or better still, shut the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/26 "2000-12-21T16:23:26Z")
It is. Neigh, I say. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/27 "2000-12-21T18:00:30Z")
He promised to pull out. Bastard. Sua ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/28 "2000-12-21T18:47:41Z")
You mean he’s still in there? All the way from Clogland? Damn. I feel so . . . . . mortal. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/29 "2000-12-21T19:30:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spiritus Mundi \* > \*\*You mean he’s still in there? > All the way from Clogland? > > Damn. I feel so . . . . . mortal. \*\* Aye, and I’m starting to get funny looks around the office, walking around with a multi-thousand mile penis stuck up my ass. :sigh: Sua ---
**Author:** ![Cannon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Cannon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cannon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/30 "2000-12-21T22:57:19Z")
SuaSponte Is it your job to make newbies laugh? If it is, you’de doing a fine job. ROFLMAO ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/31 "2000-12-21T23:25:39Z")
OMG Sua! LMAO! I have just totally embarrassed myself at work! I bow to your superior nature! ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/32 "2000-12-21T23:55:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\*What have we here? > > A second-generation whining-about-mods-cause-I’m-a-flaming-moron thread? So the question becomes: do they reproduce sexually or asexually? \*\* HAS to be asexually. If they were getting any they probably wouldn’t be so whiny. Sua, thanks a whole lot for _that_ visual - I’m going to have to wash my brain out with soap 😉 You are a sick, disgusting, perverted individual - I really admire that in a person. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/33 "2000-12-22T00:13:37Z")
You’ve been great, and don’t forget to tip your waitresses. I and the massive penis will be here all week! Sua ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/34 "2000-12-22T00:49:31Z")
Sua, I was all armed and ready to flame you to hell for that, and then I realised you were basically saying I have a huge dick. Which is a good thing, right? And where’s **Mu Mu** , speaking of huge dicks? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/35 "2000-12-22T01:30:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Sua, I was all armed and ready to flame you to hell for that, and then I realised you were basically saying I have a huge dick. > > Which is a good thing, right? > \*\* Well, if you’re all armed and ready you should _know_, tiger! :::pauses for obligatory sniggering::: See what can _happen_ bonding with inflatable latex farm animals? Sniggering a bit herself, Veb ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/36 "2000-12-22T06:08:34Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m starting to get funny looks around the office, walking around with a multi-thousand mile penis stuck up my ass. So THAT’s what’s blocking the driveway to my house. Clog’ems, you’d better reel that thing back in 'fore I take an ax to it and show everyone what JDT was talking about. ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/37 "2000-12-22T14:14:03Z")
this is starting to look like the worst chatclub in jan mayen, where norwegians from different fiords are trying not to show that they dont understand each other. coldfire: you are and always have been a huge dick… (excuse my if my grammar is bad, its because im icelandic) mumu: it obvious that what you said is true because coldfire didnt flame you at all, he just tried. the rest: blah…blah…blah… bj0rn - ZZZZzzzz… ---
**Author:** ![Cannon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Cannon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cannon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/38 "2000-12-22T14:41:29Z")
Could someone translate what bjOrn said? I’m new. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/39 "2000-12-22T14:59:06Z")
We’ve been trying for about a year and a half now, Cannon. To no avail. bj0rn, why am I a huge dick? After all I’ve done to educate the kid, this is what I get. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566/40 "2000-12-22T15:13:27Z")
> [@](#): > > After all I’ve done to educate the kid this is what makes your dick huge (sorry if my grammar is bad, it is because coldfire was my teacher) do you have the ability to critizise yourself? if so, do you get it? bj0rn - thinking you get it only makes you look stupid… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-youre-a-liar/46566.md?page=3)