# Come one, come all…Merriment Aplenty! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256 "2000-07-20T16:35:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/61 "2000-07-21T15:35:56Z")
::after injecting the watermelon with plenty of vodka, ssskuggiii walks over to dpr with his black russian in her hand:: Would you like anything else? The hot tub is nice and warm, and there’s plenty of room for more people in it. Would you care to join me? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/62 "2000-07-21T15:36:51Z")
**dpr, Michi!** Come on in! ooohh…mind control device! _Faaabulous gift!_ ::: puts device on head…aims it at Esprix… ::: Hmmm. This thing needs some adjusting. Yeeehah! Body shots! I’m next! ::: hoisting beer mug and swaying to Piano Man ::: Ooh, **JohnLarrigan** …a comic AND a gentleman! ::: swoon ::: ChrisP! Whip out that accent–Michi has buttery nipples for a man with an accent! Hey ssskuggii? Can I have a pina colada or two? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/63 "2000-07-21T15:39:43Z")
_gets caught between nipply body shots and ss’s black bikini_ Hmmm how Michi, how about body shots by the hot tub? \<-- notice Aussie accent Sometimes it is possible to have your coke and soak in it too. No wait… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/64 "2000-07-21T15:41:27Z")
Two pina coladas coming up! ::walks over to bar, makes aforementioned drinks, and walks back to the hot tub to serve them to those who requested them:: I think I’ll climb back in the hot tub, it’s a little nipply out here. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/65 "2000-07-21T15:42:22Z")
Ah we talkin’ about mah Georgia accent, or my New york accent. Hey Michi, How YOU doin’? (that was my ny accent) ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/66 "2000-07-21T15:42:51Z")
Aussie accent! ::swoon:: I used to work with a guy from Australia. Oh my. I suddenly feel so weak in the knees… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/67 "2000-07-21T15:43:55Z")
damn, I can fake one though. G’day, sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/68 "2000-07-21T15:44:40Z")
Michi, remember where I’m from? Do ya like the accent? \*I’m upping my flirting, due to my abscense from anyones crush list!! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/69 "2000-07-21T15:46:21Z")
_catches Michi as she swoons_ Hmmm… your knees suddenly seem weak. Maybe instead of a body shot you need a massage… _grabs handy lotions and starts tenderly applying_ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/70 "2000-07-21T15:49:21Z")
ChrisP, Don’t mind about the accent…come over here and you won’t have to talk at all… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/71 "2000-07-21T15:51:41Z")
You, know I get more requests for me to shut the hell up than you would imagine. If I don’t say anything, the ladies will still find me attractive. I’m really okay with that though, really. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/72 "2000-07-21T15:52:28Z")
Oh. My. God. All these men…all these accents…I can’t handle it! But I must warn you men…I haven’t been so much as touched by a guy in almost a year…you might find yourself with more than you can handle…😉 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/73 "2000-07-21T15:54:49Z")
I doubt it Michi. Stamina is my middle name. Well it isn’t really but it should be dammit!!! But I’m willing to at least put it to the test. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/74 "2000-07-21T15:56:27Z")
That’s funny dpr. My middle name is speedy…hey…dammit…I knew they were making fun of me, I just knew it. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/75 "2000-07-21T15:58:55Z")
_borrows mind control device and convinces Chris his middle name is actually Sensual_ ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/76 "2000-07-21T16:02:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*I doubt it Michi. Stamina is my middle name. > > Well it isn’t really but it should be dammit!!! > But I’m willing to at least put it to the test. \*\* Well OK, but I warned you… ::drinks another Buttery Nipple:: MMM…I love the way alcohol makes me so warm inside! I suddenly feel so helpless! So ready to be taken advantage of! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/77 "2000-07-21T16:03:37Z")
::giggles watching the mind control device in action:: Maybe I should put that to some use since I have a lack of attention coming to me now. Not even any more drink orders. ::cuts watermelon and takes a chunk off to eat:: ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/78 "2000-07-21T16:06:38Z")
Hey ssskugii, let me tell you a little about myself. My middle name is sensual. And why am I speaking with an Aussie accent?!? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/79 "2000-07-21T16:07:32Z")
Feeling helpless? I feel obliged to always help a damsel in distress. And the first thing I’ll have to do is get her out of datdress. This idealistic streak may get me in trouble one day… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/80 "2000-07-21T16:10:16Z")
dpr, Looks like today might be the day. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=5)