# Come clean: Who are you really? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141 "2005-02-27T12:15:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/121 "2005-02-28T21:11:19Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Yes, go on… 😉 _leads into another room, with intent to seduce and ravish_ RAVISH ME!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/122 "2005-02-28T21:27:00Z")
I am whoever you say I am. [The King o’ Pain](http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/5888e1e5/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/nurple-kingopain.gif?pfND5ICBlVmLwga3) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/123 "2005-03-01T00:20:32Z")
> [@Nicodemus2004](#): > > **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** - Thanks very much. Por nada. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/124 "2005-03-01T01:23:12Z")
I am shocked, shocked and appalled that many of you are either not who you say you are, or that you are who you say you are except you never actually said what you say you are…sorry, what were we talking about, exactly? At this point I suppose I must confess that I am not in fact a cartoon horse, nor have I ever actually hit anyone over the head with a guitar, although I wouldn’t mind trying it someday, just to hear the sound it makes. ---
**Author:** ![WilhelmGefallen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9f8e36/32.png) [@WilhelmGefallen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilhelmGefallen)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/125 "2005-03-01T02:02:31Z")
> [@kimera](#): > > Yes. I am so ashamed. I knew that once the dopers realized I was affiliated with _that_ station they would never speak to me again. ☹ Yes it is a shameful secret, but one that must come out. It could be worse though, you might’ve been getting secret sex calls from Bill O’Reilly 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/126 "2005-03-01T17:07:29Z")
It’s [not](http://desmoinesregister.com/extras/iowans/art/vanburen-mug.jpg) really really a southern accent. It’s a [Texas](http://www.ecrannoir.fr/stars/us/images/zellweger01.jpg) [drawl](http://www.celebstation.org/actresses/angie_harmon/Angie_Harmon-010.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/127 "2005-03-01T17:19:06Z")
[I’m the one on the left](http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/squid.jpg) I have no idea who that guy is. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/128 "2005-03-01T17:52:18Z")
I am confused. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/129 "2005-03-01T18:11:41Z")
> [@FordPrefect](#): > > I am confused. Then just stick this fish in your ear, and you’ll understand. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/130 "2005-03-01T18:33:44Z")
[sigh](http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/axle.html) ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/131 "2005-03-01T21:09:01Z")
I can’t tell you the full story of who I really am (not enough space for that, plus there’s the issue of what I’m “clear” to tell you), but I can show you [my small country estate](http://terraserver.microsoft.com/map.aspx?t=1&s=11&lon=-82.55095&lat=35.53965&w=600&h=400), [one of my cars](http://northstargallery.com/cars/car45.htm), [one of the U.S. Senators I have in my back pocket](http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=W000154), [the other U.S. Senator in my back pocket](http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=F000062), and, last and least, [my private golf course](http://www.golfclubatlas.com/wingedfoot1.html). ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141/132 "2005-03-01T21:28:55Z")
[I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Communist Party.](http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=691) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-clean-who-are-you-really/292141.md?page=6)