# Come here, I wanna tell you something! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767 "2007-08-24T15:06:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/1 "2007-08-24T15:06:58Z")
Closer… Come closer… Closer still… _ **Avada Kedavra!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/2 "2007-08-24T16:08:58Z")
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**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/3 "2007-08-24T16:10:10Z")
**Expelliarmus!!!** … … … _catches your wand_ ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/4 "2007-08-24T16:12:35Z")
Ha! Missed! Stupido I mean “Stupify!” Drat. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/5 "2007-08-24T16:16:42Z")
_Newport News!_ ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/6 "2007-08-24T16:28:01Z")
HOCUS POCUS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/7 "2007-08-24T16:35:58Z")
\*\*Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my [SIZE=7]boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/SIZE] \*\* ---
**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/8 "2007-08-24T16:39:22Z")
meh protego _smug_ ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/9 "2007-08-24T17:46:37Z")
**Ni! Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni!!** ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/10 "2007-08-24T17:57:05Z")
EXPECTORATE! eeeeww! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/11 "2007-08-24T18:06:01Z")
EXTERMINATE AND DESTROY! ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/12 "2007-08-24T18:12:44Z")
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I rarely venture into MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Defective\_Detective](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Defective\_Detective](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defective_Detective)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/13 "2007-08-24T18:17:17Z")
Whiskey Tango _Foxtrot_, over? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/14 "2007-08-24T18:23:12Z")
I cannot believe I actually went to the trouble to Google “Expelliarmus” and “Avada Kedavra”. But it’s okay – now I continue to be the culturally hip dude I’ve always been. Stop laughing! I am, I tell you! ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/15 "2007-08-24T18:23:56Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/16 "2007-08-24T18:25:58Z")
Defenestrate! ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/17 "2007-08-24T18:35:41Z")
N O O O O O O O ! ! ! OOMPH! ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/18 "2007-08-24T18:51:11Z")
::::: Takes off and nukes Inigo from orbit ::::: ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/19 "2007-08-24T19:48:35Z")
[QUOTE=JSexton] Defenestrate! [/QUOTE] Isn’t that German for taking a crap out a window? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/20 "2007-08-24T21:27:11Z")
Testes Dilato…! Scrotum Reducto…! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767.md?page=2)