# Come here and completely embarass yourself with a song lyric **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 19, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513 "2012-12-19T11:40:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/21 "2012-12-20T17:38:14Z")
I can eat my dinner in a fancy red sarong. ---
**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/22 "2012-12-20T17:57:17Z")
its always some other guy its just a fucking alibi… bye bye love… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/23 "2012-12-20T18:13:06Z")
The lyrics to all Yes songs I’ll 'll be the roundabout The words will make you out ‘n’ out I’ll spend the day your way… Call it morning driving thru the sound and In and out the valley… ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/24 "2012-12-20T18:36:23Z")
> [@campp](#): > > Good old ernie: he coughed up a tenner on a premium bond win. Technically that’s [ERNIE](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premium_Bond)–it’s an acronym. Not many Americans knew what Ian was on about in that line. > [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > The lyrics to all Yes songs I came in to post: _Here is my heart Waiting for you Here is my soul I eat at Chez Nous_ ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/25 "2012-12-20T19:14:39Z")
[Big ol’ Jed had a light on…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGF_0AcHaGs) ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/26 "2012-12-20T19:24:25Z")
> [@Chicagojeff](#): > > its always some other guy > its just a fucking alibi.. > bye bye love.. It’s just a broken lullaby. And I still don’t know the meaning of the thread. It appears to be for proper song lyrics that are poorly written, not for Mondegreens. Am I right? ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/27 "2012-12-20T19:30:58Z")
Enjoying the thread but to clarify: It is just for song lyrics you don’t understand, but you’re afraid to mention it because someone will tell you DUH it obviously refers to… ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/28 "2012-12-20T21:05:37Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Enjoying the thread but to clarify: > > It is just for song lyrics you don’t understand, but you’re afraid to mention it because someone will tell you DUH it obviously refers to… (Hooking thumbs under suspenders) Ha! I was right all along, from the get-go. Do I win a ladder? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/29 "2012-12-20T21:24:18Z")
“Take the back right turn, Take the back right turn!” ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/30 "2012-12-20T21:24:25Z")
Venture a Highway. (An acquaintance absolutely insists on this.) ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/31 "2012-12-20T21:25:31Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > [Big ol’ Jed had a light on…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGF_0AcHaGs) :eek: Not “Bingo, Jed, and Lionel”?? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/32 "2012-12-20T22:53:59Z")
I only realized that “You’re Celtic, United” referred to football teams a couple of years ago. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/33 "2012-12-20T23:03:09Z")
Umm… “I kissed a girl, and I liked it”…? (Am I doing this right?) ---
**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/34 "2012-12-21T09:57:52Z")
“Love can be seen as the answer But nobody bleeds for the dancer” -Black Sabbath Er, who is this dancer and why does she need people to bleed for her? Wouldn’t blood all over the dance studio floor be a slipping hazard for the dancer? What is the upside of this bleeding business for either you or the dancer and what does it have to do with love? ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/35 "2012-12-21T10:38:34Z")
What’s love got to do with it? What’s love but a second hand emotion… ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/36 "2012-12-21T11:15:39Z")
Are we human or are we dancer? My sign is vital, my hands are cold Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year It’s not confidential, I’ve got potential rushing, rushing around ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/37 "2012-12-21T14:22:31Z")
Revved up like a douche another runner in the night!!! ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/38 "2012-12-21T17:02:07Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Revved up like a douche another runner in the night!!! That’s incorrect. The line is “Dressed up like a douche and a homo in the night!” ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/39 "2012-12-21T17:03:38Z")
> [@si\_blakely](#): > > What’s love got to do with it? > What’s love but a second hand emotion… Ummm…aren’t those the correct words??? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-and-completely-embarass-yourself-with-a-song-lyric/644513/40 "2012-12-21T17:36:17Z")
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