# Come n' Get It! lno will assign you a Native American Tribal Name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428 "2002-07-17T15:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/101 "2002-07-18T01:16:38Z")
> [@](#): > > BraheSilver, having read Cecil’s column on Tycho Brahe’s gold and/or silver nose, opted to go with the cheaper and more easily-found metal. Because of this, he was named _He Who Shops At Dollar Stores For Nose Prosthetics And Other Sundries._ A dollar? Bah! It’s silver, just tarnished from sniffing mercury for years. Okay, that didn’t exactly help me make a case for common sense. ---
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/102 "2002-07-18T01:17:13Z")
Damn it. I finally have a sig, here at the SDMB, and I forgot to check the box. ~V ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/103 "2002-07-18T01:17:58Z")
Oops, forgot to add: Thanks, Slacker of Work! ---
**Author:** ![p\_cific\_812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@p\_cific\_812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/p_cific_812)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/104 "2002-07-18T01:22:36Z")
Am I too late to receive a name? C’mon, gimme a name! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/105 "2002-07-18T01:31:59Z")
Thanks **lno**! I’ve been trying to think up a new sig line. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/106 "2002-07-18T01:49:25Z")
**eleno** , do me dammit!! ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/107 "2002-07-18T01:52:55Z")
I’d like one, please, just so long as it isn’t Buffalo Wind or nuthin’… ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/108 "2002-07-18T01:54:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\* > > **Smashed Ice Cream** is _He Who Crashed The Ice Cream Truck And Is No Longer Allowed To Drive_. > > \*\* Would it be too gauche to request a rename because I happen to be a GIRL? Or better yet, could you choose a new username for me that’s a little more gender specific? ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/109 "2002-07-18T01:57:44Z")
If you haven’t gotten bored with this, may I have one too? ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/110 "2002-07-18T02:16:22Z")
I’m game. Worried, but game. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/111 "2002-07-18T02:20:05Z")
do me please. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/112 "2002-07-18T02:45:53Z")
I’m \*waaaaay]/i] late coming in here, but I’d like to hear my tribal name too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/113 "2002-07-18T03:52:28Z")
Requesting a name, please. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/114 "2002-07-18T04:16:39Z")
Please? ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/115 "2002-07-18T04:42:36Z")
To be original… Por Favor? ---
**Author:** ![zephonith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@zephonith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephonith)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/116 "2002-07-18T05:32:14Z")
Me\* too please? Please? \*Note: I’m female, just in case you’re thinking of giving me one like “He who lusts after Britney Spears” (ok, that was just an example, but you know what I mean) ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/117 "2002-07-18T06:56:31Z")
uhoh, he’s falling behind. however, if one starts a thread like this, it’s his own fault 😉 now, do me!! please… ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/118 "2002-07-18T09:34:26Z")
_happily, happily_ Thanks, **lno**! ---
**Author:** ![DarkJudicator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DarkJudicator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkJudicator)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/119 "2002-07-18T09:56:36Z")
ElEnOh dude, if you’ve got another one in ya, could I have one too? If inspiration fails, I’ll just stick with **Lurks Down Under**. 😛 Merci. _HORK!_ 100th post _HORK!_ ---
**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/120 "2002-07-18T10:23:52Z")
**lno** , I’m having a heap of fun reading this - you’re doing sterling work keeping up with demand. And happy 2000th, too. [sub]Me too please?[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=7)