# Come on down, motherfucker, yes, that's you VC03! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 13, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455 "2007-08-13T18:05:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/141 "2007-08-15T01:26:51Z")
Rather off-topic, but I am extremely amused at folks’ naive horror about “pegging.” Perhaps that’s just a sign of being a jaded slut, though. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/142 "2007-08-15T01:28:51Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] Rather off-topic, but I am extremely amused at folks’ naive horror about “pegging.” Perhaps that’s just a sign of being a jaded slut, though. [/QUOTE] Thanks to **OneCentStamp** ’s link, I now know what it really is, but somehow I imagined it as something done by someone, possibly a pirate, with a peg leg. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/143 "2007-08-15T01:29:52Z")
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink] Thanks to **OneCentStamp** ’s link, I now know what it really is, but somehow I imagined it as something done by someone, possibly a pirate, with a peg leg. [/QUOTE] Ow, splintery. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/144 "2007-08-15T01:32:51Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] Ow, splintery. [/QUOTE] woodn’t that hurt? fir sure. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/145 "2007-08-15T02:41:32Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] Rather off-topic, but I am extremely amused at folks’ naive horror about “pegging.” Perhaps that’s just a sign of being a jaded slut, though. [/QUOTE] You and me both, I guess. Then again, one of my all-time favorite threads involved a poster discussing his, er, introduction to the retrograde arts. With his poster girlfriend doing the honors. And that was officially Back In The Day. Kids today, I swear. . ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/146 "2007-08-15T02:44:20Z")
[QUOTE=andros] Kids today, I swear. . [/QUOTE] Yeah seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/147 "2007-08-15T09:45:01Z")
[QUOTE=Yookeroo] Are poppers even all that dangerous? [/QUOTE] No. You should do a few. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/148 "2007-08-15T11:53:53Z")
[QUOTE=andros] …Kids today, I swear. . [/QUOTE] And did you see the hair on those Beatles? They look like girls! ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/149 "2007-08-15T14:19:42Z")
[QUOTE=andros] Kids today, I swear. [/QUOTE] Aren’t you concerned about sullying their virgin ears? ---
**Author:** ![jld2007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/278dde/32.png) [@jld2007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jld2007)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/150 "2007-08-15T14:24:35Z")
Between this coked out over-the-top rant and your views on sex(blowjobs being “the lowest form of submission” iirc from another thread) I’m getting the idea that you’re a bit self absorbed and high strung. Put down the poppers and take a chill pill. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/151 "2007-08-15T18:55:35Z")
_ **Dryywallguyy** _: So I’m a construction worker (as some of you may remember from the recent 12-page thread I hosted called “Ask the Construction Worker.”) I get a lot of exercise on the job, but lately I’ve been noticing my belly seems to be getting kind of fat and I’m getting some love handles. Any idea why this could be happening? _ **C30V** _: Do you drink a lot of beer? I’ve heard that can be one cause… _ **Dryywallguyy** _: Oh, _right_! I’m a construction worker, so I _must_ drink a lot of beer, right? I’m so SICK of that stereotype… just because a lot of construction workers (including me and all the guys I work with) drink beer, and because we keep a cooler in the work trailer and hit the bar at quitting time every day, you think you’re free to make your presumptuous insinuations about me! Hmph! \*\*\*Audience Doper #1: \*\*\*The _nerve_! \*\*\*Audience Doper #2: \*\*\*So typical of **C30V**! \*\*\*Audience Doper #3: \*\*\*It’s _always_ wrong to assume! ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/152 "2007-08-15T19:46:51Z")
[QUOTE=Dead Badger] Here’s another who is frankly amazed to see that you’ve taken offence at one of the, what … three times **VCO3** has managed not to be a dick. I can’t detect even an ounce of negativity in either of his posts in that thread, and this is a man who waxes apoplectic about school dinners. Also, is it some kind of secret that you’re a stripper? Are you embarrassed by it? You’ve certainly brought it up enough times yourself, so why on earth would you give a fuck if someone else mentions it? _Everyone_ here knows you’re a stripper. Couldn’t you have just said, “no, I don’t do party drugs, but thanks anyway”? [/QUOTE] Seconded. When you’re in a job that goes hand in hand with prostitution and drugs (I’m not suggesting you’re involved in those, but you can’t deny that both are very prevalent in that industry), you shouldn’t be surprised when someone makes that assumption of you. Respond with some class and grace as **Dead Badger** suggested, instead of a freak-out that won’t look well on you. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/153 "2007-08-15T20:02:30Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] Seconded. When you’re in a job that goes hand in hand with prostitution and drugs (I’m not suggesting you’re involved in those, but you can’t deny that both are very prevalent in that industry), you shouldn’t be surprised when someone makes that assumption of you. Respond with some class and grace as **Dead Badger** suggested, instead of a freak-out that won’t look well on you. [/QUOTE] Agreed, accept VC03 didn’t even make that assumption. If he had it would have been phrased, “Well since you are a stripper it is probably due to the poppers I know all you guys take.” ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/154 "2007-08-15T20:06:01Z")
[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus] Agreed, accept VC03 didn’t even make that assumption. If he had it would have been phrased, “Well since you are a stripper it is probably due to the poppers I know all you guys take.” [/QUOTE] If there’s something to get offended about, that’s it. Saying, “it could the poppers you’ve been doing” is equivalent to saying, “You’re in drywall, so I know you drink a lot of table laquer when you run out of booze.” ---
**Author:** ![TheBaptiste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@TheBaptiste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBaptiste)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/155 "2007-08-15T20:22:43Z")
Pics please 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/156 "2007-08-15T21:06:28Z")
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip] _ **Dryywallguyy** _: So I’m a construction worker (as some of you may remember from the recent 12-page thread I hosted called “Ask the Construction Worker.”) I get a lot of exercise on the job, but lately I’ve been noticing my belly seems to be getting kind of fat and I’m getting some love handles. Any idea why this could be happening? _ **C30V** _: Do you drink a lot of beer? I’ve heard that can be one cause… _ **Dryywallguyy** _: Oh, _right_! I’m a construction worker, so I _must_ drink a lot of beer, right? I’m so SICK of that stereotype… just because a lot of construction workers (including me and all the guys I work with) drink beer, and because we keep a cooler in the work trailer and hit the bar at quitting time every day, you think you’re free to make your presumptuous insinuations about me! Hmph! \*\*\*Audience Doper #1: \*\*\*The _nerve_! \*\*\*Audience Doper #2: \*\*\*So typical of **C30V**! \*\*\*Audience Doper #3: \*\*\*It’s _always_ wrong to assume! [/QUOTE] Someone has been paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/157 "2007-08-15T21:21:12Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] No. You should do a few. [/QUOTE] Got some? ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/158 "2007-08-15T21:29:34Z")
[QUOTE=jld2007] Between this coked out over-the-top rant and your views on sex(blowjobs being “the lowest form of submission” iirc from another thread) I’m getting the idea that you’re a bit self absorbed and high strung. Put down the poppers and take a chill pill. Sheesh. [/QUOTE] I would say the chill out pill should have been popped _before_ composing this thread. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/159 "2007-08-15T22:10:47Z")
Say kids, I feel a migraine coming on. And no, I’m no stripper (I’d actually have to _pay someone_ to watch me do so) and haven’t been pegged lately in so far as I know. What gives? ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455/160 "2007-08-15T22:15:18Z")
PS-Probably TMI, but as much as I don’t quite get “female sperm” would a “pegger” be considered gay or just an anal retentive heterosexual? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-down-motherfucker-yes-thats-you-vc03/415455.md?page=9)