# Colorless Mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 2, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729 "2009-12-02T18:21:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/461 "2009-12-11T02:20:33Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Mahaloth - Male > 2. Nanook - Male > 3. Tom Scud - Male > 4. Drain Bead - Female > 5. Freudian Slit - Female > 6. ToeJam - ??? > 7. USCDiver - Male > 8. peekercpa - Male > 9. DiggitCamara - Male > 10. storyteller - Male > 11. Ichini Sanshigo - Female > 12. Red Skeezix - Male > 13. Zeriel - Male > 14. MHaye - Male > 15. amrussel - Female > 16. Rin Twisted - Female > 17. GuiriEnEspaña - Male > 18. Mental Guy - Male > 19. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies - Female > > And Pedescribe is a guy too. So is Ed. But Normal is a GURL. Just adding to your list. ETA: Wait, amrussel is female? Huh. Didn’t know. P.S. Spoilers plz ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/462 "2009-12-11T02:21:23Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > and even though i am typically averse to telling power roles how the heck to play. > > doc protect my ass. you know now that i am the town vig. unless you feel that you have outed yourself and need to self protect, which i would understand. let our dick get some time looking at folks and let me get rid of **inchini**. if **ped** is what he says he is then if i am protected they have to shoot in the dark. which will be information in and of itself (up yours ped). > > and for the **cookies** of the world that still doubt me just go read, fgs. i suck at false claims. get lynched every fracking time. so i can still fuck up and be me but anyone who harbors any doubt about me being the town vig needs to die immediately. or at least in the order in which the doubt is expressed. so we’ve got one bad dude down and one confirmed townie. pretty good start my friends. When I stated that I did not yet trust you, **pede** had not yet let loose with his SK claim, which changes things quite a bit, dontcha think? At that point it was merely his vig claim and your counter claim, and I wouldn’t be making any metagame decisions based on how your previous fake claims may have sucked anyway. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/463 "2009-12-11T02:25:02Z")
Argh! Wrong still-composing response tab that I had been typing in earlier before my battery died. Sorry ☹ And yay! we got the SK. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/464 "2009-12-11T02:26:41Z")
THIS IS NOT STRATEGY. wtf, is a loose cannon vig to do? maybe i kill him or her or you. does a lurker die? or a scum say bye bye? or do i hold my gun, just to prolong the fun? there’s an rb that wish they knew. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/465 "2009-12-11T02:28:47Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > That’d be really cute, and sweet. > > So, I’ll tend bar. Who’s drinking? Apparently I need something masculine, esp since poker is in a few. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/466 "2009-12-11T02:37:56Z")
> [@Red\_Skeezix](#): > > Apparently I need something masculine, esp since poker is in a few. 😛 Are you up for a Freudian Slit Golden Shower? ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/467 "2009-12-11T02:49:24Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Are you up for a Freudian Slit Golden Shower? good thing pedescribe is dead. He’s still a minor, I think 😉 ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/468 "2009-12-11T02:52:25Z")
This finishes it, I think Magenta shows up better than pink 1. Mahaloth - Male 2. Nanook - Male 3. Tom Scud - Male 4. Drain Bead - Female 5. Freudian Slit - Female 6. ToeJam - Male 7. USCDiver - Male 8. peekercpa - Male 9. DiggitCamara - Male 10. storyteller - Male 11. Ichini Sanshigo - Female 12. Red Skeezix - Male 13. Zeriel - Male 14. MHaye - Male 15. amrussel - Female 16. Rin Twisted - Female 17. GuiriEnEspaña - Male 18. Mental Guy - Male 19. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies - Female And Pedescribe is a guy too. So is Special Ed. But Normal Phase is a GURL. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/469 "2009-12-11T02:54:56Z")
I thought Rin Twisted was a guy and Guiri was a girl. ::grabs an ice cool glass and holds it under the bar at waist level then puts it on the bar:: ::brownish gold liquid remains:: A golden shower for **Red Skeezix**. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/470 "2009-12-11T03:05:25Z")
Good. Hoping things went well and glad to see they did. Oh, nice to have a list of who is a boy and who is a girl. Very useful. This may get as much attention as “post 67”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/471 "2009-12-11T03:06:30Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Are you up for a Freudian Slit Golden Shower? I think I had that in a previous game…perhaps when I was modding. Good to see the regular bar is “open” again. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/472 "2009-12-11T03:39:40Z")
I’ll just help myself to the sealed bottle of Johnny Walker. No, no, Freudian, no need to pour, I’ll handle it. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/473 "2009-12-11T03:43:50Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I’ll just help myself to the sealed bottle of Johnny Walker. No, no, Freudian, no need to pour, I’ll handle it. I’m a good little helper! ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/474 "2009-12-11T03:46:43Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > I thought Rin Twisted was a guy and Guiri was a girl. > > ::grabs an ice cool glass and holds it under the bar at waist level then puts it on the bar:: ::brownish gold liquid remains:: A golden shower for **Red Skeezix**. _Downs it in one gulp_ Hmm, tastes a little like piss. ---
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/475 "2009-12-11T07:40:05Z")
What a great way to end Day 1!!! Go Town!!! I’ll pass on the Slit Special and have a jolt of coffee - to wake me up. Thanks for the color-coded player list - I thought **Amrussel** was a girl but when everyone used he/him, I guessed I was wrong… So it’s true that **Pedescribe** is a kid? I saw that on one of the mafia wikis and thought it was a joke (it said he was something like 15 y.o.) Wow! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/476 "2009-12-11T07:49:45Z")
I think pede is now 17, possibly 18?. But he was 15 or close to it when Mafia started being played here. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/477 "2009-12-11T09:31:07Z")
**Don’t vote for me, I’M NOT scum!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/478 "2009-12-11T09:38:14Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > 1. amrussel - Female > [@pedescribe](#): > > ETA: Wait, amrussel is female? Huh. Didn’t know. > [@GuiriEnEspana](#): > > Thanks for the color-coded player list - I thought **Amrussel** was a girl but when everyone used he/him, I guessed I was wrong… Two things. One, you’re all wrong about my gender. I am, as The Who so memorably sang, a boy. And my mum does admit it, so that’s a bonus. The second mistake is all too common when I play Mafia, so in the interests of effecting a permanent change I’m going to stand here with my arms folded, tapping my foot and giving you all the stink-eye until you work out where you went wrong… ---
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/479 "2009-12-11T10:03:25Z")
> [@amrussell](#): > > Two things. One, you’re all wrong about my gender. I am, as The Who so memorably sang, a boy. And my mum does admit it, so that’s a bonus. Oops, sorry for being sorry for being wrong! I guess with a name like Andrew it should have been obvious 😉 > [@amrussell](#): > > The second mistake is all too common when I play Mafia, so in the interests of effecting a permanent change I’m going to stand here with my arms folded, tapping my foot and giving you all the stink-eye until you work out where you went wrong… As it’s night, this has to be fluff, right? You’re not in London? You’re also the Vig? ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/480 "2009-12-11T10:09:22Z")
> [@GuiriEnEspana](#): > > Oops, sorry for being sorry for being wrong! I guess with a name like Andrew it should have been obvious 😉 > As it’s night, this has to be fluff, right? You’re not in London? You’re also the Vig? Pure fluff. Really quite mundane and petty fluff. But it happens in every game. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729.md?page=25)