# Come clean: Who are you really? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141 "2005-02-27T12:15:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/21 "2005-02-27T19:05:49Z")
OK, I confess. [I](http://www.torgo.org/media/images/torgo/knees.jpg) ate my own hamster. But at least it was delicious. **nockturnal\_tick** : and I was just about to ask you to yell “Spoooon” for me. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/22 "2005-02-27T19:07:03Z")
That’s of course **nocturnal\_tick**. No more rap for me this week. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/23 "2005-02-27T19:07:50Z")
[I’m](http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/batman/Batman%20by%20Alex%20Ross.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/24 "2005-02-27T19:13:40Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I am a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas. Net access is a _bitch!_ Ah, yes, I too have trouble getting online from the Northlands in around the year 1000 AD. I’d post a picture of a woven tapestry portraying my conquests, but I’m damnes if I can find a scanner. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/25 "2005-02-27T19:15:48Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > [I’m](http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/batman/Batman%20by%20Alex%20Ross.jpg) Dr. Mid-Night?.. no wait… the Black Panther…no wait ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/26 "2005-02-27T19:32:19Z")
Ah! I have found pictures! [Me](http://foulc.club.fr/images/viking.gif), and [a statue in my image](http://www.bigthings.ca/manitoba/pictures/viking1.jpg)! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/27 "2005-02-27T19:41:35Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Ah! I have found pictures! [Me](http://foulc.club.fr/images/viking.gif), and [a statue in my image](http://www.bigthings.ca/manitoba/pictures/viking1.jpg)! You’re [Molly Hatchet](http://www.chipsterpr.com/images/photos/MOLLY%20HATCHET%20-%20Locked%20And%20Loaded(1).jpg)?!? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/28 "2005-02-27T19:54:18Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > You’re [Molly Hatchet](http://www.chipsterpr.com/images/photos/MOLLY%20HATCHET%20-%20Locked%20And%20Loaded(1).jpg)?!? Subtle differences, my friend. My helmet had horns, rather than wings. My shield was different. Even the axes were different. I’d think that a doper would be able to spot such differences. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/29 "2005-02-27T19:55:14Z")
I’m not actually a 23-year-old Canadian translator at all, but an aging diplomat from a small fictional town in Worcestershire. [This](http://www.crisperanto.org/pictures/Crisp2000/qclny/mf/martin-fishman-007.jpg) is me. I live with my lovely [boyfriend](http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/02.28.02/gifs/mckellen1-0209.jpg), our [houseboy,](http://www.debretts.co.uk/images/royal_connections/prince_william2.jpg) and an assortment of [kittens](http://www.vegasretro.com/entertainers/photos/siegfried_roy_7_r.jpg). We spend our spare time organizing small [community festivals](http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_06_gaypride.jpg), participating in various [charity contests](http://www.wao.or.jp/user/haitaman/981115s1.jpg), and restoring our [Edwardian mansion.](http://spongebob.topcities.com/house.gif) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/30 "2005-02-27T19:56:45Z")
Sorry - [here](http://www.tinypineapple.com/gallery/images/spongebob_at_home.jpg)’s a functional image of our residence. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/31 "2005-02-27T20:09:53Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > After the whole **K6** debacle, I felt it was time for me to come clean as well. > > \<\\> > [disclaimer] I know the K6 thing really did cause some hurt feelings. Just thought this would be a chance to have a good giggle. No offense is meant by this. I do hope that some of you could post who you really are before some sock has to do it for you. 😛 [/disclaimer] Wassat? ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/32 "2005-02-27T20:11:01Z")
I’m fairly new here, but if anyone’s interested, [here I am.](http://www.kultureshock.co.uk/bigimages/giles.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/33 "2005-02-27T20:13:06Z")
I have a terrible confession to make. I’m not really a Pig. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/34 "2005-02-27T20:13:50Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > Sorry - [here](http://www.tinypineapple.com/gallery/images/spongebob_at_home.jpg)’s a functional image of our residence. So it’s true what they say aboout Spongebob & the Gay Agenda! (psst: you are gay, right?) **Giles** , you’re a “Missing Link”? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/35 "2005-02-27T20:15:58Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Subtle differences, my friend. My helmet had horns, rather than wings. My shield was different. Even the axes were different. I’d think that a doper would be able to spot such differences. Vikings. You all look alike to me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/36 "2005-02-27T20:17:06Z")
[I have a slight skin condition](http://www.dermocosmos.com/images/acne/acne6402.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/37 "2005-02-27T20:18:46Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > [I have a slight skin condition](http://www.dermocosmos.com/images/acne/acne6402.JPG) Gaaaa! Holy eyes Batman! You could put up a warning on that! _shudder_ I thought you were linking to a pic of Nightcrawler (blue skin, **Iceland\__Blue_** ) _shudders again_ ---
**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/38 "2005-02-27T20:19:15Z")
Okay, before I get outed by someone else, [I’m](http://www.metalandmagic.com/Pages/Galleries/Anthro/battlehamsters.html) the one holding the big ol’ club. That damn mouse better start showing us some respect. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/39 "2005-02-27T20:31:35Z")
[The real me.](http://www.torinet.com/stuff/war/george_w_bush_hi_resolution.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/40 "2005-02-27T20:35:19Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > [The real me.](http://www.torinet.com/stuff/war/george_w_bush_hi_resolution.jpg) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141.md?page=3)