# Collector's Edition Barbie's you'd like to see (and/or buy) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 20, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449 "2000-12-20T01:50:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/1 "2000-12-20T01:50:03Z")
Lately, it seems as if wholesome All-American Barbie has been up to some rather strange things: Witness Harley Davidson Barbie (#1, 2 and I think even 3), Addams Family Barbie, et. al. OK, dopers. What collector’s Edition Barbie would you be willing to shell out between $50 and $100 for? My choice: Rocky Horror Picture Show, with Barbie as Magenta, Barbie as Columbia, Barbie as Janet, and Ken as Frank-N-Furter, Ken as Riff Raff, Ken as Brad. (Can’t you just picture it?) Don’t need a Ken as Rocky because any generic blond Ken will work. Or the Marilyn Monroe/JFK set (Yes, I know Barbie’s already done Marilyn, but this would also be a fun one to have.) How about “Hausfrau Barbie”, complete with curlers in her hair, screaming toddler hanging off her leg, and squalling baby in her arms? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/2 "2000-12-20T01:54:23Z")
“Crack Whore” Barbie “Kathy Lee Gifford” Barbie (bra not included) “Britney Spears” Barbie (w/add-on breasts) ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/3 "2000-12-20T01:55:07Z")
How about “Life-Sized French Maid” Barbie? Anatomically correct of course… I just realized how much I disgust myself. That sounds like a good sig. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/4 "2000-12-20T02:09:52Z")
I’d like to see “Naked” Barbie!! Hmmmm, there’s velcro on the back of this one’s clothes… Wooooo Hoooooo!!! Nevermind! ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/5 "2000-12-20T05:55:29Z")
You know Crack whore Barbie comes with Crankster Ken. He has GIJoes pistol stuck in his pants, a permanent hunched over posture from peering out the blinds, and the Corvette is out front on blocks, cuz he sold the rims for drug money. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/6 "2000-12-20T05:56:41Z")
And their house is either a pig-stye or REALLY REALLY clean! ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/7 "2000-12-20T06:06:23Z")
I really really want one of those “Trailer Trash Barbies” I’ve heard rumors of . . . complete with big hair, too much makeup, and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Tisiphone ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/8 "2000-12-20T18:43:13Z")
To be serious-Star Wars Barbie. I think that would be neat. ---
**Author:** ![Scarred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@Scarred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarred)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/collectors-edition-barbies-youd-like-to-see-and-or-buy/46449/9 "2000-12-20T18:57:07Z")
If you visit [http://www.atomfilms.com](http://www.atomfilms.com), you can find a short film called 'Wheelchair Rebecca." In it you will find a slut Barbie, a crackwhore Barbie, and a getting-experimented-on-by-aliens Barbie. This movie is totally offensive and absolutely hilarious.