# Come one, come all…Merriment Aplenty! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256 "2000-07-20T16:35:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/21 "2000-07-20T22:59:21Z")
::: removing leather pants from face ::: Nice…straw…you got there, Nen! Does lilah know you’re here? Maybe I’d better invite her, just to keep you out of trouble! Hey, lilah! Come join the party! Nen’s got his pants off and ChrisP’s running around here somewhere in a backwards orange jockstrap… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/22 "2000-07-21T00:20:01Z")
Struuter, as I told you, if you’ll just come over here with me I’ll show you how to put that on. And how to take it right back off again 😉 What’s that you say? Yes, I am happy to see you 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/23 "2000-07-21T11:11:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*WHEN ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING TO LEARN??? > > FELCHING DOES NOT INVOLVE F888ING STRAWS. OR USING STRAWS IN ANY OTHER WAY.\*\* Any particular reason why you so vehemently point this out?? ::eek:: I’m waiting for Coldfire’s official felching interpretations: “How to and why” Sunshine, congratulations on your 200th post! How much longer until 1000th is directly related to how much you flirt, you know. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/24 "2000-07-21T13:35:09Z")
You better crank up the music and get this party going, baby! It’s FRIDAY–and we don’t need any more reason than that. So, whaddya say? DRY– You oughta know all about flirting… iampunha, You KNOW what I say to an offer like that…what? Well, you just come on over HERE and I’ll tell you. struuter ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/25 "2000-07-21T13:39:12Z")
[singing] Let the **Sunshine**! Let the **Sunshine** in! The **Suh-unshine** in! [/singing] ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/26 "2000-07-21T13:47:37Z")
Man, the last few days I’ve just been partying like its 1999…um…nevermind Okay Chief just started Kareoke. I’m next. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. 'kept thinking I could never live without you by my side but then I spent so many nights just thinkin’ how you did me wrong and I grew strong, I learned how to get a long… _heavy disco beat, everyone sings along_ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/27 "2000-07-21T13:56:42Z")
::Walks over to DRY:: Hey, can I make you a drink, hun? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/28 "2000-07-21T14:12:09Z")
Woo hoo! I love karaoke! …and now you’re back, from outer space When you walk in the door with that same old look upon your face… and you see me, with somebody new…I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you… Good to see ya, **Chief, DRY**! _(smilies aborted for this post)_ Take your pants off and sidle up to the giant margarita…Nen has straws. ::: looks around for someone to shove into the hot tub…day-glo orange doesn’t run, does it? ::: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/29 "2000-07-21T14:19:57Z")
_a-hem_ I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I’d have known for just one second You’d be back to bother me… _ducks and looks for iampunha_ Hey Sunshine…very nice party. Let me know when you start in with the Emerson, Lake and Palmer karaoke… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/30 "2000-07-21T14:20:17Z")
::music playing:: “she’s a brick house” mighty, mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out" ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/31 "2000-07-21T14:25:39Z")
Maybe I shouldn’t ask, but why have all the songs played so far been from the seventies? Is this the theme for karaoke today? Inquiring minds must know, but I guess I’ll settle for another margarita and some maraschino cherries. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/32 "2000-07-21T14:26:35Z")
[walks in carrying two large coconuts, a set of rubber gloves, a penlight, a beheaded GI Joe doll, a can of bon ami cleanser, and three bungee cords]. I didn’t have time to put this together or I would’ve missed the party, but trust me, these are the makings of a GREAT gift!! [tries to put car keys into pocket and from pile in arms drops a previously not-visible large tube of KY jelly and what looks suspiciously like a male blow-up doll, still deflated] Oops. ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/33 "2000-07-21T14:34:49Z")
::a drunken Ponch stumbles in, wearing his California Highway Patrol motocycle cop uniform, carrying a some cases of beer:: burrrrrrp…hey ladies, you like a man in uniform…buuuurrrrrrp. ahh (yeah I need alcohol to have fun) ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/34 "2000-07-21T14:39:02Z")
_Laying a huge watermelon on the table_ Ouch!! _Bumped my head on the pinata_ Congrats on 200 Sunshine! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/35 "2000-07-21T14:39:37Z")
Hey ponch, I just got wasted with Eric Estrada last week. ::stumbles:: Cool man! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/36 "2000-07-21T14:42:23Z")
So, ChrisP, can I make you a drink? ::sucks suggestively on a maraschino cherry:: ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/37 "2000-07-21T14:42:35Z")
Hey jj, glad you could stop by. Okay, you want to sing with me? I’ll sing Shania’s part and you can back me up. “Let’s go girls” …Goin’ out tonight feeling alri-ight!" ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/38 "2000-07-21T14:44:29Z")
As long as you continue with the cherry thing! Bring – me–two pina coladas, I want one for each hand… _sings drunkenly_ Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan… ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/39 "2000-07-21T14:49:31Z")
chrisP… :eek: :eek: :eek: (speechless, preparing flood of questions) ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/40 "2000-07-21T14:49:56Z")
::brings over two pina coladas served in hollowed-out pineapples to ChrisP:: Sure you can handle both of these, cowboy? ::continues sucking at the cherry in her mouth:: If you need anything else, just ask me. I’ll be right over here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=3)