# Coldie does Cali (The return)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 17, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663 "2001-08-17T00:37:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/1 "2001-08-17T00:37:17Z")

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I just noticed that Coldfire closed the thread, so I thought I would open the new one to continue the conversation…

O

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### Author: ![John487](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@John487](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John487)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/2 "2001-08-17T17:31:24Z")

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looks like fun. too bad, i can’t attend.

who’s micheal masterson?

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### Author: ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/3 "2001-08-18T01:07:46Z")

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Never mind that kid.

Thanks for re-opening it, OICU812. Let’s hope we can keep it on topic this time. 🙂

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### Author: ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/4 "2001-08-18T01:23:21Z")

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**Oicu812** , are you coming to CA?

Look! Look! Someone I’ve met!

katie

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### Author: ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/5 "2001-08-18T01:45:11Z")

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\*\*DEFINITES (37) \*\*

boli  
Coldfire  
Cowboy Greg & Hubby  
Dave Swaney  
Demo  
Diane  
domina  
Doobieous  
Esprix  
Francesca & Mr. Fran  
Icarus  
JavaMaven1  
JimB  
Johnny L.A.  
katiekilldare  
Kyla  
Manservant Hecubus  
Mauvaise  
Mercutio  
Monster104  
Padeye  
Phouka  
pricciar  
psycat  
Sassy  
Scotticher  
Shayna  
slackergirl  
Spiny Norman  
SPOOFE  
Strainger  
Sue Duhnym  
warmgum  
Wicked Blue  
woodstockbirdybird

**MAYBES (18)**

beatle  
beckwall  
Commander Fortune  
deb2world  
Flypsyde  
jab1  
Jack Batty  
JillGat  
Jofi  
Purd Werfect  
Ruffian & DeathLlama  
Seadiver  
seawitch  
sethdallob  
Silver Fire  
Stoid  
thinksnow  
Everyone happy now?

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### Author: ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/6 "2001-08-18T01:51:54Z")

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Couldn’t be happier, Mercutio. Thanks for summing things up once more. What’s yer poison? 🙂

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### Author: ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/7 "2001-08-18T03:35:51Z")

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I would LOVE to, but I can’t. Damn.

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### Author: ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/8 "2001-08-18T03:37:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> **What’s yer poison?**

Anything.

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### Author: ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/9 "2001-08-18T03:41:55Z")

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Aaaaaah. To be underage again.

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### Author: ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/10 "2001-08-18T03:44:24Z")

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Mrs. Killdare, are you trying to seduce me?

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### Author: ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/11 "2001-08-18T03:47:59Z")

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Do you _want_ me to seduce you?

Oh, heavens no. We’re supposed to keep this on-topic.

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### Author: ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/12 "2001-08-18T05:02:28Z")

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But the whole point of a dopefest is to seduce people.

People SHOULD be trying to seduce the man with the Multi-thousand mile penis. Hint: He wears clogs.

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### Author: ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/13 "2001-08-18T05:29:59Z")

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Merc, add me to the ‘maybe’ list. 🙂

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### Author: ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/14 "2001-08-18T05:50:39Z")

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Woooo! **Morphy**!

You’d better make it, man!

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### Author: ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/15 "2001-08-18T19:15:07Z")

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I’m thinkin’ that there might be some Californication going on. I pray to God/Goddess/Buddha that I WILL BE THERE!

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### Author: ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/16 "2001-08-18T23:21:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> MAYBES (18): . . . Jofi . . .

Jofi? _Jofi_?? The hell with ya’ll, I ain’t goin’. [sub]can’t even spell my rackinfrackin name right[/sub]

I’m kidding. I’d love to go and it actually is a possibility since I’m now in a place that planes fly into and out of on a regular basis. But the new jobby-job means I’ll have to play it by ear. I realize this may mean I arrive without a place to lay my head, but I’m not too proud to sleep on someone’s floor, if he/she/they will let me. 🙂

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### Author: ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/17 "2001-08-18T23:47:55Z")

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Posting just so I can find the thread again…

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### Author: ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/18 "2001-08-19T04:46:58Z")

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I have a Sony Vaio one that I can bring that intergrates perfectly with my digital camera so we could post pictures as we’re partying.

I know it has a modem in it but I wouldn’t know the first thing about how to connect remotely. I suppose I can load up AOL for the free hours and then cancel it right afterward so we could just dialup locally from a hotel room. Would anyone be willing to spend some time helping me set it up since I’m an idiot when it comes to this stuff?

It has a memory stick (same as my camera) slot in it plus an external floppy drive. No cd.

I wonder if we could set up a cam on it so we could just transmit real-time.

Does anyone think this is a good idea? Or anyone have a laptop we don’t have to fuck with?

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### Author: ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/19 "2001-08-19T05:20:10Z")

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Hey **Merc** –

Add **JustPlainBryan** to your list. _Someone_ has to drive my drunk ass home. 😃

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### Author: ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/20 "2001-08-19T07:21:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \*  
> \*\*I have a Sony Vaio one that I can bring that intergrates perfectly with my digital camera so we could post pictures as we’re partying.
> 
> I know it has a modem in it but I wouldn’t know the first thing about how to connect remotely. I suppose I can load up AOL for the free hours and then cancel it right afterward so we could just dialup locally from a hotel room. Would anyone be willing to spend some time helping me set it up since I’m an idiot when it comes to this stuff?
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> It has a memory stick (same as my camera) slot in it plus an external floppy drive. No cd.
> 
> I wonder if we could set up a cam on it so we could just transmit real-time.
> 
> Does anyone think this is a good idea? Or anyone have a laptop we don’t have to fuck with? \*\*

Sue, I’m the man for this job. Interestingly, my best friend has a Sony Vaio, which I was just helping with tonight, in an incredibly similar circumstance.

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