# Come one, come all…Merriment Aplenty!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256 "2000-07-20T16:35:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/81 "2000-07-21T16:15:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*  
> \*\*Hey ssskugii, let me tell you a little about myself. My middle name is sensual. And why am I speaking with an Aussie accent?!? \*\*

I don’t know, but accents don’t matter to me. Hmmmm, your middle name’s sensual? I could use a deep massage right now\> would you give me one? ::smiles knowingly::

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**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/82 "2000-07-21T16:16:28Z")

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dpr, I’m not wearing a dress.

I have a pinkish bikini on, and I am heading over to the hot tub!

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/83 "2000-07-21T16:27:04Z")

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Absolutely, whew, glad I’m rid of that accent. Hey come join us Michi, wait hold on. This is the topless hot-tub, you will have to remove an item of clothing.

hehehe…

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**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/84 "2000-07-21T16:32:11Z")

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OK! ::Tosses bikini top into the air.::

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/85 "2000-07-21T16:38:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*  
> \*\*Absolutely, whew, glad I’m rid of that accent. Hey come join us Michi, wait hold on. This is the topless hot-tub, you will have to remove an item of clothing.
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> hehehe… \*\*

i guess that means I have to remove an item also. ::unties top, and fligs it to the floor as she steps in:: hope this water warms me back up again.

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/86 "2000-07-21T16:44:41Z")

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mmmmmmm…yummy…  
You know I’ve been out of the flirting game for about 5 years, but for being rusty as I am, I’m not doing too bad.  
_puts his arms around topless women in hot-tub and relaxes_

It doesn’t get any better than this…

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/87 "2000-07-21T16:49:31Z")

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Well, I like tall men, and that’s a good thing. So what if you’re a little rusty on the flirting thing? A little practice brings back skills quickly.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/88 "2000-07-21T17:01:54Z")

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struuter, I swear . . . I go to sleep and I find you in the hot tub with another man . . .

My middle name is O’Bryan. Yes, that makes me Irish, ladies. Why do you ask? . . . OOOH!

Anyone care to test out the luck of the Irish?

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/89 "2000-07-21T17:03:02Z")

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How did you know I was tall?

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/90 "2000-07-21T17:03:37Z")

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Oh boy, my favorite! Bikini-flinging!

::: flings busiter into the air and hops into hot tub…jumblies float to surface :::

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/91 "2000-07-21T17:05:21Z")

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iam,  
I have not even dipped a toe in that tub. I’ve been waiting for YOU…thought you were going to take me. I mean…take me someplace ‘private’?  
You name the place…  
struuter

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/92 "2000-07-21T17:06:38Z")

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Oh, and iampunha…did you say IRISH? _knees buckle_  
Can that luck rub off on just anybody?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/93 "2000-07-21T17:06:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*  
> \*\*How did you know I was tall? \*\*

I am an endless font of useless information. I remembered you mentioning you were 6’3" in an earlier thread.

::motions for Iampunha to come closer:: there’s room over here on the other side of me.

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/94 "2000-07-21T17:08:21Z")

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I could use a little luck rubbed on me…

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/95 "2000-07-21T17:09:52Z")

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Sunshine…that’s why I brought you the teddy! (Although, you don’t need my help, by the looks of it) 😉

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/96 "2000-07-21T17:11:33Z")

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Oh, I don’t know…I’m feeling a little neglected…if only someone would throw a little accent _my_ way…  
😉

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/97 "2000-07-21T17:16:05Z")

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I think it said 6’4" but what’s an inch anyway.(how often do I use that saying?) ssskuggii, you flirt you, maybe I should take lessons from you. No harm though, Iam and I share our women. Hey Sunshine, your “additions” to our mini party have made my day.  
::submits to wet boobie stare::

Sorry, I can’t help it.

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/98 "2000-07-21T17:18:41Z")

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Hey, Sunshine. take a look at my sig. I’ve got some luck for ya. You gotta come and get it though. (man that was lame)

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/99 "2000-07-21T17:22:29Z")

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::brings both Iampunha and ChrisP closer to her and smiles:: Well, I certainly don’t mind looks, but, well, caresses are nice also. ::giggles::

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/100 "2000-07-21T17:44:45Z")

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::: grabs ChrisP’s naked, wet ass :::

Ok, where 'ya keeping that luck?

Come on, everybody else…into the hot tub with you! Suits optional! And bring the giant margarita with you!

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