# Come clean: Who are you really? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141 "2005-02-27T12:15:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/101 "2005-02-28T13:01:25Z")
> [@Nicodemus2004](#): > > Sorry, this is off topic but could someone explain to me how you are including those great images? If you mean “How do you post image links?”, merely click on the address in your Address bar, highlight all of it, copy, then paste it into your reply. Simple, no fuss. If you mean "How does one find Images online, then [Google Image Search is your friend!](http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi&q=) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/102 "2005-02-28T14:38:28Z")
[This is actually me.](http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/info/duze/n/no_doubt.jpg) My username here is a homomomomonym. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/103 "2005-02-28T15:06:46Z")
[Bond. James Bond.](http://www.cboc.org.au/jamesbond.html) ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/104 "2005-02-28T16:34:43Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > **Giles** , you’re a “Missing Link”? :dubious: It worked when I previewed. So [her’s another picture](http://www.librarian-image.net/img02/giles.gif) , and [another with a friend of mine](http://www.avdistrict.org/library/buffygiles.jpg) (I’m the one leaning over her shoulder). ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/105 "2005-02-28T18:15:29Z")
[Here am I]([http://www.mujweb.cz/www/](http://www.mujweb.cz/www/) adam-ant/fotky\_stand.htm) ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/106 "2005-02-28T18:15:23Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > [another with a friend of mine](http://www.avdistrict.org/library/buffygiles.jpg) (I’m the one leaning over her shoulder). Um. Er. :stammer: Can you introduce us? Oh, and this is not me. Neither is this. This is. Sorry for the deception. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/107 "2005-02-28T18:19:14Z")
No pictures of me. But on the Straight Dope the whole “goddess of love” shtick is just for fun, a play on my username, and I’m always who I’ve claimed to be: a young university student from Toronto, female, slightly geeky, more than slightly crazy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/108 "2005-02-28T18:50:21Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > No pictures of me. But on the Straight Dope the whole “goddess of love” shtick is just for fun, a play on my username, and I’m always who I’ve claimed to be: a young university student from Toronto, female, slightly geeky, more than slightly crazy. 😉 Great! Except…it’s spelled “Cytherea”. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/109 "2005-02-28T18:56:50Z")
Not according to my translation of the Odyssey. 😛 I believe it _can_ be spelled both ways… plus, this way looks cooler. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/110 "2005-02-28T19:11:05Z")
Kythereia is also my sexual plaything.I bought her at a slave market.\* \*I still have the original receipt and can return her within 28 days in original wrapping for a full refund if not satisfied with her. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/111 "2005-02-28T19:28:21Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Kythereia is also my sexual plaything.I bought her at a slave market. “Whatever day / Makes man a slave, takes half his worth away.” –Homer, The Odyssey :mad: But throw in a proper contract with wages and benefits and we’ll talk. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/112 "2005-02-28T19:29:17Z")
I haven’t been called Sean in a bout ten years. And my girlfriend, if asked if her title is The Factotrix, will look at you with a confused stare. But everything else I’ve posted here is true. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/113 "2005-02-28T19:42:00Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > “Whatever day / Makes man a slave, takes half his worth away.” > –Homer, The Odyssey > > :mad: > > But throw in a proper contract with wages and benefits and we’ll talk. 😉 CONTRACT for MISS KYTHERIA. The rates will be set at the minimum wage of £10(TEN)per hour,to be paid in the form of vouchers which will be distributed by the hamsters at the SDMB.Benefits include free SDMB membership,a luxury hamper consisting of 5(FIVE) Dopers of choice,a toga(size-small) and free medical healthcare-treatment will be provided at the hospital of Iceland’s choice.Bonuses will include a stuffed toy of choice and a selection of novelty balloons bearing messages in varying degrees of obscenity 🙂 All uniforms and equipment will be provided… Now let’s talk… ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/114 "2005-02-28T19:51:30Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > If you mean “How do you post image links?”, merely click on the address in your Address bar, highlight all of it, copy, then paste it into your reply. Simple, no fuss. > > If you mean "How does one find Images online, then [Google Image Search is your friend!](http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi&q=) [This was me](http://www.deanguitars.com/zztop/images/ZZTop.GER.928784.jpg) Did it work? I’m the one on the left… home-Dad by day…rock star by night ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/115 "2005-02-28T19:54:07Z")
**Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** - Thanks very much. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/116 "2005-02-28T19:58:03Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > CONTRACT for MISS KYTHERIA. > The rates will be set at the minimum wage of £10(TEN)per hour,to be paid in the form of vouchers which will be distributed by the hamsters at the SDMB.Benefits include free SDMB membership,a luxury hamper consisting of 5(FIVE) Dopers of choice,a toga(size-small) and free medical healthcare-treatment will be provided at the hospital of Iceland’s choice.Bonuses will include a stuffed toy of choice and a selection of novelty balloons bearing messages in varying degrees of obscenity 🙂 All uniforms and equipment will be provided… > > Now let’s talk… Hmmmm. 10 pounds an hour works out to $23.70 an hour in Canadian currency… and those benefits… OK, I’m in! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/117 "2005-02-28T20:00:21Z")
So…you Dopers have all witnessed that.We have agreed this contract in the presence of witnesses.It is lawfully and legally binding that Kythereia is to be my slave,to perform any and all duties that I demand. Now about those naughty pics you’ll be sending… ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/118 "2005-02-28T20:07:40Z")
Aw, nuts. I better doff my disguise ere I’m outed, too. [Me.](http://www.duffzone.co.uk/image_script.php?pic=nelson6) In my underwear, no less! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/119 "2005-02-28T20:23:59Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > So…you Dopers have all witnessed that.We have agreed this contract in the presence of witnesses.It is lawfully and legally binding that Kythereia is to be my slave,to perform any and all duties that I demand. > > Now about those naughty pics you’ll be sending… Yes, go on… 😉 _leads into another room, with intent to seduce and ravish_ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/120 "2005-02-28T20:30:03Z")
I am a [plate of shrimp](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305971285.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141.md?page=7)