# College Football 2011 Preseason Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 17, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357 "2011-07-17T17:27:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/41 "2011-08-04T18:25:31Z")

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I know. I was just clarifying for our studio audience.

Also, I hope T-town suits wasn’t stupid enough to sell the jerseys. Otherwise, I don’t think there’s a violation.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/42 "2011-08-04T19:16:45Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Big East 0  
> Big East 0

Good thing you emphasized this, because it is a travesty that the Big East is considered a major BCS conference these days.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/43 "2011-08-04T19:39:10Z")

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Meh. It’s a preseason poll. It doesn’t count.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/44 "2011-08-04T20:02:06Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Meh. It’s a preseason poll. It doesn’t count.

While that sentiment is likely felt by almost everybody, what do you think the odds are that nobody on the list of 50 teams at [2011 Preseason College Football Polls](http://www.lsufootball.net/articles/2011-preseason-polls.htm) (which includes every school that was somewhere on somebody’s Top 25, of the 21 polls listed) will be in the Final Top 25 for 2011? Which of the other 70 teams will crack into the final group?

What’s a reasonable number from the 50 listed that will actually be a Top 25 team? 25? 20? 15?

Serious question.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/45 "2011-08-04T20:10:47Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Good thing you emphasized this, because it is a travesty that the Big East is considered a major BCS conference these days.

Some times I stutter when I type.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/46 "2011-08-07T16:47:13Z")

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Another pre-season poll is available at [http://www.usatoday.com/sports/sagarin/fbt11.htm](http://www.usatoday.com/sports/sagarin/fbt11.htm)

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> Updated: 8/2/2011 4:03:22 PM  
> Jeff Sagarin NCAA football ratings

If there’s another poll that shows all Division I (FBS (A) and FCS (AA)) teams in one grouping, I’m unaware of it. If you know of another, please link to it.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/47 "2011-08-11T20:13:54Z")

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I like what Jason Whitlock had to say today about the NCAA’s supposed interest in reform:

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> The NCAA doesn’t want to be fair to its football and basketball players. It wants to stop being barbecued. It wants to stop being a national laughingstock. When you say you work for the NCAA now, you’re just as likely to be given a side-eye stare as you are to be hit up for tickets.
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> Lucky for the NCAA, it has a powerful co-conspirator, the media. Many of us don’t want to be fair to the athletes either. We don’t respect or like them. We can’t relate to them. We’re jealous of their success and profile. We can’t see things from their perspective.
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> **And, truth be told, we love the fact college football and basketball are rife with easy-to-expose corruption. We love putting “dope on the table,” holding a news conference and beating our chest about the latest coach busted for making too many phone calls, sending too many text messages or holding too many practices.**
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> I mean, seriously, we painted Kelvin Sampson as the Osama bin Laden of college hoops because he liked talking to recruits on the phone. Rich Rodriguez was demonized for keeping his players too busy.
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> Being the volunteer police force for the NCAA is one of the quickest ways to build a profitable rep as a sports journalist.

[http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/True-reform-isn't-part-of-NCAA-agenda-president-Mark-Emmert-081111](http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/True-reform-isn%27t-part-of-NCAA-agenda-president-Mark-Emmert-081111)

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/48 "2011-09-01T19:06:33Z")

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**Bump**

Pre-season is over, first games are tonight, do we want to continue this thread? or make new thread(s) for the season. First half/2nd Half/Bowls.

Two blockbuster games Saturday: Oregon/LSU and Boise/UGA.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/49 "2011-09-01T19:23:52Z")

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Hope **Zeldar** doesn’t mind me including [a link to my College Pickem game](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=618258) thread.

This game has no limit on the number of players, and all are welcome. Join now and get those picks in for the week! Other details available in the linked thread. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/50 "2011-09-01T19:36:40Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> **Bump**
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> Pre-season is over, first games are tonight, do we want to continue this thread? or make new thread(s) for the season. First half/2nd Half/Bowls.
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> Two blockbuster games Saturday: Oregon/LSU and Boise/UGA.

Let’s go with new threads. Please start one (or more) as you see best. This one served a purpose, but you’re right that we need to move on to real life! 🙂

> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Hope **Zeldar** doesn’t mind me including [a link to my College Pickem game](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=618258) thread.
> 
> This game has no limit on the number of players, and all are welcome. Join now and get those picks in for the week! Other details available in the linked thread. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

Don’t mind at all! Jump in, everybody. Ought to be a fun season.

I won’t ask for this one to be closed, in case anybody has some “preseason” issues to add, or if any posts need replies. But it can fizzle out on its own.

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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/51 "2011-09-02T03:03:24Z")

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As a Nebraska alum, I cannot wait for the Big Ten season. Why do I have to suffer with those pesky non-conference games first? Hurry up, October 1st at Wisconsin! And then Ohio State comes to Lincoln next week. And then trips to the Big House and Happy Valley. This is so exciting!

And, heck, I don’t even know whether we’re in the Legends or Leaders.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/52 "2011-09-02T04:09:19Z")

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Holy shit…Mississippi State blasted Memphis tonight, 59-14. I don’t remember the last time they scored 59 points in a single game. Seems like I remember seasons where they didn’t score that much. Granted, it’s Memphis and not Alabama, but a great start for the Bullydogs. Go STATE!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/53 "2011-09-02T15:37:40Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> **Bump**
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> Pre-season is over, first games are tonight, do we want to continue this thread? or make new thread(s) for the season. First half/2nd Half/Bowls.

> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Hope **Zeldar** doesn’t mind me including [a link to my College Pickem game](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=618258) thread.
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> This game has no limit on the number of players, and all are welcome. Join now and get those picks in for the week! Other details available in the linked thread. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Let’s go with new threads. Please start one (or more) as you see best. This one served a purpose, but you’re right that we need to move on to real life! 🙂
> 
> I won’t ask for this one to be closed, in case anybody has some “preseason” issues to add, or if any posts need replies. But it can fizzle out on its own.

Seeing no new threads started, I decided to start [College football fans: how’s your team look? – 2011 Version](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=622777)

Here’s to an amazing and exciting year of football!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-football-2011-preseason-thread/589357/54 "2011-09-02T16:19:05Z")

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> [@HubZilla](#):
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> As a Nebraska alum, I cannot wait for the Big Ten season. Why do I have to suffer with those pesky non-conference games first? Hurry up, October 1st at Wisconsin! And then Ohio State comes to Lincoln next week. And then trips to the Big House and Happy Valley. This is so exciting!

Are you really in that much of a hurry to lose to whoever wins the SEC? 😕

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