# Come n' Get It! lno will assign you a Native American Tribal Name!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428 "2002-07-17T15:43:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/21 "2002-07-17T16:19:03Z")
With all the "Me Too"s I thought I’d accidentally logged onto AOL.
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/22 "2002-07-17T16:19:18Z")
Yes please!
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### Author:  [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/23 "2002-07-17T16:30:27Z")
Me too!
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### Author:  [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/24 "2002-07-17T16:42:31Z")
Do me… Do me…Do me now!!!
Oh wait…this isn’t IM, is it?
May I please have one? 🙂
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### Author:  [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/25 "2002-07-17T16:45:00Z")
Where’s our boy? I’d like one as well.
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### Author:  [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/26 "2002-07-17T16:45:09Z")
Why the heck not? I’m in!
F\_X
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### Author:  [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/27 "2002-07-17T17:03:57Z")
Me too! Me too! I wanna go tribal!
(As long as it’s really from **lno**. None of this bait and switch stuff where someone else just shows up and starts handing out less-good tribal names.)
-Rue.
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### Author:  [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/28 "2002-07-17T17:05:33Z")
Please, pretty please, with chocolate chips on top?
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### Author:  [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/29 "2002-07-17T17:11:18Z")
What a way to memorialize 2k. Thanks, Cyn.
And dear god, you people are sadists. This is supposed to be a _happy_ occasion!
**Maeglin** , my brother from another mother, you shall be _He With Good Taste_.
**Beadalin** , after her firebreathing at PorkDope, is dubbed _She With Halitosis That Burns With The Fire Of A Thousand Suns That Can Kill A Buffalo From A Dozen Paces_. It’s less wordy in the original Sioux. Trust me.
**Francesca** , my darling of towering intellect, is _Stands Tall And Proud_.
**Max Torque** , as a Roman who had been lost adrift across the Atlantic and was adopted by the Cherokee, retained his original name of _Torquimus Maximus_. Over the years, though, this evolved into _Tuchus Maximus_ due to unknown Yiddish influences, and settled on _He With The Big Ass_ in modern translation.
**Jessica2** could be no one but _Keeper Of Zeke, The Wonder Hamster_.
**galrion** , because of the similarity to Garion of awful Belgariad fame, is _He With A Superfluous L_.
**FisherQueen** for some inexplicable reason is _Squaw Of Great Balls Of Hey Lady_.
**Daerlyn** is _Defender Of Canadia_, being the first from the great white north to reply.
**Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** is _Fan Of Sailor Moon_.
**Elenfair** , due to her role in the Happy Fun Squad, is _Smooches To Death_, ya know?
**Steve Wright** is _Coder With Conventions_, who attempts to act as a wise elder to the rash youth of the day. Sadly, they continue to ignore the holy scripture of the Book of Jeremiah.
**Nocturne** , because I recently watched Tombstone, is _Frederick Fucking Chopin_.
**arisu** , spelled backwards, is **usira**. Spoken in a B-monster-movie tone, it is remarkably similar to ‘Godzilla’, and thus the name is _Destroyer Of Tokyo_.
**Tripler** is _Bringer Of Fire_, both for his bonfire duties at PorkDope and, well, if I upset him he’ll rain fire from the skies. I’m just staying on his good side.
**matt\_mcl** , rather than being _Disdainer Of Automobiles_, is instead _Proponent Of Mass Transit_.
**Charmian** is _She Who Is Not To Be Squeezed_.
**Osiris** is _Egyptian Who Claims NA Ancestry_.
**JBERGES** is _HE WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEY_.
**Max Carnage** , despite rumors to the contrary, is dubbed _Slaughterer Of Millions_. It’s the name, babe, it’s the name. Look at what I have to work with!
**zoid** must be either a relative of the Noid of Dominos fame or Zoidberg of Futurama fame. As such, the name is _Of Unknown Ancestry_.
**Xan** , without doubt, is _Chief Gratuitous X_.
**hillbilly queen** , dear, you’re _She Who Wants To Be Done By Strangers_. Not that I’m complaining, don’t get me wrong.
**Siddhartha Vicious** , yer boy is still here plugging away at all of these, except people keep posting each time I preview my reply. Patience is a virtue, m’lad, and as such, your name is _He Without Virtue_. (The ladies are gonna love you, I swear.)
**Flamsterette\_X** , of course, is _She Who Posts A Whole Lot, And We Mean A Whole Lot_.
**Rue DeDay** is _Crazy Uncle Whom We Tolerate At Reunions But The Kids Love Him And His Stories_.
I also dub myself, for the rest of the day, _Slacker Of Work_.
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### Author:  [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/30 "2002-07-17T17:11:36Z")
How! Name me too, please.
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### Author:  [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/31 "2002-07-17T17:15:09Z")
Do I have to know you personally to get a name, or are you reading all our old posts and determining it that way?
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/32 "2002-07-17T17:19:39Z")
I’d like one too, pweeze.
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/33 "2002-07-17T17:22:44Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*
> \*\*
> Example: Myself. My Native American Tribal Name is **Dances With Anger**.
>
> Let the Vision Quest Begin!!! \*\*
I’m guessing mine’s gonna be **Sleeps With Dances With Anger**
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/34 "2002-07-17T17:34:39Z")
I’ll just get in line too - it’s been a while since anyone called me a name… at least that I was aware of.
😃
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### Author:  [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/35 "2002-07-17T17:35:52Z")
I’d like a little, please!
🙂
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### Author:  [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/36 "2002-07-17T17:39:50Z")
Give me one too, while you’re at it.
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### Author:  [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/37 "2002-07-17T17:47:40Z")
I think mine would be a good challenge for you.
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### Author:  [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/38 "2002-07-17T17:51:19Z")
Lay it on me!
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### Author:  [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/39 "2002-07-17T17:51:39Z")
I’m a sucker for punishment.
**Celyn** is _It’s Celyn Not Ceylon, Goddamnit, And Not Every Welsh Word Is Spelled Lywwylylwlwlwylylylwllwlwwwyyyn So Just Cut It Out_.
**Wartime Consigliori** , due to [this breaking news story](http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/07/17/mafia.pasta/index.html), is _He Who Looks For A New Job_.
**ivylass** is _She Who Thinks lno Knows What He’s Talking About_. I’m just doin’ this on the fly. If I were motivated and resolved, I’d read old posts and compile a phrase that’d describe each and every one of you perfectly. It should be obvious that my motivation and resolve only goes so far. 😉
**Canthearya** is _She Who Is Not Deaf But Just Can’t Hear Ya So Speak Up_.
**Miss Creant** actually isn’t _Sleeps With Dances With Anger_, but rather _Calming Influence On Dances With Anger_.
**FairyChatMom** has to be _She Who Is Too Nice To Be Insulted_.
**sidle** is _Advances Furtively Who Has A Name That Looks Like ‘Sidhe’ Which Isn’t Pronounced ‘Sid-Hee’ But Rather ‘Shee’ So The Word ‘Banshee’ Comes From ‘Bean Sidhe’ And That’s … Oh, Just Forget It, It’s Sidle_. Again, it’s a little wordier in translation.
**BlackKnight** must be _Swimmer in Superior_, and if he doesn’t actually swim in Lake Superior, then something’s wrong with him.
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### Author:  [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/40 "2002-07-17T17:54:44Z")
Woo!
Smooches to Death.
I like.
😉
Ya know.
E.
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