# Coldie does Cali!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 25, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794 "2001-07-25T21:40:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/261 "2001-08-09T02:46:10Z")

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Are we allowed to build a campfire on the beach? That would be cool. Where would we get wood? Anyone play guitar? How 'bout harmonica? Know any Arlo Guthrie tunes? How about Skynyrd?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/262 "2001-08-09T02:48:37Z")

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Wellllllll, I’m not any GOOD at it, but I’ve been planning to bring my guitar all along. Perhaps we can find someone with some talent!

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/263 "2001-08-09T03:05:02Z")

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**Shayna** , I’d still like to ante up for this; let me see where things sit after Dayton next week.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/264 "2001-08-09T03:17:59Z")

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Beatle, come up to Dallas. We’ll get flights out together. I’m still waiting on some other things to book my flight, but I’m going.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/265 "2001-08-09T04:10:43Z")

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Ok, how many are going to this now? I’m too lazy to count :). Anyway, this is so exciting! It looks like a good crowd will show. And I agree, a beach party would be awesome (perhaps you can get a permit for a fire on the beach? Even the state beaches here sometimes allow bonfires).

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**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/266 "2001-08-09T04:18:07Z")

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We’re not going to almost get arrested if we drink on the beach again, are we? Damn rules…

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/267 "2001-08-09T07:32:15Z")

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There’s a beach not _too_ far from the hotel. (Dockweiler State Beach) It’s about a 10-15 minute drive on surface streets. It has bonfire pits and I think that I’d be a great way to get together on friday night for those who will be there. They don’t allow booze but, only one lifeguard patrols and you can usually hide it well.

I’d be willing to supply firewood if anyone is interested.

Beach closes at 10, $6 parking but, if you park on the street it’s free and you’d only have to walk down a hill to get to the beach.

Anyone interested?

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/268 "2001-08-09T07:44:56Z")

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I like your thinking, Merc. Good idea! TOo bad the beach closes at 10 (well, i think the beaches here do as well…the one near my city closes 30 minutes after sunset! unless you know where to go). I’m up for this. Of course i wont be driving or anything ;).

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/269 "2001-08-09T08:16:32Z")

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> SPOOFE, I have you in Room 3. Hope you don’t mind rooming with your brother.

Why would I? We were roomies for about three years when we were younger.

Just remember… _he_’s the one that makes all the bad smells, not me.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/270 "2001-08-09T14:22:57Z")

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If you were twins, the “Sharing a womb” joke would have worked. Drat.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/271 "2001-08-09T15:19:29Z")

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10 is kinda early to break up a party, not to mention I’d rather not hide booze if possible. I’m finding it hard to believe there’s not a _regular_ beach somewhere near where we can have a fire and drink. Hell, when I was a kid growing up in San Diego we did that every weekend. It can’t have changed that much in 15-20 years. Or could it? 😉

Anyway, I think it’s time to invest a little research into this. I’ll be making some calls over the next couple weeks and see if I can find anything. **Shayna** , any ideas?

I’d rather not pack everything up and head down to the beach if we have to hide our drinks (no way am I getting arrested the first day of the fest! :D) if we just have to pack it in at 10.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/272 "2001-08-09T15:22:55Z")

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But Demo, if they put us in the same cell, you could finally be my bitch!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/273 "2001-08-09T15:33:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \*  
> \*\*But Demo, if they put us in the same cell, you could finally be my bitch! \*\*

Finally? I thought I _was_ your bitch?!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/274 "2001-08-09T15:37:16Z")

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Unconsumated 😃

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/275 "2001-08-09T16:00:02Z")

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You can’t drink on the _beach_?

Hey, how about if I declare the beach Dutch territory or something? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/276 "2001-08-09T16:24:16Z")

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DUTCH LAW! DUTCH LAW! DUTCH LAW! DUTCH LAW!

**Demo**

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> I’m finding it hard to believe there’s not a regular beach somewhere near where we can have a fire and drink. Hell, when I was a kid growing up in San Diego we did that every weekend. It can’t have changed that much in 15-20 years.

You were drinking on the beach between the ages of eight and thirteen? Daaaaaamn.

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/277 "2001-08-09T16:36:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*You can’t drink on the _beach_?
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> Hey, how about if I declare the beach Dutch territory or something? 🙂 \*\*

I thought that was called “invasion”? Of course, we might be able to at least finish our beers before the massive Air, Sea and Land counterattack gets underway. Good plan.

S. Norman

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/278 "2001-08-09T16:42:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Strainger \*
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> \*\*You were drinking on the beach between the ages of eight and thirteen? Daaaaaamn. \*\*

Ummm, well let’s not get into that. 😉

Well actually, what I was mostly talking about was going there with _older_ people, like my mom and her friends.

I didn’t start drinking (to get drunk) until high school, when I really _needed_ it. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/279 "2001-08-09T22:26:46Z")

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We could always just eat junk food by the fire, head back to the hotel around 9-10 and booze, booze, booze.  
Man, that sounded like I went from a 12 year old girl to a 37 year old mafia thug.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/280 "2001-08-09T22:33:38Z")

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Demo just splotz in has pants at the idea. I could just imagine 30 grumbly booze-deprived adults leering at me for suggestion something that keeps liquor out of their bellies.

_Nevermind_

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