# Come on down, davidmich

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 8, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344 "2015-09-08T16:11:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/101 "2018-03-28T19:59:42Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> This pitting was asinine from the beginning, and I’m not surprised to find that when it got revived it was by another asshole. What exactly is your fucking contribution to the board besides stupidity and annoyance?

Whiskey and…dicks?

Not sure which is worse; the guy named after penile dysfunction or the one who displays about as much intellect as his namesake mineral.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/102 "2018-03-28T20:18:18Z")

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The Bard on Whiskey Dick:

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> MacDuff:  
> What three things does drink especially provoke?
> 
> Porter:  
> Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and  
> urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;  
> it provokes the desire, but it takes  
> away the performance: therefore, much drink  
> may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:  
> it makes him, and it mars him; it sets  
> him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,  
> and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and  
> not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him  
> in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

I really don’t know why someone would select a username that confessed to their problems with alcoholism-induced impotence.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/103 "2018-03-28T21:54:30Z")

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When senior citizens fight we all hurt.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/104 "2018-03-28T22:23:04Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> When senior citizens fight we all hurt.

When you post we all hurt.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/105 "2018-03-28T23:15:40Z")

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All I wanna know is if you actually have a Tilley hat.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-davidmich/730344/106 "2018-03-29T00:31:15Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> All I wanna know is if you actually have a Tilley hat.

No, actually. Being a Bronxite, what I wear in the field is a New York Yankees baseball cap.

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