# Colorado Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329 "2000-04-02T03:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/41 "2000-04-13T11:59:00Z")
Just getting started posting and from Colorado, buttt…live in Prague, CZ now. I will be there in June for a wedding, though, where we are going to have a bachelor party at the Wynkoop. Just to let anyone interested know, they have two private rooms for rent (Morey & Brown). The rooms have a private pool table and stereo system. Each one is good for around 20 ppl I hear. If you wanted the contact info: \> \> E-Mail: [Info@wynkoop.com](mailto:Info@wynkoop.com) \> \> Web Site Address: [www.wynkoop.com](http://www.wynkoop.com) \> \> Toll Free number: 1-888-WYNKOOP \> \> Brewery: 303-297-2700 9AM-4PM (MST) The Wynkoop is located across from Union Station, and I _think_ they have directions on their website. Have fun. If anyone isn’t into beer, they have a real tasty hand-made rootbeer sometimes. And the beer-cheese soup is to die for. -T ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/42 "2000-04-13T14:39:00Z")
Since I am no longer a Doper (See: [Sic Transit Gloria Mundi](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000931.html) I am no longer going to organize or attend the Colorado Doper’s meeting in May. My apologies my abrupt departure. ---
**Author:** ![Germ\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Germ\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Germ_Boy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/43 "2000-04-13T14:58:00Z")
Um, dad? Was it something we should know about that precipitated your departure or should this just be left alone? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/44 "2000-04-19T09:05:00Z")
_bump_ This one might be about to come back to life, chilluns. * * * The more I teaches you, the dumber you gets. ---
**Author:** ![Germ\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Germ\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Germ_Boy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/45 "2000-04-19T14:56:00Z")
Hey cynical, is my stupidity a reflection of your teaching? BTW, I hear dad’s back in town and posting again. Fact or fiction? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/46 "2000-04-19T15:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Germ Boy: > \*\*Hey cynical, is my stupidity a reflection of your teaching? > > BTW, I hear dad’s back in town and posting again. Fact or fiction?\*\* I think that it’s more along the lines of my teachings are a reflection of _my_ stupidity. 🙂 As far as Dad goes, “I know nothing, I hear nothing…-Schultzie from Hogan’s Heroes” ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/47 "2000-04-19T15:29:00Z")
I am back, and still interested in making a go of a Colorado gathering. May 6th, 6:00 PM Wynkoop across from Union Station. * * * Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ---
**Author:** ![Germ\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Germ\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Germ_Boy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/48 "2000-04-19T15:45:00Z")
Warm welcome back, dad. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/49 "2000-04-20T05:24:00Z")
Hee hee! For the record, I will not play pool, but have been known to hold a beer from time to time while you shoot. Of course, if it comes back to you substantially less full, then you’re just a half-empty sort of person, aren’t you? * * * The more I teaches you, the dumber you gets. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/50 "2000-04-23T02:57:00Z")
The Wynkoop, Saturday, May 6th, 6:00 pm. I’m going to assume the following people are coming: SingleDad techchick68 OldBroad Germ Boy Lexicon and “Mrs.” Lexicon Athena Commander Fortune Mr. Cynical Let me know if you want to bring any guests, etc. I’m going to make the reservations early next week. ## You can post here or email me at [lhamelin@iname.com](mailto:lhamelin@iname.com) Dr. Crane! Your glockenspiel has come to life! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/51 "2000-04-23T14:35:00Z")
Hey, y’all are having your party at the same time the next HouDope party is taking place! I don’t know how this would work but I have a cell phone. Maybe I could call y’all from the Houston party? Anyone have a cell phone? * * * I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money. (Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/52 "2000-04-23T16:27:00Z")
To assist in locating each other, I recommend we have some kind of really cool signal. Here are some examples: -Each wears a miner’s helmet. -Fashion a “doper” signal from a flashlight and construction paper. Aim at ceiling. -Wear FAR too much cologne/perfume, navigate by smell. -Have one person stand at entrance and do a bee dance to relate the location of the beer. -Going topless will not only help us locate each other, but will break the ice quickly. Of course, it might help if we just had an idea of where in the brewery to meet, and an idea of what everyone looks like. [http://www.geocities.com/brian\_stringer/mrcynical.jpg](http://www.geocities.com/brian_stringer/mrcynical.jpg) ## Looking forward to it, kids! The more I teaches you, the dumber you gets. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/53 "2000-04-23T20:12:00Z")
Here’s a map to the [Wynkoop Brewery](http://dexiyp.uswestdex.com/cgi/search.fcg?mq=Y&from=&listing_id=377986&heading_id=2915&dir=1030&table=CO) If we have enough people, I’ll reserve a room. * * * Dr. Crane! Your glockenspiel has come to life! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/54 "2000-04-23T22:30:00Z")
Cynical, I refuse to go topless. Oh, and each wearing a miners helmet would really make us look like strange people. I suggest as the newest member of the Colorado Dopers, you have to wear a high school band uniform and play a flute while marching around the bar \< giggle \> Since SingleDad is making reservations, then you can always ask at the door where we are… **I assume he will be making reservations under “Cecil Adams”.** Boy Cecil gets around, he will be in Houston and Denver on the same day. Hey anyone seen Lexicon post lately? I haven’t heard from him and he should be moved in this weekend I think. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/55 "2000-04-23T22:34:00Z")
Oh, and who has a digital camara? If you have one that uses floppy disks I can publish them to my domain. ---
**Author:** ![Germ\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Germ\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Germ_Boy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/56 "2000-04-24T14:31:00Z")
Well, my sons ball game starts at 5:00pm so I will attend but will be there early. I hope some dopers want to start at around 4:00. I’ll buy the first round for early attendees. Sounds like fun. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329/57 "2000-04-24T16:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Germ Boy: > **I hope some dopers want to start at around 4:00. I’ll buy the first round for early attendees.** Don’t have to tell me twice! I’ll be at the bar downstairs at 4pm SHARP. It would be a tragedy to allow a round of beer to go unconsumed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorado-dopers/16329.md?page=2)