Come bitch with me....

[Hello_Again]

Let’s see. I had my wisdom teeth out and my jaw hurts. I’m sick of pudding, yogurt, jello, etc. Vicodin made me vomit so I can’t even enjoy my “good drugs.” I need a crown and a root canal and will soon owe $2,500 in dental bills. This morning my landlord called, freaking out because a dripping showerhead caused damage in the unit below. The word “eviction” was bandied about.* I have a lump in my breast which the doctors are pretty sure is a cyst but I have to wait till the end of October to find out for sure. (I’m only 26). Winter came early and we had our first hard frost, and that SUCKS. At work, everything is FUBARed and my schedule is screwed. I was supposed to have certain work completed before I went on vacation (just 9 heavenly days away) and now that is pure impossible. I lost my auction for a pair of chaps I really wanted.

WAH.

In good news, all of my animals are healthy. {knock wood}
*I know they don’t have a leg to stand on – just because I didn’t use my x-ray vision to know that water was running down inside the wall doesn’t make me an irresponsible or illegal tenant. The worst that can happen is that they are so hostile we choose to “amicably” cancel the lease and I get my deposit back. But this morning when they called they had me panicked, crying, calling legal aid, etc.

[Muffin]

*Originally posted by Guinastasia *
**{{{Muffin}}} Having had an abcessed tooth AND having lost the Best Cat that Ever Lived last year, I know what you are going through. **

Thanks for the hug. I appreciate it.

[Bricker]

[Chandler]
My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!
[/Chandler]

• Rick

[beagledave]

*Originally posted by Bricker *
**[Chandler]
My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!
[/Chandler]

• Rick **

What the fuck you smilin’ for bub? Gettin’ too MUCH sleep with Bricker Jr. around the house…not changing ENOUGH diapers these days? Not hearing ENOUGH fricken screaming for no God damned apparent reason? Not having ENOUGH tension trying to give the new kidlet a FRICKEN bath once in awhile without busting an eardrum. Not enough MESSY CRAP around the house to clean for ya bub?

Not that I have fatherhood issues…

It’s alright though. I’m slowly accumulating enough embarrassing pictures to stunt her teenage development good.

[BoBettie]

Obviously mentally handicapped but nice but smelly guy across the aisle: “Hey! I like your pants!” “Thanks.” “They look like clown pants!” “Um, thanks.”

That made my day, Jodi- sorry! I laughed good and hard at your expense!

Let’s see…a bitch? OK, I didn’t feel good today (a cold) so I had to skip bowling, which I really look forward to on league night. That’s about it. I’m also really tired.

Zette

[Guinastasia]

Oh my god…my head hurts sooooo BAD!!! I took two Midol-but that didn’t help, and it was the last Midol in the house.

It’s a really really bad headache…it feels like ball bearings rolling around in my skull, which is being gripped by an iron vise…oh help…I gotta get off of here and go to bed…I can’t stand this anymore.

[TheOtherOne]

Not a woman, but I sure can bitch!

-I’m broke as fuck. I had to give my girl 10 bucks because she showed up unannounced at my house to convince me to get back with her.

-I don’t know if I want to be with her and try to long distance shit. It fucking sucks.

-School is kicking my ass. My bio professor is a moron who doesn’t even know how to calculate the area of a circle.

-Work sucks ass. I stock in a convenience store. My back is fucked, my knee hurts like hell, and I’m tired of fucking smiling.

-My best friend is now blind, cause unknown. He is in the hospital, in ICU, his kidneys are failing, and they don’t know why. I can’t see him. I’ve had to talk to him after countless brain scans, a spinal tap, and now a kidney biopsy. I’m scared as shit that he’s going to die.

-I can’t afford my phone bill, gas, or food for the next week. I have no smokes, no food, no nothing. I do have beer though, liquid happiness…

-I drink so I won’t have to deal with my problems.

-I think I’m getting sick. My whole body aches, everything is sore.

-My friends don’t give a fuck whether I hang out with them or not, apparently.

-And last but not least, I’m scared to death of this fucking war…

Thanks, I needed that…

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

Well, I’m watching “sex, lies, & videotape” again and I’m feeling so pissed off at the characters. It’s just a story, yet here I am loathing the crap out of John & Cyn.

I ate too much candy today. Bad for my tummy, bad for the width of my ass.

[moi]

Oh, thank you for this…

Moi’s Bitchin’:

• My SO just found out a friend in his hometown is dying of leukemia. We thought he was in remission.

• Today was the first day of the SO’s new crappy, low-paying job. He’s probably going to skip out on it tomorrow to go visit above-mentioned friend.

I can’t decide if I should bitch about the leukemia killin’ this kid (I bet he’s younger than me; I don’t think I’ve known someone younger than me who’s died. He’s also a dad)…or about the fact that my wonderful, so talented SO wasn’t able to get a better job in our little community…maybe, then, I should also bitch about the economy? And, yes, there’s a selfish party of me that is scared to see this paycheck disappear, so immediately after it had become a reality. So, I wanna bitch about that, too.

• I’ve been feelin’ like crap for more than two weeks now. Started out with gastrointestinal ick, but now I’m left with a lingering queasy stomach and a throbbing pain in my left side. I don’t have health insurance and, just like mama raised me, won’t be takin’ m’self to a doctor unless there’s arterial bleeding. :rolleyes:

• Despite my wild child ways, I’m really ready for some stability in my life. Since my univ. graduation in May 2000, I’ve been subsisting on contract work. Fine, fine. Screw the benefits and healthcare, etc. But it would be nice to plan more than 6 or 10 months in the future. I want a job that I can expect to be there next month. I feel like every time cat and I start to get our shit together, something falls through–in the past four months, we’ve each been unemployed for about a month. WTF? How the heck are we supposed to pay off student loans this way? Am I ever gonna be able to set up my home computer system, so I can start taking additional contracts? Is grad school just a pipe dream at this rate?

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!

[urban_gorilla]

• i just had to cancel dinenr with friends, which was in aid of the birthday of the girl i love.
• i cant tell her that i love her.
• its getting towards the end of the university session, and my workload means that i cant take time off to brush my teeh, much less be here.
• im getting a facial tic from all the stress.
• im so poor i make cinderella look like a snob.

(why dont i feel any better )

[Tuckerfan]

Damn! There was a fucking traffic jam at 11 PM because the damn highway department felt like parking its trucks across two lanes and it took me twice as long to get home from school, and I’m fucking tired and Nachos4Sara has posted to this thread and I’m too fucking tired to think of witty way to flirt with her. Shit.

[Jack_Batty]

My sphincter feels much better now.

[bwk]

**

Obviously mentally handicapped but nice but smelly guy across the aisle: “Hey! I like your pants!” “Thanks.” “They look like clown pants!” “Um, thanks.”

**

I got a compliment liket this once… I had ordered an empire-waist dress from a catalogue, and had tried it on, and was kind of swirling around in it, to see how it looked. I thought it looked kinda keen, it was royal blue and my hair is red and my eyes are blue, and it was a good cover for my, um, round booty, and it was all breezy and swingy…

…and my little cousin comes up to me and says, “I love that dress!”

Me: “Thanks!”

Her: “It looks just like those dresses pregnant women wear!”

I didn’t hurt her. But I did think about it.

[Typo_Negative]

I’m trying very hard to pay off my debt(9k down from 26k) and then my car goes into the shop twice in the last months. I had to pay $265 bucks for an all-around brake job.
I’ve put on a couple of pounds and feel like Fatty Arbuckle.
AND MY FEET HURT!!!

[Kayeby]

I have food stuck in my teeth.
The dye has faded in my hair.
I have homework that I can’t be bothered doing.

I wish my sphincter itched.

[belladonna]

I’m in on this…

–> The asshole I married is in prison-AGAIN-(2 ½ months and counting…)this time he left me with three months worth of unpaid bills and over $2000 in bad checks he wrote to buy dope that he didn’t share.
–> I am barely holding onto my house, let alone trying to clear up this check bullshit so that I might, at some point, be allowed to get another checking account.
–> My job sucks
–> My 4-month old son, who I am now trying to support on my own, is teething. Enough said.
–> Said son is also highly allergic to cats. I have 10. Anyone want a cat?
–> My roof leaks so badly that chunks of plaster are raining down in my kitchen. The estimate for repairs (not repairs really, I need a whole new roof) tops $6000. I think I have $2.50 in my change cup.
–> A “friend” has started declaring his love for me (“I’ve always wanted a family, I’d care for you and lil’baby both, I’d never leave you”)—I am VERY uninterested. He has terminal cancer. I feel like an ass
–> Did I mention that my job sucks?
–> I am developing a fierce desperation-lonely-crush on the hottie neighbor boy who is a shameless flirt. He also lives with his girlfriend. Damn.
–> My radio at work will only get one station in clearly. It’s a country station. >sob<
–> My asshole—er–husband—calls collect every damn night. I usually just hang up but this wasn’t the case at first, imagine, if you will, my phone bill. I can’t, it’s too painful.
–> When I did talk to him last his plan to ‘prove his devotion’ was to join the army when he’s released. Um….WAR? God, what a dipshit.

When it rains it pours, eh? Ah, that felt good……

[Feynn]

What the fuck you smilin’ for bub? Gettin’ too MUCH sleep with Bricker Jr. around the house…not changing ENOUGH diapers these days? Not hearing ENOUGH fricken screaming for no God damned apparent reason? Not having ENOUGH tension trying to give the new kidlet a FRICKEN bath once in awhile without busting an eardrum. Not enough MESSY CRAP around the house to clean for ya bub?

For some, these are all reasons to smile. It just comes down to one’s perspective.

Mmmmmm… babies.

So how are we ging to alleviate everyone’s problems here? I can’t do anything for the PMS except stay the hell out of the way… how about chocolate?

First, we are going to have to start a collection so Sara can at least get that red scarf or perhaps someone has a red scarf they could send her.

Dr. Pepper is sold everywhere, go get some dammit.

[quote]
My radio at work will only get one station in clearly. It’s a country station**

It sounds like you live in hell, I’d move.

Are there any therapists here that might help jodi get in touch with her inner clown? ducks and runs

[Feynn]

FUCK!

I fragged the fucking code.

If that’s all I have to bitch about I must be doing okay.

[anya_marie]

I have my period too, could not find any of my tampons and i was late for work because i could not find my white shoes.

My knee hurts, my shoulder hurts, and i have a cold.

I went to go get tampons, and a few other things, @kmart after work, and THEN i left my checkbook @ home!

Since I have my period, i now have a few new zits.

My glasses suck, I hate wearing glasses!

And I do not have anything to wear!!

[Gartog]

[singing]

Come Bitch with me,
come bitch, come bitch away . . . .

[/singing]