# Come here, I wanna tell you something!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 24, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767 "2007-08-24T15:06:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/21 "2007-08-24T22:02:52Z")

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- ahh, Mutha f…\*

**Engorgio! Engorgio!**

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/22 "2007-08-24T22:05:21Z")

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Accio ice-bag

Accio whiskey

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/23 "2007-08-25T20:08:02Z")

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You guys are SO going to Azkaban. I’ll bring you chocolate and beer.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/24 "2007-08-25T23:13:40Z")

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**Lather**  
_ **Rinse** _  
**REPEAT!**

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/25 "2007-08-25T23:29:17Z")

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_Close cover before striking_

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/26 "2007-08-25T23:31:48Z")

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Sectusempra!

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**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/27 "2007-08-25T23:32:04Z")

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“Let me tell you, I ain’t practiced much magic for a long time. I want to show you a trick mother showed me when you weren’t around - to use on special occasions like this…”

Blam!

Blam!

Blam!

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-here-i-wanna-tell-you-something/416767/28 "2007-08-27T00:43:58Z")

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Looks like I didn’t leave this note the first time around. Sorry about closing it without explanation.

But yes, as some have guessed, it’s closed for being too mundane and pointless.

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