# Come n' Get It! lno will assign you a Native American Tribal Name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428 "2002-07-17T15:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![dobbinaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@dobbinaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dobbinaire)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/161 "2002-07-19T19:37:44Z")
Me too please. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/162 "2002-07-19T20:09:59Z")
Damn you **lno** , do I have to kick your arse? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/163 "2002-07-19T20:26:36Z")
Who knew you had comedic talent? I thought it was only _rage, rage, burning brightā€¦_ ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/164 "2002-07-19T20:35:16Z")
Many thanks, **lno**! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/165 "2002-07-19T20:45:12Z")
Thanks, **I** no, and another thanks to **Mr. Cynical** for the opening of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/166 "2002-07-19T20:47:43Z")
What the heck, I might as well join the parade. _humbly awaits his moniker_ ---
**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/167 "2002-07-19T21:00:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daowajan \* > \*\*Wow, I didnā€™t even notice that. Thanks. \*\* And it was his mention of it that caused me to do some investigating and discover that mine is _tomorrow_. So this isnā€™t a completely useless hijack, thanks **lno**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/168 "2002-07-19T21:04:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daowajan, aka Poster Who Will Have His One-Year Anniversary In Two Days \* > \*\*Wow, I didnā€™t even notice that. Thanks. \*\* You didnā€™t notice the upcoming One-Year Anniversary, or you didnā€™t notice the fact that you now have a male ā€œ **I** no name?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/169 "2002-07-19T21:22:26Z")
Boop. **lno** , I know I said Iā€™d post a couple of days ago, butā€¦ Name me? ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/170 "2002-07-19T21:47:50Z")
**Ino** , you are aware that Massachusetts is already a Native American name, right :p? Of course you did. Proudly I go, to defend againstā€¦ cod. The bland-but-important-staple fish of the Bay waters. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/171 "2002-07-19T22:07:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Thanks, **I** no, and another thanks to **Mr. Cynical** for the opening of this thread. \*\* As Stern Taskmaster to the SDMB, it was not only my pleasure, but my _responsibility_. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/172 "2002-07-19T23:19:38Z")
> [@](#): > > dantheman, having been a French fur trader raised by British comedians, is He Who Farts His Nose At Your Hamster. Heh. Heh. Heh. _poot_ ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/173 "2002-07-20T00:25:04Z")
**lno** I think you should post what you suggested, it would be amusingā€¦ šŸ˜‰ [sub]Or maybe I go back to **I** noā€¦[/sub] just to spite you! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/174 "2002-07-20T00:35:24Z")
* * * AskNott is Ask Whatt Your Tribal Name Can Do For You. * * * Thank you kindly, lno! I think I spelled it right that time. " 'ell no" contains a joke, and ā€œInoā€ doesnā€™t seem to. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/175 "2002-07-20T01:22:30Z")
**Tir Tinuviel** , per her advice, is _She Who Tries To Get Lno To Say Something That Will Cause TwistOfFate To Massacre Him_, but Iā€™m too canny for you, I am. **Trion** had once dreamed of being the Trionic Man (see, thatā€™s one better than the Bionic Man) but budget cuts forced him to shorten the name to just five letters. _Angry At Government Cutbacks_ he became. **dobbinaire** is _Once Paid Two Dollars To See The Invisible Man_. **Toaster52** ends up as _Fifty-Two Weeks, Fifty-Two Toasters, It All Works Out_. **LaurAnge** is _Oh, Yah, You Betcha, Eh?_ 'cos we all know she really does speak like that. **Celyn** , I admit that the first thing that came into my mind was Ceylon, then I recognized the source of your name. The tribal name just came naturally at that point. šŸ™‚ And while ā€˜lnoā€™ contains a joke and ā€˜Inoā€™ does not, the joke derives from ā€œLo, new olf!ā€ and not ā€œhell noā€. But hey, Iā€™m flexible. Hell no it is. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/176 "2002-07-20T01:32:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > **Tir Tinuviel, per her advice, is _She Who Tries To Get Lno To Say Something That Will Cause TwistOfFate To Massacre Him_, but Iā€™m too canny for you, I am.** LOL! I did no such thingā€¦ you came up with the other idea all on your own! [sub](well, almostā€¦)[/sub] ha ha ha! You rock, but I think you should have another go, as I can hardly put that in my sig! šŸ˜› [sub]And no making me _ā€œWoman Who Needs To Be Pleased Twiceā€ā€¦_ although thinking about thatā€¦ heh ;)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/177 "2002-07-20T02:09:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > And while ā€˜lnoā€™ contains a joke and ā€˜Inoā€™ does not, the joke derives from ā€œLo, new olf!ā€ and not ā€œhell noā€. But hey, Iā€™m flexible. Hell no it is. \*\* So **lno** spelled backwards would be ā€¦ flowenol? That sounds like a drug to cause incontinence šŸ˜› . Sorry, sometimes I canā€™t help myself. Okay, usually. Well, really always. Yes, thatā€™s it. I always canā€™t help myself. help me, help me ā€¦ I, too, would like to have an lno sobriquet please. ---
**Author:** ![dobbinaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@dobbinaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dobbinaire)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/178 "2002-07-20T03:51:37Z")
> [@](#): > > dobbinaire is Once Paid Two Dollars To See The Invisible Man. 'ey, I like it! I have to second **Celyn** ā€™s ā€œHow did you guess?ā€, because _The Invisible Man_ just happened to be my favorite show before it got cancelled. Thanks **lno**. [sub]note to self: thatā€™s an ell not an eye[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tolyri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@tolyri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tolyri)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/179 "2002-07-20T04:16:29Z")
I always thought my tribal name would be Little Girl Big Hair, but hey, I need validation too! A new one, please? ---
**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428/180 "2002-07-20T05:31:39Z")
I, too, would like to be **lno** -ifiedā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-n-get-it-lno-will-assign-you-a-native-american-tribal-name/119428.md?page=10)