# Come n' Get It! lno will assign you a Native American Tribal Name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428 "2002-07-17T15:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/121 "2002-07-18T11:59:13Z")
Thanks, **lno** , that’ll make the client meetings much more interesting “Coder With Conventions say: functional spec speak with forked tongue!” ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/122 "2002-07-18T12:07:56Z")
Et moi? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/123 "2002-07-18T13:21:36Z")
She Who Will Ensure That We Don’t Die or The only reason I let you live is because it pleases me, for now. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Venom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@Lady\_Venom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Venom)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/124 "2002-07-18T13:39:47Z")
**lno** , Thank you so much. Just so you know, you hit the nail RIGHT on the head. I am a herpatologist, disguising as a receptionist 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/125 "2002-07-18T13:42:17Z")
Earlier I said I could rest when I was dead. Instead, I decided to rest at night. Now to get caught up … **Lodrain** is _Chief Wacky Name_. Er, it’s early, cut me some slack. **WSLer** is _Not A/S/L But W/S/L_. Determining what the W stands for is left as an exercise to the reader. **p@cific@812** is _He Who L@cks The Key To The Left Of The S On The Keyboard_. **imthjckaz** is _Strangely Tolerant Of Spiders_. **Pucette** has to be _She With Whom You Can Conquer Europe, Well, Until She Loses Interest_. No, I’m not resentful at all. Nope. Not one bit. Well, maybe just a little, but it’ll pass. **Smashed Ice Cream** , your new gender-specific username is **Smashed Ice Cream (psst, I’m female)**. **galen ubal** actually is an anagram of _E, Nag A Bull_. **chique** is _She With The Grandfather That You Just Gotta Love_. **jarbabyj** , rather than being _Complains A Lot_ or _Lusts For Firefighters_ is instead _She Who Knows Deep In Her Heart That The Chicago Bears Are A Fluke_. You may say that you’re a **dreamer** , but you’re _Not The Only One_. **lel** is _IeI_. [sub]What? What?![/sub] **amarinth** is _Close To Amaranth, But Still A Pretty Flower Nonetheless_. **Soup\_du\_jour** is _Duck Soup, You Know, The Marx Brothers One From 1933 And Not The Laurel & Hardy One From 1927_. **zephonith** is _I’m Female, Just Making Sure You Know, And No, You Can’t Check Unless I Say You Can_. **NightRabbit** , had I started this thread it would be my fault. However, Mr Cynical did, and gave me this task. Thus your name is _Quick To Blame_. **DarkJudicator** is _He Who Horks But In A Good Way_. **tavalla** is _Heinäsirkka_. I swear the Finns had constant contact with the First Nations. St Urho ministered to them, I hear. **Anahita** is _Creator Of Little Anahitas_. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/126 "2002-07-18T13:46:35Z")
Oh, my. I’d like one too, please, Mister lno. ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/127 "2002-07-18T14:16:23Z")
One more round, lno? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/128 "2002-07-18T15:07:32Z")
Good morning, Ino, Slacker of Work. May you always walk in beauty. I have come for a name, and I’ll wait my turn. –Nott “If you see a tall guy in suglasses and a fedora, that’ll be me.” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/129 "2002-07-18T15:15:15Z")
Ack! That’s SUNglasses! –Nott ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/130 "2002-07-18T15:15:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\* > > You may say that you’re a **dreamer** , but you’re _Not The Only One_. > > \*\* Oh very, very nice! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/131 "2002-07-18T15:30:40Z")
Oh! Oh! Do me! Do me! :: subconciously bends over, grabs ankles :: ---
**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/132 "2002-07-18T15:43:22Z")
_types his name into the Ino-Matic 5000 and gets…FNRFR_☹ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/133 "2002-07-18T16:55:12Z")
Pssst, **FNRFR** , it’s **lno** , not Ino. Subtle, yet different. It’s the little things, man. BTW, how do you pronounce your username? ---
**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/134 "2002-07-18T17:24:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Pssst, **FNRFR** , it’s **lno** , not Ino. Subtle, yet different. It’s the little things, man. BTW, how do you pronounce your username? \*\* I guess that explains the results of the Ino-Matic 5000. That’ll teach me not to buy my Native American Tribal name-changer at the $.99 store. Thanks for the info on the name, Shibb0leth. As for how the name is pronounced, your guess is as good as mine. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/135 "2002-07-18T17:55:04Z")
Moi aussi, sil’ vous plait, or something. ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/136 "2002-07-18T17:57:28Z")
Please, may I have a name, lno? I’ll give you my cherry. No, not that one; that was lost years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/137 "2002-07-18T18:05:51Z")
I’m Game. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/138 "2002-07-18T18:09:32Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by lno_ > **chique is _She With The Grandfather That You Just Gotta Love._** Perfect. Thank you 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/139 "2002-07-18T19:08:45Z")
Hey, can I have one too? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/140 "2002-07-18T20:50:25Z")
Hope I am not too late… may I have one also? Please? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=8)