# Come on Paul McCartney! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 13, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272 "2018-09-13T16:14:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/41 "2018-09-14T22:18:02Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > All together now! > > ETA: At least the lights were out, so they could say, “You won’t see me.” Good thing George wasn’t there, he has that inner light. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/42 "2018-09-14T22:39:06Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Good thing George wasn’t there, he has that inner light. But he’d still probably shoot his load all over his old brown shoe. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/43 "2018-09-14T22:59:41Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Do you think he just spit it out without thinking? Could be he was sucked into it… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/44 "2018-09-14T23:25:22Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I’ve always said John Lennon was a wanker. In his pocket was a portrait of the Queen. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/45 "2018-09-14T23:41:08Z")
Maybe it was inspiration for John’s vox [near the ending](https://youtu.be/ysDwR5SIR1Q?t=130) of “Lovely Rita”. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/46 "2018-09-15T03:38:19Z")
Someone’s knocking at the door Somebody’s ringing the bell Do me a favor, lock the door Don’t let em in!!! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/47 "2018-09-15T03:54:55Z")
You guys have me wondering how Ringo got those blisters on his fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/48 "2018-09-15T03:58:46Z")
Maybe Im amazed… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272/49 "2018-09-15T04:02:23Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Oh Paul. [In an interview in GQ out this week](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-mccartney-said-he-and-john-lennon-masturbated-together-with-friends_us_5b97e059e4b0cf7b0043fa94), Paul reminisces about a time as teenagers, when he and John masturbated together with a group of other boys in John’s home. > > > [@](#): > > > > McCartney told Heath: “What it was was over at John’s house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did.” > > > > Heath clarified that it was “about five of them: McCartney, Lennon, and maybe three of Lennon’s friends,” and added that each boy shouted out names that “would offer relevant inspiration.” > > > > “We were just, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!’” said McCartney. “and then everyone would thrash a bit more.” > > Usually, I love to hear stories of the early Beatles, but this one’s a bit too whacky for me. Well, too ra loo ra too ra loo ra loo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-on-paul-mccartney/821272.md?page=2)