# Come n' Get It! lno will assign you a Native American Tribal Name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428 "2002-07-17T15:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/41 "2002-07-17T17:58:59Z")
I’d love to have a tribal name! Be gentle with me… this is only my second time, uh, I mean post… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/42 "2002-07-17T18:00:29Z")
**lno** , are you up for a third round? ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/43 "2002-07-17T18:00:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \* > \*\*I’m guessing mine’s gonna be **Sleeps With Dances With Anger** \*\* Now _that’s_ comedy. I guess I’ll take a name. Thanks **lno**. For being such a good sport. ---
**Author:** ![Jorel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jorel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorel)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/44 "2002-07-17T18:01:12Z")
May Newbies request a name too? If so, please name me! Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/45 "2002-07-17T18:01:28Z")
Aw yeah. Thanks, **lno**! And hel-lo, new sig line! ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/46 "2002-07-17T18:04:12Z")
Thank you kindly, **lno**. _He without virtue_. I love it. I’ll make an obnoxiously long sig line and include it. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/47 "2002-07-17T18:09:13Z")
I already have one (by my ex-grandmother in law), but give it a shot. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/48 "2002-07-17T18:10:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is Fan Of Sailor Moon. :smack: Only if she’s in a hentai, buck naked! Say, there’s an name for me… **Buck Naked**! 😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/49 "2002-07-17T18:26:06Z")
I think I need a Native American name, too. Please Mr. Cynical? ---
**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/50 "2002-07-17T18:34:35Z")
Dub me, sir, pretty please with novelty candy on top! ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/51 "2002-07-17T18:43:46Z")
Me? A banshee? [sup]flutters eyelashes, blushes[/sup] Oh my, lno, how you do go on! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/52 "2002-07-17T19:00:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BottledBlondJeanie \* > \*\*I think I need a Native American name, too. > > Please Mr. Cynical? \*\* Well, were I **lno** , I’d name you _Doesn’t Follow Directions_, but it’s totally up to him. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/53 "2002-07-17T19:02:14Z")
**GKW** originally was a German businessman who started a company called _GKW Gesellschaft für Kläranlagen und Wasserversorgung Mannheim GmbH_, but renounced his capitalistic ways and thus earned the name _He Who Prefers The Simple Life_. **Encinitas** is _It’s A Town By San Diego And Not A Mexican Dish, You’re Thinking Of Enchiladas_. **Dazzling White Diamonds** , with only two posts, already is _S/He Who Is A Girl’s Best Friend_. **LurkMeister** is _He Who Disregards His Name When He Posts_. **Simetra** , like Tripler before him, is _Bringer Of Fire_. However, 'cos Tripler is short and Simetra ain’t, he is known as _Tall Version Of Bringer Of Fire_. **Jorel** is _Father Of Kal-El Who Just Forgot To Build A Second Damn Rocket So He Could Get Off Krypton, Too_. **RealityChuck** is _He Who Chucks Reality Like A RealityChuck Chucks If A RealityChuck Could Chuck Reality_. **BottledBlondJeanie** … Cynical tasked ME with this job. Thus I dub you _She Who Skims Instructions_. 😉 **LisaAnn** had originally been intended to co-star on Gilligan’s Island, but was passed over for MaryAnn. She adopted the name _No, I’m Not Angry Or Resentful, WHY DO YOU ASK?_ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/54 "2002-07-17T19:03:02Z")
I already have a tribal name, one bestowed upon me when I volunteered at a summer camp many moons ago: _Little Big Man_ (Cha Sa Tonga). ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/55 "2002-07-17T19:03:36Z")
**Cynical** , you are no longer _Dances With Anger_, but _Steals People’s Thunder_. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/56 "2002-07-17T19:04:51Z")
\*raises hand shyly I would like one too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/57 "2002-07-17T19:07:39Z")
Do me! do me! ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Venom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@Lady\_Venom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Venom)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/58 "2002-07-17T19:08:12Z")
I would like one too, if you have it in you :sweet smilie: ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/59 "2002-07-17T19:23:08Z")
🙂 Thanks, **lno**! ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/60 "2002-07-17T19:39:43Z")
New Sig! Thanks **Ino**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=4)