# Coldie does Cali! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794 "2001-07-25T21:40:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/281 "2001-08-09T22:51:33Z")
Yeah, **Merc** , WTF are you thinking? Anyway, if I eat a bunch of junk food by the fire, and I get fat, you won’t love me anymore. I’m sure we can find _somewhere_ to get thrashed. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/282 "2001-08-09T23:16:57Z")
[james brown] Gonna get in the hot tub! Gonna make me wet-ah! Gonna get in the wat-ah! Gonna make me sweat-ah!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! [/james brown] ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/283 "2001-08-09T23:22:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*[james brown] > Gonna get in the hot tub! > > Gonna make me wet-ah! > > Gonna get in the wat-ah! > > Gonna make me sweat-ah!!! > > Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! > [/james brown] \*\* Yes??? Oh, you weren’t talking to me. Never mind. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/284 "2001-08-09T23:28:08Z")
Okay, I am a flake…I still need a roommate or two. Anyone else in the same boat, please email me, my addy is in my profile. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/285 "2001-08-10T02:31:15Z")
Hey, if we are gonna party in a hot tub, I just have one thing to say. PEE IN THE WATER AND YOU’RE DEAD! 😃 How many people will be there Friday night? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/286 "2001-08-10T02:37:03Z")
Maybe I should explain the pee thing. I have this obsessive fear that people pee in my hot tub. It is so bad that I actually drain the thing after every use (unless it has just been me). EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW Seriously, I can tell just by the look on your face if you are taking a pee, so just beware that I may have to drowned someone if I catch them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/287 "2001-08-10T02:40:48Z")
How else are we going to get the pretty yellow color in there? Aaaahhhhh… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/288 "2001-08-10T04:14:25Z")
> [@](#): > > PEE IN THE WATER AND YOU’RE DEAD! [Chat Moment] What about jizz? [/Chat Moment] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/289 "2001-08-10T04:23:26Z")
There will be NO jizzing in my room, thank you. [sub]unless it’s me doing the jizzing. I hope they have those pay-per-view movies, or it’ll be a long weekend.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/290 "2001-08-10T05:08:25Z")
Watch out for the floaters, they get caught up in the arm hair and they are HELL to get out. At least that’s what my friend told me. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/291 "2001-08-11T05:11:42Z")
I was just going to say the same thing! The floaters DO get stuck on you just like Elmer’s glue!!! Hurts like hell to scrape off. . . . . or so I am told. ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/292 "2001-08-11T08:06:51Z")
Count me in as a gonna-be-there! ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/293 "2001-08-11T20:35:51Z")
This has GOT to be the longest pre-party thread EVER. Is anyone keeping track of the guests? Just how many will there be? (I’m still just a definite maybe.) ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/294 "2001-08-12T02:04:40Z")
Here I am FINALLY moving back to Europe, to GERMANY of all places, thinking I can go pay S. Norman a visit and maybe FINALLY get to meet Coldie, and here I see theyre coming to friggin’ CALIFORNIA!!! Why couldnt yawl do it while I was still here? _pout_ still a busty redhead ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/295 "2001-08-12T04:15:11Z")
Wow…this is starting to look kinkier and kinkier. I may have to come just for the photo ops. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/296 "2001-08-13T21:24:38Z")
**Strainger** I emailed you about how I go about getting you yur Ramada points. So this is mostly just a bump. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/297 "2001-08-13T21:32:03Z")
I _swear_ I’m looking into airfare, really. **Kyla** , if you don’t mind, I’ll room with you again (you won’t mind the snoring, since you go to sleep at, what, 9? 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/298 "2001-08-13T21:46:15Z")
Good point. Strainger, I’ll be needing to talk to you about giving you the points as well. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/299 "2001-08-13T22:31:17Z")
I am a maybe at this point if anyone’s keeping track of the attendees. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794/300 "2001-08-13T22:44:20Z")
**Strainger** I just called and made my reservation and talked to what must have been JDT’s brother. I told him that I was with your party and he said you didn’t have a reservation for the 20th (the day I’m coming in). I told him you were probably checking in the 19th. He found you in the computer for the 19th but said that he didn’t know how long you were staying as it didn’t say on the reservation. You may want to call and confirm if you are staying more than one night. It was realy hard to understand what was going on because he was helping someone else (standing there, evidently) at the same time. I just realized that he never even quoted me a price. “One bed or two?” WTF, what hotel prices rooms like that? Jesus. Are you guys _absolutely sure_ that no one wants to stay at the Portofino? I need a drink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldie-does-cali/73794.md?page=16)