# Colibri **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 16, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285 "2017-01-16T01:11:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/41 "2017-01-16T14:56:59Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > Fuck, fuck, fuck your duck > Gently down the stream. > Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, > It’s got a corkscrew peen. > > Everybody sing! Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo Finger-bang an orangutan Support you local zoo ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/42 "2017-01-16T16:08:07Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > “Every normal man must be **tempted** at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.” Oh. We were supposed to stop at the temptation. Oooops. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/43 "2017-01-16T16:10:09Z")
Oh, no! Another name-subject-only post! Colibri is DEAD? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/44 "2017-01-16T17:03:36Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Oh, no! Another name-subject-only post! Colibri is DEAD? Thelma Lou didn’t start the thread so he didn’t get elected. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/45 "2017-01-16T17:10:49Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > You are invited to engage, as is your wont, in sexual congress with waterfowl, and is it not the case that your father first met your mother while she was engaged in illicit acts in conjunction with her employment in a New Orleans house of prostitution? _Language!_ Fuckin’ Shakespeare. He made all of the best insults, and many of the great words. We’re just left with the scraps to try to construct good invective. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/46 "2017-01-16T19:12:10Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Oh, no! Another name-subject-only post! Colibri is DEAD? Look very closely at the artwork on **Colibri** ’s last four albums. Some spooky shit, there. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/47 "2017-01-16T20:14:17Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > That actually was what I was saying. He’s a great man. He doesn’t need to fling poop. (Especially because, when you do that, it gets all over your hands.) In the words of the immortal Wolfgang Amadeus, [Leck mich im Arsch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk).🙂 > [@](#): > > **Dale Sams** : Good point about Shakespeare. He could talk dirty without being coarse about it. [QUOTE=William Shakespeare] MALVOLIO (picking up the letter) By my life, this is my lady’s hand these be her very C’s, her U’s and her T’s and thus makes she her great P’s. [/QUOTE] _Twelfth Night, Act 2, Scene 5_ [QUOTE=William Shakespeare] PETRUCHIO Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail. KATHARINA In his tongue. PETRUCHIO Whose tongue? KATHARINA Yours, if you talk of tails: and so farewell. PETRUCHIO What, with my tongue in your tail? [/QUOTE] _The Taming of the Shrew, Act 2, Scene 1_ Very subtle, that.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/48 "2017-01-17T04:57:42Z")
Overheard at The Shakespeare Festival: _“This play is stupid! Nobody’s gonna believe that chick is a dude! Look at the tits on that fuck-animal!”_ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/49 "2017-01-17T05:25:22Z")
Bimbo: But soft! The windows to my soul are aloft, and distant from your gaze, lock’d upon my bosom bounteous! Homero: To choose or not to choose, that is the choice, and verily have I made mine! Of all that are orbs, I’d have those that wobble! (Exeunt) ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/50 "2017-01-17T19:48:08Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I think at some point even Einstein stops giving a shit about dignity. Comparing Colibri to Einstein. Please. Too many people have sucked his dick and he thinks he can’t be wrong. I’m not permitted to ignore his posts, but I don’t exactly hang on his words. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/51 "2017-01-17T20:57:02Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Comparing Colibri to Einstein. Please. > Too many people have sucked his dick and he thinks he can’t be wrong. I’m not permitted to ignore his posts, but I don’t exactly hang on his words. You’re denying yourself true ambrosia. Colibri’s love spunk transcends all sensation. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/52 "2017-01-17T21:08:57Z")
An old Benny Hill bit, the agent talking on the phone to Shakespeare: \* “Oh that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek?\* She’s not sitting on her hands, is she, Bill?” ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/53 "2017-01-17T22:29:30Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > I guess I didn’t. I was riffing on the characterization of me as never descending to coarse language by reframing a classic coarse dismissal (“Go fuck a duck,”) in gentler, more academic terms. > > How does your reply work in that context? Fuck a chicken \<-\> fuck a duck… Admittedly very poorly? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/54 "2017-01-18T02:39:09Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Comparing Colibri to Einstein. Please. > Too many people have sucked his dick and he thinks he can’t be wrong. I’m not permitted to ignore his posts, but I don’t exactly hang on his words. How distressing. ☹ Obviously I have work to do if I am to improve my standing with the idiot asshole contingent of the board.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/55 "2017-01-18T02:57:42Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > [Raises hand waving vigorously] > > Ooo Ooo! I want to be a Fucking Moron > > Pick me! > Pick Me! One in every crowd … ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/56 "2017-01-18T03:00:51Z")
… oh … and it’s spelted “kohlrabi” … sheesh … ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/57 "2017-01-18T03:11:48Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Fuck a chicken \<-\> fuck a duck… > > Admittedly very poorly? 😃 Fuck a duck and screw a pigeon, Go to hell and start religion. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/58 "2017-01-18T03:18:57Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Fuck a duck and screw a pigeon, > Go to hell and start religion. Now stuck firmly in my head to the tune of the “Ode to Joy”. Thank you SO much. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/59 "2017-01-18T18:51:11Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > See? See what wages the effort to address matters of dispute with correct and cogent language actually earn, here? It’s a disgrace. _Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis_. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285/60 "2017-01-18T18:55:39Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > You’re denying yourself true ambrosia. Colibri’s love spunk transcends all sensation. Pan fried or deep fried? Now that damn 7-11 “breakfast pizza” thread has me throwing up in my mouth again… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colibri/777285.md?page=4)