# Come on down, davidmich **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 8, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344 "2015-09-08T16:11:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/81 "2018-03-28T12:48:56Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > So he’s not an essay mill posing as a poster? Thanks for the ad hominem 🙂 I knew you’d never get it. Maybe if you moved further north. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/82 "2018-03-28T13:06:26Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I knew you’d never get it. Maybe if you moved further north. Wow, such knowledge, thank you genius! _NOW_ I get it, with your expert help. 🙂 The mark of a useless person arguing a useless point, is that they have nothing to offer except anger. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/83 "2018-03-28T13:13:58Z")
Says the dumb fuck who bumped a 3 year old zombie with nothing. So much trash to take out, so little time. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/84 "2018-03-28T13:25:01Z")
> [@Lord\_Feldon](#): > > Yes, the breadth and volume of the questions led me to assume that the questions are coming from elsewhere, not his own personal curiosity. Still not as weird as Stephen Estes. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/85 "2018-03-28T14:20:22Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Says the dumb fuck who bumped a 3 year old zombie with nothing. So much trash to take out, so little time. Aww, I just realized you’re the same mutant that started the cowardly Beckdawrek thread. And you followed me over here to threadshit. Pathetic. :o ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/86 "2018-03-28T14:47:06Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Aww, I just realized you’re the same mutant that started the cowardly Beckdawrek thread. And you followed me over here to threadshit. Pathetic. :o I see that thread went over your head too. It’s going to be hard telling you everything 3 or 4 times until you get it, but you possess a special kind of stupid. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/87 "2018-03-28T14:54:03Z")
Posters who never provide answers in GQ are better than those who provide only incorrect answers. Why not Pit some of those from the latter group? If I were to pit Davidmich, I’d call out his trite valediction “I look forward to your feedback.” Even “Regards, David” would be a welcome change … and the change would show humor and give credence to the view that David is not a bot. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > Half the people who post here probably wouldn’t pass a Turing Test. 🙂 Septimus, whose aptitude tests were unusable because of low “validity score,” raises his hand. > [@74westy](#): > > Hands up everyone who followed John Mace’s link just to see if they were the jerk. Septimus (for whom referring to self in 3rd person is one of the _least_ of his problems) raises his hand again. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/88 "2018-03-28T15:05:57Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > [He’s back,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851674) and casually asking about micro credit lending during the Song dynasty in China. > > Y’know, he was probably just thinking about it while in the tub one day, and decided to ask us for our opinion. > > …Or we’re doing a essay mill’s homework for them. This pitting was asinine from the beginning, and I’m not surprised to find that when it got revived it was by another asshole. What exactly is your fucking contribution to the board besides stupidity and annoyance? ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/89 "2018-03-28T15:33:09Z")
Y’know, Colibri, there’s a reason you could never moderate the Pit. Because you’re so fucking petty. You are so not cool in every sense of the word cool. Get your Tilly hat and go fuck a cactus. Such a tiny little man. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/90 "2018-03-28T15:51:02Z")
Doofus, he didn’t moderate you. He merely posted his opinion of you. A popular opinion, I might add. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/91 "2018-03-28T15:54:55Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Y’know, Colibri, there’s a reason you could never moderate the Pit. Because you’re so fucking petty. > > You are so not cool in every sense of the word cool. > > Get your Tilly hat and go fuck a cactus. Such a tiny little man. :D:D:D My my my I had no idea you were so thin skinned. My irony meter just shattered into a million tiny pieces. Being called petty by someone who decides the most worthwhile thing they can do on the board is to Pit the likes of **davidmich** is like being called stupid by **Clothahump** or crazy by **Starving Artist**. Really, you have to be a totally pathetic asswipe to bump this thread (which didn’t go that well for the original OP) after two and a half years. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/92 "2018-03-28T15:55:45Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Doofus, he didn’t moderate you. He merely posted his opinion of you. A popular opinion, I might add. Yeah, I’m posting as a poster, not a moderator. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/93 "2018-03-28T15:59:46Z")
I knew you wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from responding. You petty little creature. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/94 "2018-03-28T16:02:44Z")
I’m just surprised **Whiskey Dickens** has been around since 2013. Did they used to have a different handle? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/95 "2018-03-28T16:04:11Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > I knew you wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from responding. You petty little creature. I’d say you’ve got to be kidding, but apparently you’re serious. You really think you should be able attack other posters in the Pit, and when they respond to you they’re being petty? You’re not just a stupid asshole, you’re crazy. You’re really making a complete fool of yourself. Let’s see if you’re petty enough to reply to this…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/96 "2018-03-28T16:06:24Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > I’m just surprised **Whiskey Dickens** has been around since 2013. Did they used to have a different handle? No. Surprisingly, he has over 1,200 posts. Unsurprisingly, you don’t remember any of them. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/97 "2018-03-28T16:29:55Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I do think this is like schoolyard dynamics in middle school where the odd nerdy kid who talks funny and doesn’t fit in or play games with the other kids is singled out for mockery. And I think the SDMB should be a haven for such kids, not give them shit. I’m going to quote one of my previous posts in this thread. Like a schoolyard bully who doesn’t have much going for him, **Whiskey Dickens** thought he could get points by attacking an easy target who wouldn’t fight back. But to punch down, you actually have to have some stature. You can’t do it effectively if you yourself are a non-entity. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/98 "2018-03-28T17:24:54Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I do think this is like schoolyard dynamics in middle school where the odd nerdy kid who talks funny and doesn’t fit in or play games with the other kids is singled out for mockery. And I think the SDMB should be a haven for such kids, not give them shit. You called? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/99 "2018-03-28T17:27:01Z")
For the record, he never left. While we’re here, I regret any participation I ever had in the first place with this nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/100 "2018-03-28T18:10:13Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > No. Surprisingly, he has over 1,200 posts. Unsurprisingly, you don’t remember any of them. 😉 Well, if you do the math, out of the 1,200 posts there were just three _quality_ posts. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344.md?page=6)