# Combine person X and person Y to get person Z **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2016, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642 "2016-07-11T10:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2016, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/1 "2016-07-11T10:38:46Z")
In another thread, I noted that if you combine [Hitler](https://media1.britannica.com/eb-media/58/129958-004-C9B8B89D.jpg) and [Churchill](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Sir_Winston_S_Churchill.jpg/245px-Sir_Winston_S_Churchill.jpg), you get [Oliver Hardy](http://www.conservapedia.com/images/3/35/Oliver_Hardy.jpg). Can you think of any other historical figures / celebrities / whatever that this trick works for? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/2 "2016-07-12T02:27:41Z")
# Original Captain Christopher Pike [http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/70/78/fe/7078fee2943a77f5b19715386306f2e3.jpg](http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/70/78/fe/7078fee2943a77f5b19715386306f2e3.jpg) + Emperor Palpatine [http://images.fashionnstyle.com/data/images/full/39689/general-palpatine-in-star-wars.jpg](http://images.fashionnstyle.com/data/images/full/39689/general-palpatine-in-star-wars.jpg) Davros [![](http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/davros_dalek_resurrection_terry_malloy_400_400x300.jpg?resize=550%2C412) ](http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/davros_dalek_resurrection_terry_malloy_400_400x300.jpg?resize=550%2C412) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/3 "2016-07-12T18:36:20Z")
Tuvok + Neelix = TUVIX !!! ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/4 "2016-07-14T01:51:28Z")
[Johnny Depp](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/) + [Bill Bailey](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0047155/) = Tim Minchin ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/5 "2016-07-30T03:59:23Z")
# The Wizard of Oz [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cUNRl7er3Sg/UTJKpYSghUI/AAAAAAAALiI/uE2ZMCcxFmM/s1600/The\_wizard\_of\_oz+16.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cUNRl7er3Sg/UTJKpYSghUI/AAAAAAAALiI/uE2ZMCcxFmM/s1600/The_wizard_of_oz+16.jpg) + Beaker [http://www.saulwordsworth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/beaker.jpg](http://www.saulwordsworth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/beaker.jpg) Balok [![](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/72/154780386_ae28500d09.jpg) ](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/72/154780386_ae28500d09.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/6 "2016-07-30T04:14:04Z")
X from mummy + Y from daddy = XY So baby Z is a boy! Am I doing this right? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/7 "2016-07-30T13:12:15Z")
Robert Picardo + Jon Cryer = Frank Whaley. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/8 "2016-07-30T13:17:33Z")
Bradley Cooper + Hans Moleman = Eddie Marsan ---
**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/9 "2016-07-30T19:18:26Z")
Paul Lepage + Eddie Lampert= Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![JcWoman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jcwoman/32/2889_2.png) [@JcWoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JcWoman)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/10 "2016-07-31T13:53:43Z")
Dana Carvey + Darryl Hannah = me in real life. 😃 Whenever some dude online tries to flirt with me and figure out how cute I am, this is what I tell them to freak them out. It is the closest I come to looking like a celebrity, though. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/combine-person-x-and-person-y-to-get-person-z/759642/11 "2016-08-10T15:08:12Z")
Sara Gilbert and Johnny Galecki equals Skrillex! [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6qdrbqTW71qbfoz0o1_400.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6qdrbqTW71qbfoz0o1_400.jpg)