# Come one, come all…Merriment Aplenty! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256 "2000-07-20T16:35:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/1 "2000-07-20T16:35:07Z")
Ok, ok…I know there has been quite a rash of post parties lately…but I’m still having one anyway. At least I’m not starting an “Ask Sunshine” thread. So, \*\*welcome to Sunshine’s 200th Post Party! The gift table is on your left. \*\* _Just a few ground rules:_ ~Please be sure to announce what gift(s) you have brought to bestow upon Our Shining Ray of Happiness ~Merriment/joviality/laughter/glee required ~Ass grabbing and nudity encouraged ~Pinatas, tickle fights and twister optional ~ **No Felching** Also, for those of you not yet acquainted with the Yummy Goodnes that is Sunshine: For your enjoyment, a small sampling of my whopping 200 posts: [Whitie Tidy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30691) [Sunshine and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Date](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29985) [Funny things said during lovemaking…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960&pagenumber=2) Let the festivities begin! _ChrisP, Demo, this is your cue…_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/2 "2000-07-20T16:49:27Z")
Hello Sunshine! I had a really fun song quote for you, but I forgot it in my other pants. So here’s a strap-on dildo a la the recently resurrected thread about DB and Satan. Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/3 "2000-07-20T16:54:52Z")
Howdy Sunshine! Looks like the fixins are here for a great party. Lemme check the rules again. Gift? All I have are these bottles of lotions, oils, etc. I’m sure they can be put to good use… Merriment? I can manage that. Ass grabbing and nudity? I thought you’d never ask. Twister optional? No, no, no…Twister required. No Felching? Always glad to see that rule. In any situation. So, my dear. Shall we dance? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/4 "2000-07-20T16:57:31Z")
Okay, I’m here. What did I miss. Congrats on your 200 posts. I want to keep the focus on you here, but you really should check out my 300th post in the Fun with injuries thread. So, I see you made a rule for me huh? The assgrabbing thing. Very cool ::strips down to bright orange jock strap…backwards!:: Let’s boogie!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/5 "2000-07-20T16:59:16Z")
No felching?! Well what are you going to do with the package of a thousand jumbo straws I brought? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/6 "2000-07-20T17:01:28Z")
::walks in, grabs Iampunha’s ass, then walks over and grabs chrisp’s ass. Hangs large phallic looking pinata from the ceiling.:: Hey, sunshine, congrats on the 200 posts. Here’s your complimentary bottle of champagne. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/7 "2000-07-20T17:17:37Z")
Oh, it’s so nice to see all of you here! **iampunha** , for being the first guest, you win the door prize! ::: handing door to iampunha ::: And thank you–I’ve been wanting to get my hands on Satan’s dic–uh, dildo for some time now! **denbo** –Any time you’re ready–start the music! But first, lube up with some of them gifts you brought! ::: grabbing ChrisP’s ass ::: **ChrisP!** You’re 22 minutes late. But I forgive you, considering the _faublous_ gift you brought me! (You in a bright orange backwards jockstrap _IS_ my gift, right?) **Nen** , glad to have you! If you must felch, please do it outside. Otherwise we can use your straws for the giant margarita! **ssskuggiii** , LOVE the pinata! ::: popping champagne ::: ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/8 "2000-07-20T18:22:10Z")
Hey Sunny, you know it babe! Although, this gift my be reused, if I’m lucky… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/9 "2000-07-20T18:31:03Z")
WHEN ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING TO LEARN??? FELCHING DOES NOT INVOLVE F888ING STRAWS. OR USING STRAWS IN ANY OTHER WAY. Tasha, dear, don’t grab it if you’re not going to use it. And Sunshine, thanks so much for the door. I have no idea how I’ll use it . . . I think we should just put it back where it was before. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/10 "2000-07-20T18:34:10Z")
Congrats, Sunshine! My tribute to you is this slinky little teddy. I think they guys would love to see you model it… Am I right? Mind if I help myself to some hard lemonade? struuter ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/11 "2000-07-20T18:37:17Z")
OOOOOOO! I like the idea of a giant margarita! I had no idea there was another use for straws. Someone pass me a case of tequila. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/12 "2000-07-20T18:39:20Z")
**ChrisP** , I wouldn’t be adverse to lending you out after I’m done with you! 🙂 Calm down, **iampunha** , here…have some champagne and take your pants off! 😉 Thanks, **struuter**! Help yourself while I figure out how this teddy goes on…and how to avoid having ChrisP spray me with the hose once I’m in it! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/13 "2000-07-20T18:41:18Z")
Struuter, I just thought of a useful purpose for my new door . . . What say you take that little teddy and show me how it would look on you? I think we can find an empty room in this house . . . there aren’t many guests yet. Follow me, if you would be so kind 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/14 "2000-07-20T18:44:39Z")
Sunshine said: “Calm down, iampunha, here…have some champagne and take your pants off!” Well . . . I have had requests for my shirt off several times, but few have asked for my pants. I dunno . . . ::ssskuggiii “accidentally” spills her margerita on my pants:: well, then I guess I’ll have to take them off, now won’t I? What’s that? No, I don’t have a cell phone or a beeper . . why? “Thanks, struuter! Help yourself while I figure out how this teddy goes on…and how to avoid having ChrisP spray me with the hose once I’m in it!” THAT’s a HOSE? ChrisP, that’s one interesting . . . attachment you’ve got there. Care to explain? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/15 "2000-07-20T18:46:35Z")
iam… See, this particular teddy is for Sunshine. But what about this? _dangles what looks like dental floss before his eyes_ I haven’t figured out how to put it on…any suggestions? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/16 "2000-07-20T18:56:07Z")
Oops…forgot to put “Pants optional” in the rules! Oh well! Somebody take their clothes off…or get a fire truck in here! We need to get this shindig off the ground! ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/17 "2000-07-20T18:58:27Z")
Congrats, Sunshine! I didn’t bring a gift as such, but I’ll gladly perform some magic for you and the other pertiers. I am a magician (in real life, even!) and can amaze and astound most everyone. Shall I being over here for this small group of people by the punch bowl? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/18 "2000-07-20T19:06:58Z")
Hey struuter, I think that goes between your teeth. and Sunshine, I remember how you dissed my in my first post, so I will hunt you down with a Super Soaker, so beware. But no hard feelings though. I got’s much love fo ya baby. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/19 "2000-07-20T19:28:38Z")
ChrisP! If I was your trusty sidekick, there could be no hint of impropriety between us…no orange jockstrap…no wet cleavage…really, I did it for your best interests. Besides, I note here how my regular hero has NOT shown up for the party. I may have to disown BratMan. ::: fleeing prettily ::: ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/20 "2000-07-20T21:19:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunshine \* > Oops…forgot to put “Pants optional” in the rules! Well in that case I can show you my _other_ straw. Hey, wait a second. That wasn’t to flattering to myself. Ah, the heck with it… :strips of leather pants and tosses them: Oops! I didn’t mean to hit you with those, Sunshine. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=2)