# Coldfire's "standards" for the Pit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 11, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246 "2003-12-11T00:52:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/21 "2003-12-11T02:17:47Z")

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BTW I actually thought TVAA had a few points in some of what he said. But the fact he went about posting in the most offensive manner he could he deserved the warning and this pisswhining is very annoying.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/22 "2003-12-11T02:19:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TVAA \*  
> **So what? Lots of Pit threads do that.**

Not many Pit threads have the potential to head into a board war. Sounds like you’re looking for a conspiracy and I don’t think you’ll find one, not in regards to that thread anyway.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/23 "2003-12-11T02:23:05Z")

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They’ve got mirrors in the fitting rooms at Neiman Marcus and mirrors in the funhouse. I’d suggest taking a moment to consider which you were being.

Here’s a hint: When **Coldfire** called you a jerk he said he was offering an opinion. In fact, he was offing a factually provable statement.

Here’s another: When the bell rings, the fighters go back to their corners. The one who doesn’t is DQ’d, whatever the score on his card.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/24 "2003-12-11T02:32:06Z")

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It was a perfectly despicable post that did have an actual point behind it, **TVAA**. I wish you had ditched the former and kept the latter.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/25 "2003-12-11T03:16:36Z")

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I’ve read those other threads, **TVAA** , and after comparing your behavior there (particularly in **tanookie** ’s thread) with your above account of what happened, I am torn between two not-necessarily-exclusive hypotheses.

a: you have an almost unbounded capacity for self-delusion

or

b: you’re someone who takes delight in jumping into discussions and shitting on others, then crying victim when you get called on it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/26 "2003-12-11T03:21:20Z")

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Actually, **Coldfire** is the Great and Terrible. Look upon his works and dismay.

And yes, \*\*TVAA \*\* is a veritable _master_ of restraint. I offer as evidence [this head-up-ass masterpiece](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?&threadid=226824&perpage=50&pagenumber=3) in which **TVAA** asserts that Orthodox Jews are _evil_ and _morally equivalent to_ “the most bigoted skinheads”, and that various ethnic groups which he dislikes do not exist.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/27 "2003-12-11T03:27:04Z")

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I stand by my one comment in tanookie’s thread.

I’ll not miss you TVAA.

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**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/28 "2003-12-11T03:57:30Z")

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Wow. What a remarkable asshole you are, **TVAA.** I’ve come across your self-important obnoxious crap before, but you really went overboard in **tanookie’s** thread. Maybe some day when you grow up you’ll understand… or not. Then you might discover how lonely life can be after you’ve driven away everyone with your contempt.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/29 "2003-12-11T03:59:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Darkhold \*  
> \*\*BTW I actually thought TVAA had a few points in some of what he said. But the fact he went about posting in the most offensive manner he could he deserved the warning and this pisswhining is very annoying. \*\*

That’s about my feelings, too. Everyone wave goodbye to **TVAA** , who cannot comprehend that when one is in a hole and doesn’t want to be, it’s a good idea to stop digging.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfires-standards-for-the-pit/218246/30 "2003-12-11T04:05:15Z")

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I’m going to ask the same thing here that I asked of the OP in another thread earlier today.

Are you _trying_ to get banned, **TVAA**?

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