# Come on in, the water's warMMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675 "2018-01-01T05:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/61 "2018-01-02T22:18:12Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Speaking of MMP names, what is **Johnny** ’s?

See, Sparky is already taken.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/62 "2018-01-02T22:19:16Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Clearly **Johnny L.A.** is having some sort of mental breakdown.

It takes one, etc.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/63 "2018-01-02T22:42:32Z")

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I have a fever of 100.5. I’m taking Augmentin and Prednisone and staying home Wednesday and Thursday.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/64 "2018-01-02T22:58:52Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> I have a fever of 100.5. I’m taking Augmentin and Prednisone and staying home Wednesday and Thursday.

Good plan.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/65 "2018-01-02T23:02:27Z")

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**WetOne** - great time to stop smoking :whistles innocently: Also, feel better. {{{hugs}}}

I just found this in the news: [bomb cyclone incoming](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2018/01/02/monster-storm-to-blast-east-coast-before-polar-vortex-uncorks-tremendous-cold-late-this-week/? __twitter_impression=true&__ twitter_impression=true&tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.14c29ed0db04) East Coast friends. Conditions start to worsen off of Florida on Wednesday, and move up the Coast, covering an area from Georgia to Maine. It’s being described as a Winter Hurricane. It might be a good time to read up on this, and stock up if needed. Take care everyone. ☹

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/66 "2018-01-02T23:03:49Z")

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We have supped on homemade chikin noodle soup and corn bread. Good on cold day. OYKW is preparin’ himself a bath. He does so lurve that whirlpool bath tub. I am chillin’. Life is good. BTW, he says thanks for the happy birthdays.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/67 "2018-01-03T00:18:55Z")

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Don’t rub it in **butters** and **flyguy**.

Happy birthday OYKW!

**{{{wet one}}}**

It was all of 6F when I took Nelson out this morning. It didn’t get above freezing the rest of the day. That and irk. C’est le damn guerre.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/68 "2018-01-03T01:01:28Z")

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8 PM and I am already abed. We are trying to get the cat in before we retire for the night. She has learned to somehow peck on the bedroom window. She has also been earning her keep of late bringing us very big rats. She doesn’t eat them just brings them. The last couple were so big she had to leave them downstairs. Believe me there are still plenty of hurricane junk piles. The rats are in heaven. Good Kitty.

Feel better \*\*WetOne and Sari and son and all the sickies \*\*!

Cat is in now. I think hubs is getting sick.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/69 "2018-01-03T01:10:42Z")

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**Sunny** that link??? Going to be even worse? Yikes. I really do feel bad for all y’all where tis cold.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/70 "2018-01-03T01:24:56Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> It takes one, etc.

Just what are you trying to imply? :mad:

Just remember I’m the guy who not only jumped into the ocean yesterday but then made snow angels on the beach afterwards. I’m **not** having a mental breakdown, I’m nucking futz! 🆒

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> It might be a good time to read up on this, and stock up if needed. Take care everyone. ☹

::runs to licker sto’::  
Used steak for dinner; all in for under $7.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/71 "2018-01-03T02:46:50Z")

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Futz, certainly.  
I’ll wager that no one has ever called you “Snookums”, either.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/72 "2018-01-03T03:02:31Z")

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on of the kys on my laptop kyboard faild, and I ordrd a rplacmnt from nwgg. Guss which on it was!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/73 "2018-01-03T04:17:10Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> on of the kys on my laptop kyboard faild, and I ordrd a rplacmnt from nwgg. Guss which on it was!

Y?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/74 "2018-01-03T04:51:09Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I just found this in the news: bomb cyclone incoming East Coast friends. Conditions start to worsen off of Florida on Wednesday, and move up the Coast, covering an area from Georgia to Maine. It’s being described as a Winter Hurricane. It might be a good time to read up on this, and stock up if needed. Take care everyone. ☹

How come [this image](https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/files/2018/01/sfct_anom.cwg_us_e.png&w=1484) in your linked article only lists one city in PA - Altoona.  
Altoona? 😕 It’s not even in the top ten largest in the state & it’s big claim to fame is…railroad tracks.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Futz, certainly.  
> I’ll wager that no one has ever called you “Snookums”, either.  
> :rolleyes:

I have never been mistaken for a eye-talian female [reality](http://1000logos.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Font-MTV-Logo.jpg) ‘star’ about as tall as a fire hydrant. :dubious:

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> on of the kys on my laptop kyboard faild, and I ordrd a rplacmnt from nwgg. Guss which on it was!

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Y?

**x**

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/75 "2018-01-03T05:17:16Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> How come [this image](https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/files/2018/01/sfct_anom.cwg_us_e.png&w=1484) in your linked article only lists one city in PA - Altoona.  
> Altoona? 😕 It’s not even in the top ten largest in the state & it’s big claim to fame is…railroad tracks.

All I wanted to do was make sure you had enough toilet paper. 😛

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/76 "2018-01-03T05:25:43Z")

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Canes lost in OT, but still are in a playoff position. That’s a good, weird feeling.

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> It might be a good time to read up on this, and stock up if needed. Take care everyone. ☹

I got a case of Yuengling, a pound of bacon, and a fifth of Tullimore Dew. Not sure what I’ll do the 2nd hour I’m snowed in, though.:D;)

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/77 "2018-01-03T09:23:53Z")

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Good morning Mumpercicles. Yes, tis me up early, showered and going to irk extra early to make up a few hours of slackardness and it’s FOM which means A/P so I can get a lot done before we even open.

Have a warm day!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/78 "2018-01-03T10:54:07Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to work. It’s 10 degrees out.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/79 "2018-01-03T10:55:31Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 27 Amurrkin out and cloudy with a predicted high of 45 and mostly N.O.S. for the day. There is some ick weather to the east of us, a wintry mix of snow and frozen rain/sleet. Seems to be in and around I75 but not headed any further inland so it’s all good here. OYKW goes back to irk this mornin’ poor thing. Today I shall go to the Pubic Sto’ as it is geezer discount day and stuff is needed. Laundry must also be done. Rah. Chikin ‘n dumplin’s shall be supped upon this evenin’ along with peas 'n carrots cause one must have one’s veggies. That should be enough to keep me occupied and outta trouble for the day.

**{{{WetOne}}}** feel better soonest. All you other sickies feel better soonest as well.

Now I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. I suppose I should purtify as well since I shall go to the Pubic Sto’.

Happy Hump Day Y’all!

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**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-in-the-waters-warmmp/805675/80 "2018-01-03T11:31:08Z")

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I woke at 2 and couldn’t fall back to sleep - well, not till I was driving in. It’s gonna be a long day.

It was 7° when I let Higgs out. Snow is threatened overnight. We are not amused.

Yeah, yeah, happy Wednesday. 😛

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