# Come n' Get It! lno will assign you a Native American Tribal Name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428 "2002-07-17T15:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/181 "2002-07-20T08:05:30Z")
Could you do my name, too? Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/182 "2002-07-20T08:15:38Z")
Could you do my name, too? Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/183 "2002-07-20T09:58:45Z")
Hey **Ranchoth!** I’m the only one thats allowed to ask twice! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/184 "2002-07-20T13:00:50Z")
**lno** , if you get chance please could I get my very own Native American Tribal name? ---
**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/185 "2002-07-20T13:21:03Z")
Me too? Pwease? ---
**Author:** ![dave316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dave316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave316)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/186 "2002-07-20T15:33:59Z")
can i have one too please ?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Luna\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Luna\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luna_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/187 "2002-07-21T00:01:37Z")
Can I have one? Please? No? Not even if I ask really nice? _makes puppy dog face_ Please? ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/188 "2002-07-21T01:09:45Z")
I’d love my own **lno** inspired tribal name, if you still have any creative juices flowing 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/189 "2002-07-21T02:01:14Z")
I, too, humbly beseech the mighty lno for a noble native name. ---
**Author:** ![Nevermind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Nevermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nevermind)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/190 "2002-07-21T03:53:08Z")
I’m kinda new, but can I have one? Paaaleeeze? Thanx! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/191 "2002-07-21T03:53:55Z")
Name me, please? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/192 "2002-07-21T21:04:32Z")
Right now I’m just making wild guesses as to the genders of posters. Ya takes what ya gets. **Rhubarb** , there’s a market for the nasal decongestant flowenol. I’ll sell you the rights. Thus, your name is _He Who Makes Money Clearing The Snot From Others_. **tolyri** , learning that she is not Little Girl Big Hair, is pleased to discover her tribal name is _Little Girl 80s Hair_. Er, um. **paperbackwriter** , following the advice of Lennon and McCartney, is _Someone Who Needs A Break_. **Ranchoth** is _He Who Says Everything Twice Says Everything Twice_. **Nortia** , after arguing that she was neither Portia Nor Nortia (and don’t blame me if you happen to be a guy), was dubbed _Character From A Discount Version Of Shakespeare_. **WV\_Woman** , proud to admit her heritage from West Virginia, is _She Who Insists That They Don’t All Handle Snakes Or Mine Coal_. **dave316** was passed over for the role of Dr David Bowman in 2001, primarily because Kubrick didn’t like the sound of “I can’t do that, dave316”. That gives him the name of _He Who Is Disliked By Computers And Directors Alike_. **Luna Child** , along with her cousin Star Baby, is _She Who Confuses People At The End Of Kubrick Movies_. **Goo** , with his polite request for creative juices, is _He Who Denies Them His Essence_. I’m on a Kubrick kick today … **Buck The Diver** , just to keep the Kubrick theme going, is _One Of Many Who Claim To Be Buck The Diver. No, **I** Am Buck The Diver_. **Nevermind** is _Heeeeeeeeere’s Nevermind, Along With Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, and Ed Bradley_. **elfkin477** , denying any Simpsons or Kubrick influences, is _He Who Causes lno To Struggle For Names_. Baroo, sez me. Oh, and **dobbinaire**? I got the Invisible Man thing 'cos I’m a stalker. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/193 "2002-07-21T21:45:34Z")
Is it too late? I’m female, by the way… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/194 "2002-07-22T08:24:38Z")
_lol_ Thankyou lno to please you?.. anything I noticed it after posting but was hoping if I kept quiet my lack of grammer/spelling skills would be forgotten 😊 ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/195 "2002-07-22T09:41:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*Goo, with his polite request for creative juices, is _He Who Denies Them His Essence_. \*\* Thanks 🙂 I’ll just adjust for my own gender. My fault, I should’ve posted that I was female. ---
**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/196 "2002-07-22T13:03:20Z")
Thankyou **lno**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/197 "2002-07-22T16:38:44Z")
> [@](#): > > FNRFR, is part of the same family tree of JBERGES and p@cific@812, and is named He With A Broken Capslock Key And No Vowels. Actually, I think there are vowels in the name. They’re just silent. And invisible. Still, that sounds a lot better than the results of the Ino-Matic 5000, or my actual posting name. I’ll have to think about this name… _ponders_ oops _presses “submit reply”_ ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/198 "2002-07-22T17:48:05Z")
Me Me Me. (I’m female) ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/199 "2002-07-23T03:15:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > > **Rhubarb** , there’s a market for the nasal decongestant flowenol. I’ll sell you the rights. Thus, your name is _He Who Makes Money Clearing The Snot From Others_. > > \*\* Thanks **lno**! I guess that makes me a Kleenex:confused: . ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/200 "2002-07-26T01:42:27Z")
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