# Colorless Mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 2, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729 "2009-12-02T18:21:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/481 "2009-12-11T10:50:05Z")
> [@amrussell](#): > > Pure fluff. Really quite mundane and petty fluff. But it happens in every game. Gees, you’re not complaining about how we spell your surname??? Sheesh… ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/482 "2009-12-11T11:52:00Z")
Compllaining is a strong word. It’s just weird that so many peoplle have the same bllind spot. (In reall llife too.) I have to spel it out al the time, and although the rage eventualy begins to pal, I stil sometimes want to yel at people. It’s not llike I’m going to snap and kil someone one day (I wouldn’t want to take the fal) but it seems llike a realy obvious sllip up that should just jump off the page. Anyhow, it’s not a big deall. ---
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/483 "2009-12-11T12:01:22Z")
@ **amrussell** , my comment was intended as a joke - I just forgot to add the 😃 I really hadn’t noticed the error until you mentioned it - I suppose you start to ignore certain things (like the wrong gender, incorrect spellings) after correcting them a couple of times - in the last game **Pedescribe** and **Mahaloth** had lots of fun messing around with everyone’s names and some people just insisted that I was a “she”… I think this is one of **Tom** ’s pet peeves - he even complained in the forbidden and spoiled threads about it afterwards! ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/484 "2009-12-11T12:22:07Z")
**Alka Seltzer is replacing Ichini Sanshigo** what a relief it is! Hopefully Alka Seltzer will let us know his/her gender **Living Players** 1. Mahaloth 2. Nanook 3. Tom Scud 4. Drain Bead 5. Freudian Slit 6. ToeJam 7. USCDiver 8. peekercpa 9. DiggitCamara 10. storyteller 11. Alka Seltzer 12. Red Skeezix 13. Zeriel 14. MHaye 15. amrussel 16. Rin Twisted 17. GuiriEnEspaña 18. Mental Guy 19. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies **Dead Players** **Pedescribe, Serial Killer (Lynched Day 1)** ---
**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/485 "2009-12-11T12:35:19Z")
> [@special\_ed](#): > > 1. amrussel **Mods, before he sees it and yells at you (:D), please update player list as follows:** 1. amrussell ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/486 "2009-12-11T12:40:55Z")
**Alka Seltzer is replacing Ichini Sanshigo** what a relief it is! Hopefully Alka Seltzer will let us know his/her gender **Living Players** 1. Mahaloth 2. Nanook 3. Tom Scud 4. Drain Bead 5. Freudian Slit 6. ToeJam 7. USCDiver 8. peekercpa 9. DiggitCamara 10. storyteller 11. Alka Seltzer 12. Red Skeezix 13. Zeriel 14. MHaye 15. amrussell 16. Rin Twisted 17. GuiriEnEspaña 18. Mental Guy 19. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies **Dead Players** **Pedescribe, Serial Killer (Lynched Day 1)** ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/487 "2009-12-11T12:42:01Z")
That’s what I get for skimming the game I’m modding. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/488 "2009-12-11T13:07:55Z")
Wait. Pedescribe is how old? ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/489 "2009-12-11T13:23:20Z")
Hi everyone. Since this is colourless mafia I better have a tequila. > [@special\_ed](#): > > Hopefully Alka Seltzer will let us know his/her gender Male. I check on a daily basis. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/490 "2009-12-11T13:34:49Z")
> [@amrussell](#): > > Two things. One, you’re all wrong about my gender. I am, as The Who so memorably sang, a boy. And my mum does admit it, so that’s a bonus. Sorry. I thought I remembered you getting irritated at someone for getting the gender wrong the other way during Screamers. (Also, I kind of overcompensate towards “female” when I’m not sure on account of getting things wrong the other way too many times). ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/491 "2009-12-11T15:03:41Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Wait. > > Pedescribe is how old? Sixteen last time I checked. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/492 "2009-12-11T15:06:06Z")
I’m usually the one getting irritated about gender–enough so that my sig references me bitching offline to a gaming buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/493 "2009-12-11T15:12:54Z")
_pats Pedescribe on the head_ Ah, he’s just a wee lad! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/494 "2009-12-11T15:15:17Z")
Who’s up for a Death by Chocolate? ::grinds up as many Nestle bars as she can find, pours on a liberal amount of vodka, and serves up in a mostly clean bar with a teeny tiny parasol:: ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/495 "2009-12-11T15:45:05Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Wait. > > Pedescribe is how old? Deifnitely not old enough to drink in the U.S. legally, probably not old enough to vote. (IIRC, he was 15 when he did Terminator Mafia, which was about a year ago or so.) ETA: And I really should refresh a thread or preview when I leave a tab open and then get distracted. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/496 "2009-12-11T16:21:27Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Who’s up for a Death by Chocolate? ::grinds up as many Nestle bars as she can find, pours on a liberal amount of vodka, and serves up in a mostly clean bar with a teeny tiny parasol:: You know, I used to have a real life buddy who cooked up drinks named things like “Texas Steel Cage Deathmatch” (because it tastes like your tongue is _pro wrestler voice_ in a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! OOOOH YEAAAAH!), and I’m pretty sure he didn’t get a gender change at any point, so where did YOU come from? ;)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/497 "2009-12-11T17:34:08Z")
> [@Red\_Skeezix](#): > > _Downs it in one gulp_ > > Hmm, tastes a little like piss. She just opened up a can of Foster’s and put in your glass, that’s why. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/498 "2009-12-11T18:00:16Z")
Sorry for aging you prematurely, pede. So…you were 13? 14? when we started playing? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/499 "2009-12-11T18:00:47Z")
**amrussell** , did you formerly only have one “L” in your name? I could have sworn you did and I’ve seen others call you **amrussel** … ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729/500 "2009-12-11T19:12:14Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > She just opened up a can of Foster’s and put in your glass, that’s why. Are NONE of my culinary secrets safe?! > [@Zeriel](#): > > You know, I used to have a real life buddy who cooked up drinks named things like “Texas Steel Cage Deathmatch” (because it tastes like your tongue is _pro wrestler voice_ in a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! OOOOH YEAAAAH!), and I’m pretty sure he didn’t get a gender change at any point, so where did YOU come from? > ;)😃 My mother said I came from heaven. Please tell me your buddy is DuffMan. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/colorless-mafia/519729.md?page=26)