# Coldie does Cali (The return)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 17, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663 "2001-08-17T00:37:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/221 "2001-09-28T04:38:15Z")

</div>

I thought it was “Toke, coke or choke [it], nobody rides for free”

I have learned.  
Bump and shit.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/222 "2001-09-28T05:03:09Z")

</div>

FTR, I’ve heard it both ways. MrC’s is more popular though.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/223 "2001-09-28T05:29:23Z")

</div>

Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah it is.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/224 "2001-09-28T05:42:12Z")

</div>

It’s because you rock, MrC.

Silver Fire, who still can’t adapt to this whole “Manservant” thing.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/225 "2001-09-29T16:03:07Z")

</div>

Well.

I do rock. There’s no questioning that, for certain.

However, it looks like about a 75% probability that I will NOT be rocking in L.A. (Much to the relief of all, I’m sure) We’ll see.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/226 "2001-09-29T16:56:36Z")

</div>

Aw, c’mon Brian. You have to come, so many of us want to meet you. It’s one of the main things I’ve been lookng forward to about the fest. Don’t let 1 out of 51 keep you away. There are plenty of us that will more than excited to meet you, I being one of them.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/227 "2001-09-29T17:40:47Z")

</div>

WTF? Sorry MrC, you not going is **not** an option. Sorry, it just isn’t. Tough shit. See ya there.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/228 "2001-09-29T21:58:25Z")

</div>

Cyni, if you don’t come, I swear to God I’m gonna come to Denver and kick your ass.  
And when I’m done kicking your ass, I’ll drag you by your ear all the way to Los Angeles.  
People will look at us funny, but I don’t care. You’re going.

Rose

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/229 "2001-09-29T23:07:18Z")

</div>

Brian, if you dont go, you forfeit our bet and whenever the hell i see you you owe me two drinks! Damn it, you’re one of the reasons i’m so excited about DTF! You HAVE to go! You promised!!!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/230 "2001-09-29T23:11:29Z")

</div>

Okay, THIS will teach me to actually go out at night. What in the HELL did I miss?

Cyni, I don’t know WHAT is going on, but you’re going. Period. Somebody has to be my snooty counterpart. 😃

Besides, you don’t want us to all have sex in the hot tub without you, do you? That would just be sick and wrong.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/231 "2001-09-30T03:18:22Z")

</div>

Okay, I just bought my tickets (SUCH a good deal!). I’ll be arriving at LAX at about 7 pm on Friday…who is arranging pickups? Who should I talk to? Will I spend the weekend at the airport? (Please say no.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/232 "2001-09-30T05:07:55Z")

</div>

Hey Brian - :rolleyes: You? Not go? That’s the silliest thing I’ve ever heard.

You _have_ to go.

[sub]Please?[/sub]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/233 "2001-09-30T05:56:33Z")

</div>

I don’t suppose anyone’s driving down from Canada? Around Vancouver? How long would it take anyway?  
If I could come up with a ride and floorspace (and some cash!) I just might seriously consider it! I’ve never been farther down than Seattle and Spokane. I know I’ve barely met ya all, but I sure would love to come! I have my own air matteress and sleeping bag and I promise to leave the critters at home, although since California is full of assorted livestock I won’t promise not to smuggle something back!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/234 "2001-09-30T06:56:42Z")

</div>

I think the whole damn board should come…prices are rock bottom, it’s the patriotic thing to do.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/235 "2001-09-30T07:03:11Z")

</div>

Ooooooh… Good idea, **Stoid**!

SUPPORT THE ECONOMY! 😛

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/236 "2001-09-30T13:12:21Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> I don’t suppose anyone’s driving down from Canada? Around Vancouver? How long would it take anyway?

I drove from Bellingham, WA to L.A., CA last month. It took 19 hours. Add another hour to get from Vancouver to Bellingham (if you don’t have to wait too long at the border). Best bet would be to RON in Redding or Anderson, so it’s a two-day trip.

Or you could fly, which would take about three or four hours plus a couple of hours at the airport.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/237 "2001-09-30T17:52:02Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*Ooooooh… Good idea, **Stoid**!
> 
> SUPPORT THE ECONOMY! 😛 \*\*

Well, the non-LA portion of the board isn’t reading this thread, so there’s no way they understand what their duty is. I’ll have to start a different thread to let them know. Or you can. What shall we title it?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/238 "2001-09-30T19:04:43Z")

</div>

I just chekced [orbitz.com](http://www.orbitz.com) these prices are AMAZING. Vancouver to LA round trip is going for $153! (American)  
If you don’t mind spending some cash for a ticket, you’re more than welcomed. Since we basically own the hotel for the weekend, it shouldn’t be a problem for you to bunk with one of us.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/239 "2001-09-30T19:32:13Z")

</div>

I just wanted to check in and mention that, yes, I’m still following this thread. And, yes, it looks like I’ll be able to make it on the 20th (no rehearsal on Saturday! Woohoo!).

All me and Monster have to do now is coerce our dear sweet mums into giving us the car for a night… bwahahahaha!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663/240 "2001-10-01T05:02:28Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> All me and Monster have to do now is coerce our dear sweet mums into giving us the car for a night…

Oh, lord. Isn’t Spoofe and Monster getting the car for the night one of the signs of the coming apocalypse?

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663.md?page=11)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali-the-return/76663.md?page=13)
