# Come Mr. Taliban, turn over bin Laden **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329 "2001-10-19T00:37:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/1 "2001-10-19T00:37:10Z")
Sorry if this has been posted already, but I felt I must share. [http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor\_bin.swf](http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_bin.swf) ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/2 "2001-10-19T11:30:04Z")
Come Mr. Taliban, tally me bin Ladens Tally me bin Ladens, cause I wanna go home. Well \*\* I \*\* thought it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/3 "2001-10-19T15:30:07Z")
I didn’t even know Colin Powell could sing. And Dubya is pretty good on the drums. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/4 "2001-10-19T15:44:28Z")
Who knew Dubya had rhythm? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/5 "2001-10-19T20:55:37Z")
csg You know, it’s really too bad they don’t have internet access in Afghanistan. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/6 "2001-10-19T21:12:15Z")
I like it, too, but I think the second line should be, “Daylight gone, and we bomb your home.” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/7 "2001-10-19T21:21:47Z")
Great–now my lip is bleeding. I bit a hole in it trying not to laugh like a loon and frighten my coworkers. It was worth the pain though. Dubya and Powell are men of hidden talents. 😃 I’m with **Milo** on the second line, though. It would scan better that way. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/8 "2001-10-20T01:00:13Z")
Blargh! It isn’t working for me! Some stupid server not found error. (I hate my ISP, it does this ALL the time) ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/9 "2001-10-20T01:13:05Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was so cute. I didn’t know they didn’t have Internet in Afganistan. They really are Deprived. ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/10 "2001-10-20T01:45:05Z")
When I saw the Thread Title, I started singing (in my head) Day-o day ay ay o (etc.) sick minds think alike … ---
**Author:** ![Speleophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Speleophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speleophile)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/11 "2001-10-20T02:18:29Z")
“George Bush say that …” I cannot for the life of me understand what the rest of that line is, but it sounds like “we been scum” which doesn’t make sense. What is it? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/12 "2001-10-20T02:33:48Z")
“George Bush say dat re-venge come!” ---
**Author:** ![Speleophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Speleophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speleophile)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/13 "2001-10-20T03:13:29Z")
Got it! Thanks, Rysdad ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/14 "2001-10-20T03:58:31Z")
I’ve been listening to this thing almost continuously since I clicked on the link. Wish there was some way I could convert the audio to an MP3, so I could listen to it all the time. Anybody know if there’s a site which has links to all these type things? ---
**Author:** ![arieanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@arieanne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arieanne)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/15 "2001-10-20T04:51:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Tuckerfan_ > I’ve been listening to this thing almost continuously since I clicked on the link. Wish there was some way I could convert the audio to an MP3, so I could listen to it all the time. I have an MP3 of a slightly different version, starts out “Day-o Day-ay-ay-o…Airforce come and they flatten your home…” I can e-mail it to you if you want it. ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/16 "2001-10-20T04:55:57Z")
In a really odd way, that is soooooooo cute!! I was giggling through the whole thing 🙂 HootieHoo sent me this one, again, don’t know if it’s been posted already: [http://www.xs4all.nl/~dromero/diplomacy.swf](http://www.xs4all.nl/~dromero/diplomacy.swf) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/17 "2001-10-20T04:59:58Z")
**arieanne** , yeah, what the heck. I really like this stuff. Keeps me popular with the cool people at work. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/18 "2001-10-23T23:13:27Z")
that is just the cutest Colin Powell EVER. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/19 "2001-10-23T23:53:03Z")
Those pictures are funny. I regret this computer doesn’t have a headset…I’d love to hear what they’re singing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329/20 "2001-10-24T00:39:39Z")
I must’ve missed this thread on the first go-round, but I _did_ just come home to Mr. Bobkitty practically pissing himself laughing while watching it. I can’t remember the last thing that got such a reaction from him. _giggle_ One bomb, two bombs, three bombs… -BK [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-mr-taliban-turn-over-bin-laden/88329.md?page=2)