# College Republican punches Kerry supporting teacher's foot with his leg

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 1, 2004, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296 "2004-11-01T10:59:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/181 "2004-11-02T05:41:05Z")

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Indeed! I’m gonna try to be cool with it, no matter which way it goes.

Regards. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/182 "2004-11-02T09:29:07Z")

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> [@Brainiac4](#):
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> You have evidence of this, then, I suppose? Otherwise you’d simply be doing what you decry.

That’s exactly what I was doing – positing assumptions with no facts to back them up. I’m not seriously contending that – I was pointing out that **Shayna** has no business contending that either. No proof is no proof.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/183 "2004-11-02T11:28:06Z")

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> [@NotMrKnowItAll](#):
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> Maybe **Desmostylus** confused this Mark O’Donnell with the [convicted racist Mark O’Donnell](http://www.greeleytrib.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040930/NEWS/109300038/0/FRONTPAGE&rs=2). Both in Colorado, one UNC, one Fort Lewis College.

As far as I can tell, it’s the _same guy_.

> [@Bricker](#):
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> That’s exactly what I was doing – positing assumptions with no facts to back them up. I’m not seriously contending that – I was pointing out that Shayna has no business contending that either. No proof is no proof.

You’re just doing the usual pubbie thing - talking out of your ass.

Tell me: What do your pubbie friends call you? “Rick”, or “Token”?

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**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/184 "2004-11-02T11:46:34Z")

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Golly, looks like **Desmo** has some sand up his vagina.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/185 "2004-11-02T12:07:15Z")

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> [@Brutus](#):
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> Golly, looks like **Desmo** has some sand up his vagina.

So what was it like growing up in Croatia? I’m not sure quite when that was. Was it during the time that you guys were exterminating the Serbs, or was it when they were doing it to you guys? Musta been fun, either way. I can tell that you’re enjoying watching the Iraqi’s having it done to them, and having the same shit rearise in the US. Must bring back fond childhood memories.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/186 "2004-11-02T12:13:45Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> Tell me: What do your pubbie friends call you? “Rick”, or “Token”?

Liberals: aren’t you proud to call **Desmostylus** one of your own?

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/187 "2004-11-02T12:17:50Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Liberals: aren’t you proud to call **Desmostylus** one of your own?

Hold on, sport. I didn’t identify myself as a “liberal”, whatever the fuck that means.

FWIW, I identify you as an asshole. Hey assholes everywhere! Aren’t you proud to call **Bricker** one of your own?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/188 "2004-11-02T12:28:58Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> Hold on, sport. I didn’t identify myself as a “liberal”, whatever the fuck that means.
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> FWIW, I identify you as an asshole. Hey assholes everywhere! Aren’t you proud to call **Bricker** one of your own?

OK, fair enough. I guess you didn’t identify yourself as a liberal. But on behalf of myself and other assholes everywhere, I wish to nominate you as our King.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/189 "2004-11-02T12:36:03Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> OK, fair enough. I guess you didn’t identify yourself as a liberal. But on behalf of myself and other assholes everywhere, I wish to nominate you as our King.

Sorry, but I refuse the nomination.

And I reject utterly your stupid, whining, pubbie thesis that “liberals” are hypocritical because they refuse to tolerate racist assholes.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/190 "2004-11-02T13:11:24Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> Sorry, but I refuse the nomination.
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> And I reject utterly your stupid, whining, pubbie thesis that “liberals” are hypocritical because they refuse to tolerate racist assholes.

I notice you still haven’t provided much in the way support for your thesis that the shirt-wearer was a racist asshole. Given your status as King (a nomination that cannot be refused, since it is clearly deserved and awarded by acclaimation) I am willing to concede the asshole part, as you are clearly qualified to judge others of your tribe. That he was racist remains merely a thought bouncing around in what passes for your mind - and, undoubtedly, a thought about to die of loneliness.

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**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/191 "2004-11-02T13:20:36Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> OK, fair enough. I guess you didn’t identify yourself as a liberal. But on behalf of myself and other assholes everywhere, I wish to nominate you as our King.

Whatever else may be going on, I do want to take a moment to acknowledge that this was _funny_.

Now please, back to your regularly scheduled partisan hackery. Carry on!

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/192 "2004-11-02T13:27:04Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Liberals: aren’t you proud to call **Desmostylus** one of your own?

No.

**Desmostylus** , that was disgusting. And if it’s not outright racism on your part (which it may well be), it skirts awful close to the line. And if I as a liberal am going to refuse to tolerate racist assholes, I got me a duty to refuse to tolerate you.

Tensions are high, but there’s no call for below-the-belt shit like that.  
Daniel  
desperately in need of a massage

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/193 "2004-11-02T13:30:34Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> I notice you still haven’t provided much in the way support for your thesis that the shirt-wearer was a racist asshole.

Well, apart from his conviction and sentencing, linked to by **NotMrKnowItAll** , after pleading guilty to a harassment charge for making racial slurs, I guess not. Not much in the way of support at all apparently. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/194 "2004-11-02T13:31:34Z")

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> **CrazyCatLady** said:  
> He’s taking this incident, which didn’t occur on school property or have any relation to her job as an instructor or his status as a student, and filing a formal complaint with her employer.

Should he really have to expect that he will see the person who assaulted him again, where she’s in a position of power and he’s not?

If this had been a random female student and a random male instructor and the teacher had goosed the student, would getting him fired seem acceptable even though the incident happened somewhere outside of school? Should an adult who commits battery against a minor really be in the teaching profession?

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> I don’t blame her for wishing she’d kicked him in the balls, frankly.

And I hope she learns that it’s unacceptable to commit assault.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/195 "2004-11-02T13:36:22Z")

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> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> No.
> 
> **Desmostylus** , that was disgusting. And if it’s not outright racism on your part (which it may well be), it skirts awful close to the line. And if I as a liberal am going to refuse to tolerate racist assholes, I got me a duty to refuse to tolerate you.
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> Tensions are high, but there’s no call for below-the-belt shit like that.  
> Daniel  
> desperately in need of a massage

Yes, I called him an Uncle Tom. It’s not below the belt at all. His pubbie friends giggle at him behind his back. You know that. Why doesn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/196 "2004-11-02T13:39:31Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> Should he really have to expect that he will see the person who assaulted him again, where she’s in a position of power and he’s not?

This is assault in the same way that taking a paperclip from the office is theft. Technically, yes; in reality, c’mon.

> [@](#):
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> If this had been a random female student and a random male instructor and the teacher had goosed the student, would getting him fired seem acceptable even though the incident happened somewhere outside of school? Should an adult who commits battery against a minor really be in the teaching profession?

Yeah, but what if this had been a German Shepherd and a squirrel, and the squirrel had dropped a nut on the dog’s head? Would this be acceptable?

Goofy analogies hinder understanding. This **wasn’t** a student getting goosed, so speculating on what we’d decide if it were is totally irrelevant.

And what evidence do you have that there were any minors involved in this incident? The only minor I see here is the incredibly minor status of the offense.

> [@](#):
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> And I hope she learns that it’s unacceptable to commit assault.

Given that she apologized specifically, directly, and without qualification, yes, I think she knows that. It was unacceptable, but trivial.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/197 "2004-11-02T13:40:45Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> Yes, I called him an Uncle Tom. It’s not below the belt at all. His pubbie friends giggle at him behind his back. You know that. Why doesn’t he?

Please do not tell me what I know. There’s a good chance that his friends view him as a human being; you would do well to do the same.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/198 "2004-11-02T13:45:02Z")

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Human is as human does. Stalin’s mother probably loved Josef. That’s no reason why anyone else should have.

**Bricker** ain’t Stalin, but he still an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/199 "2004-11-02T13:54:53Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> Well, apart from his conviction and sentencing, linked to by **NotMrKnowItAll** , after pleading guilty to a harassment charge for making racial slurs, I guess not. Not much in the way of support at all apparently. :rolleyes:

My goodness, you are an idiot.

The man identified by **NotMrKnowItAll** is Mark O’Donnell **Jr** , a student at University of Northern Colorado. If you wish to call him a racist, be my guest.

The man identified in the OP is a student at Fort Lewis College, where the woman who assaulted him also works. It’s true he is also named Mark O’Donnell, but he’s not a “Jr.” and he attends a different college.

Another notch in your rectal crown, King.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-republican-punches-kerry-supporting-teachers-foot-with-his-leg/272296/200 "2004-11-02T13:55:12Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> Human is as human does. Stalin’s mother probably loved Josef. That’s no reason why anyone else should have.
> 
> **Bricker** ain’t Stalin, but he still an asshole.

From the perspective of this dyed-in-the-wool pinko, he’s behaving far more civilly, respectfully, and honorably than you are. I wish you’d stop.

Daniel

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