# Come everyone on the SDMB it is time to rape a rich girl - The bitch is asking for it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 9, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209 "2003-11-09T08:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/41 "2003-11-09T23:17:36Z")
I’m given to understand that at the Silver VIP level of Hilton Honors, you can get a BJ from Paris Hilton for 35 points. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/42 "2003-11-09T23:52:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*I’m given to understand that at the Silver VIP level of Hilton Honors, you can get a BJ from Paris Hilton for 35 points. \*\* Ick. Can I have free towels instead? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/43 "2003-11-10T00:52:28Z")
i shall reserve judgement until i’ve seen the whole tape, but from people who’ve seen it and screenshots i’ve seen, she doesn’t look that out of it to me. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/44 "2003-11-10T00:57:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > \*\*What was he/she supposed to do? Just go off in the other thread in Cafe Society? > > I don’t agree with the OP, but it’s kind of stupid to tell someone to take the fight to somewhere it’s not allowed. \*\* He/she could have simply pointed out that he/she found a reference that Hilton might have been drunk. Perfectly acceptable in Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/45 "2003-11-10T05:06:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*So, calm down and wait for facts. \*\* Will do. Sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/46 "2003-11-10T08:16:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > **…what with that snatch shot of her roaming around** Rearrange these words slightly, and meet the horror that is Paris Hilton’s ambulatory twat. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/47 "2003-11-10T10:47:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Rearrange these words slightly, and meet the horror that is Paris Hilton’s ambulatory twat. \*\* Oh puke. ---
**Author:** ![Truth\_Seeker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Truth\_Seeker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truth_Seeker)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/48 "2003-11-10T17:13:07Z")
[hijack] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > \*\*Yep. May I remind you that addiction is _not_ a choice? Or do we have to get into _that_ argument, too? > \*\* Cite? If you mean that once people are addicted they are physically driven, I suppose so. However, if you somehow mean that people don’t choose to begin using addictive substances, then you’ll have to enlighten me. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/49 "2003-11-10T17:44:40Z")
You know, thousands of people sleep in Paris Hilton annually and surprisingly few complaints are lodged. Oh, you meant the girl. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/50 "2003-11-10T19:47:40Z")
Paging Hydrocortisone, your train wreck needs cleaning on aisle three. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/51 "2003-11-11T03:21:28Z")
Tsk. All this arguing, and only one person has pointed out the real crime here: Her parents named her Paris–the name of a city–knowing full well that her last name was Hilton. Her name is a hotel. What’s next… John and Mary Station naming their son Grand Central? Bob and Sue DePot naming their daughter Officé? ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/52 "2003-11-11T03:34:13Z")
Super Walmart Walton? Also richer than God. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/53 "2003-11-11T03:35:27Z")
Well, I’ll conceed that it’s not nice laughing at someone’s misfortune. But I’m not that nice. ---
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/54 "2003-11-11T04:03:16Z")
So what does the fact that she is rich have to do with the alleged rape? Is she too rich to file charges? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/55 "2003-11-11T05:49:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr2001 \* > \*\*Tsk. All this arguing, and only one person has pointed out the real crime here: Her parents named her Paris–the name of a city–knowing full well that her last name was Hilton. Her name is a hotel. > > What’s next… John and Mary Station naming their son Grand Central? Bob and Sue DePot naming their daughter Officé? \*\* Um, that’s because her family OWNS the Paris Hilton. They did it on purpose. ---
**Author:** ![Kleptocracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f17d59/32.png) [@Kleptocracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kleptocracy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/56 "2003-11-11T08:09:17Z")
Having seen the tape, she was not raped one bit. ---
**Author:** ![jovan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/0ea827/32.png) [@jovan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/57 "2003-11-11T08:30:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\* They did it on purpose. \*\* Which makes it all the more stupid, wouldn’t you say? I can understand naming your business after your daughter, but the other way around? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/58 "2003-11-11T12:25:12Z")
the Hilton family named their business after their family name. don’t know why they called their child Paris though, probably after the city, and not the hotel. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/59 "2003-11-11T12:41:01Z")
the Hilton family named their business after their family name. don’t know why they called their child Paris though, probably after the city, and not the hotel. ---
**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/60 "2003-11-11T12:47:06Z")
Paris was named Paris because that’s the city of her conception, her parents said. Yep, that’s right, the girl’s name was deliberately chosen to celebrate an act of sex. Poor skank never had a chance. Nicky was named after her grandfather, Liz Taylor’s first husband. Two degrees of skank separation. Rick Solomon- yep, **Biggirl** he’s the biggest skank in this whole sordid skankadelic skank-o-rama. No idea how he got his name. Was he born Rick Solomon? Because it does have a bit of a gigolo feel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209.md?page=4)