# Come everyone on the SDMB it is time to rape a rich girl - The bitch is asking for it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 9, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209 "2003-11-09T08:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/81 "2003-11-13T19:57:34Z")
I curse the OP for creating so much controversy that I had to look. :evil eye: I see-- a young woman who:[ul][li]appears to be in complete possession of herself.[_]is aware of and enjoying the presence of the camera[_]seems open to the idea of “everyone” seeing her in action.[/ul]Seeing the video _did_ change my opinion about the situation. Before, I thought “How tacky of the guy to make a private tape public.”[/li] Now I can go back to being totally disinterested in them both. There’s nothing so tedious as other people’s orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/82 "2003-11-14T03:49:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by quietman1920 \* > \*\*You know, thousands of people sleep in Paris Hilton annually and surprisingly few complaints are lodged. > > Oh, you meant the girl. \*\* Same difference, from what I can tell. ---
**Author:** ![Xgemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/b5e925/32.png) [@Xgemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xgemina)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/83 "2003-11-14T04:04:47Z")
According to the lawsuit that Solomon just filed against the Hiltons (shown here at the Smoking Gun, of course, [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/paristapesuit1.html](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/paristapesuit1.html) ) the film is 27 minutes long and at the end > [@](#): > > “Hilton is shown standing alone in a well-lit bathroom slowly scanning the camcorder all over her stomach, breasts and face to make sure that anyone who watched the video would clearly see her breasts in good lighting, as opposed to the less flattering light of the dark bedroom.” The complaint goes on to say that Solomon showed the tape to several of his friends with Paris’ knowledge and she didn’t care. I think one could safely say it wasn’t rape if she wasn’t worked up about Solomon showing the tape to friends. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/84 "2003-11-14T04:16:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*There’s nothing so tedious as other people’s orgasms. \*\* Note to self: Alert womankind to the dangers of bedding **Larry Mudd**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/85 "2003-11-14T04:29:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr2001 \* > \*\*That’s no excuse. “Officé DePot” would be a stupid name for a kid, even if she’s the heiress to the Office Depot billions, and “Paris Hilton” is no better. If your last name is a major hotel chain, you’d be wise to avoid first names that are the names of cities or airports–unless, of course, you’re so rich that you’re above embarrassment, which seems to be the case here. > > What’s next? Walt Disney’s great great grandson, Wonderfulworldof Disney? \*\* Absolutely, I agree. I just mean, her parents KNEW her name was a pun-and named her that anyway. So they’re even MORE stupid. GAG, she’s trashy! You know, maybe I’m not blond and tanned and tucked and perfect, but I think that all in all, once you take in the whole package, I’m much more attractive than she’ll ever be. Especially considering I have two things she doesn’t: Brains and shame. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/86 "2003-11-14T04:59:25Z")
I suppose I ought to have qualified that, **aasna**. :flips through rolodex for PR firm’s number: ---
**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/87 "2003-11-14T05:02:32Z")
Here’s a short recap of the tape: Paris on the back, getting boned. Paris prancing infront of the camera, giggling and saying “hi” into the camera. Talking to her boyfriend and posing. Phone rings. Boyfriend swearing about it, Paris shutting off the phone and swearing a bit. More posing, a short boning session from behind. Boyfriend “directing” a bit and ending with Paris on top, facing the camera. Short cut of Paris giving head. This part is hand held (pun!). She looks a bit worse for wear, heavy makeup. Looking into the camera, giggling a bit and smiling. The End. If that was a rape it was the most benevolent one in the history of mankind. For christ sakes, it’s just some punk and his skank girlfriend fucking infront of a camera. Save your outrage for something real. It doesn’t have any pornographic value either. Static camera (except the end), the picture is crap (it’s shot in darkness, very green) and none of the models have any personality or charm, or very good looks. If you’re going to be outraged, be outraged at the lack of masturbation potency of the tape. I felt like NOT wanking after I watched it, and that’s a rare feeling for me. So stfu about the rape please. ---
**Author:** ![Frumpy\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Frumpy\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frumpy_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/88 "2003-11-14T12:55:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by county \* > \*\*I think people who video tape themselves having sex, including the sweet natured, are assuming a certain risk. > > This isn’t the first time something like this has happened to someone, although probably a first for someone as sweet natured as Paris. \*\* Where and how does the term “sweet natured” come anywhere CLOSE to the name Paris Hilton? You mean sweet natured compared to Pam Anderson? To Jeanine Lundermiller (or however it’s spelled)? Cos, of all the things Paris Hilton _IS_, “sweet natured” is FAR DOWN THE LIST. ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/89 "2003-11-14T13:06:21Z")
God, I saw the tape, and the preening is just awful. She tosses her head, just about presses her face to the camera and does that head-tilt thing from the red carpet appearances. They’re both utterly boring and seem kind of …icky. I just loved the part where her phone rings and she yelps, “My phone!” Also? Mork and Mindy are playing on the TV in the background. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/90 "2003-11-14T16:01:56Z")
Thousands of people annually are lodged in Paris Hilton, and surprisingly few while she’s asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Frumpy\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Frumpy\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frumpy_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/91 "2003-11-14T16:10:25Z")
Umm… Jurph… Why are you recycling jokes? That damn joke was used soooo early in this thread. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/92 "2003-12-01T16:11:12Z")
Hey **Hydrocortisone** , are the _ever_ going to defend your OP? ---
**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/93 "2003-12-01T16:31:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > \*\*Wow. I think I’m about to get into my first fight in the pit. So if she was stoned, she deserved what happened? > > Yep. May I remind you that addiction is _not_ a choice? Or do we have to get into _that_ argument, too? > > So sleazeball had his way with her, but maybe it’s okay 'cause she likes to get high? Or _needs_ to get high? > > Where’s that six-pack I had around here, I wanna get raped. \*\* Please tell me you aren’t really as big a wuss as you seem to be. This is just an on-line persona, right? ---
**Author:** ![Frumpy\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Frumpy\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frumpy_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/94 "2003-12-01T17:06:26Z")
I’m hoping **Darth Nader** is joking, or just trying to stir the pot. Cos, seriously, at what point is Paris accountable for her actions? How do we know that he wasn’t stoned as well, and that SHE didn’t bring up the idea of taping? Just curious as to Darth’s reasoning… unelss he’s just playing Devil’s Apricot. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/95 "2003-12-01T20:40:56Z")
“Devil’s Apricot”… I like that. Remind me to never, ever again post after drinking many beers. **I** don’t even know what my point was. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/96 "2003-12-01T20:55:25Z")
_sigh_ I get so tired of these misleading thread titles. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/97 "2003-12-02T14:40:58Z")
Still waiting for our friend **Hydro** to defend his OP, or admit he’s full of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/98 "2003-12-02T15:34:02Z")
I was forced at gunpoint to find this on the internet, or something very much like that. She wasn’t raped, as noted. Nor does she seem particularly intoxicated, as noted. At least her parents can be proud that she isn’t sloppy drunk. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/99 "2003-12-02T16:08:35Z")
Yeah, I saw it too. She’s completely hamming it up for the camera. Rape? No way. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209/100 "2003-12-05T23:42:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*Still waiting for our friend **Hydro** to defend his OP, or admit he’s full of shit. \*\* Meanwhile, 3 days later, the wait continues… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-everyone-on-the-sdmb-it-is-time-to-rape-a-rich-girl-the-bitch-is-asking-for-it/212209.md?page=6)