# Come one, come all…Merriment Aplenty! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256 "2000-07-20T16:35:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/121 "2000-07-21T19:06:28Z")
ooo…I love a man who can sing… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/122 "2000-07-21T19:09:30Z")
Chef, Okay that does it. You’ve done it now, you bastard. How could you? _sways, near fainting_ Cole Porter? You’ve just broken all my defenses…totally vulnerable…at your mercy… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/123 "2000-07-21T19:10:33Z")
so, ChrisP, you kinda left me hanging here next to you. ::places hand further in his lap, closer to his inner thigh:: ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/124 "2000-07-21T19:14:04Z")
You sure as heck didn’t leave me hanging! Man, why do I feel like the comic relief on a show on WB? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/125 "2000-07-21T19:15:33Z")
ChrisP, I told you yesterday that you were good with those one-liners. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/126 "2000-07-21T19:22:20Z")
_Chef scoops up struuter in his mighty arms as the screams of Michi’s waxing session blend with someone doing Guns 'n Roses karaoke_ Come with me, kitten, and I’ll serenade you while we get romantic. _croons_ Day by day…I’m fallin’ more in love with you And day by day…my love seems to grow There isn’t any end to my devotion It’s deeper, dear, by far, than any ocean I find that day by day…you’re making all my dreams come true And come what may…I want you to KNOWWWWWWWWW… I’m yours alone, and I’m in love to stay As we go through the years day by day ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/127 "2000-07-21T19:25:32Z")
::emerges from the bathroom, freshly waxed and dressed in red teddy and six inch heels:: Geez-o-Pete, a girl is gone for five minutes and Chef has taken off with someone else. Hrmph. And for the record, that was not ME screaming. That was the guy who wanted to watch. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/128 "2000-07-21T19:26:57Z")
Chef… You are a bad man. _snuggles into his arms and grazes nails across his bare chest_ I won’t have the strength to much more than willingly submit to you if you don’t stop that crooning. You’ve obviously come across one of my weaknesses…I’ve got others. Please. Find them. struuter ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/129 "2000-07-21T19:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Sorry ladies, but I work best one-on-one 😉 \*\* Gee, punha, _ **I** _ heard you work best five-on-one _IF_ you know what I mean and I think you do. 😛 _grin_ just kidding man. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/130 "2000-07-21T19:33:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*You sure as heck didn’t leave me hanging! Man, why do I feel like the comic relief on a show on WB? \*\* Trust me, I can do more than not leave you hanging. ::giggles and looks down:: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/131 "2000-07-21T19:36:28Z")
Chef… I thought you might get a kick out knowing I hit 300 posts in your arms. Personally, I can’t think of a better place. _smooch_ struuter ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/132 "2000-07-21T19:38:41Z")
Michi, come along with us…that teddy is entrancing, and now that I’ve discovered what a Brazilian wax IS, I’m anxious to look at it up close. I’m such a big man that you and struuter could be on either side of me and neither of you would be able to see the other. _feels nails on chest and looks down in surprise to see my apron is gone_ I know I’ll be chastised by the men at the party for monopolizing two lovelies such as yourselves, but hey…that reminds me of the perfect song for Michi, in honor of my chances of tearing her away from all her admirers… _crooning a la Johnny Hartman_ You are too beautiful, my dear, to be true And I am a fool for beauty Fooled by a feeling that because I have found you, I could have bound you, too… You are too beautiful for one man alone For one lucky fool to be with When there are other men with eyes of their own to see with Love can’t stand sharing Not if one really cares Have you been comparing My every kiss with theirs? If, on the other hand, I’m faithful to you It’s not from a sense of duty You are too beautiful, and I am a fool For beauty. (Note: the sentiments in this song do NOT apply to you and struuter sharing ME - only to ME sharing YOU with all the undeserving men in this room.) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/133 "2000-07-21T19:41:40Z")
cheffie said: "Gee, punha, I heard you work best five-on-one IF you know what I mean and I think you do. _grin_ just kidding man." Good, because I don’t do that. And not only don’t I do that, whenever I do I am reminded why I don’t. Sunshine, perhaps you’d like to come up to the second stage . . . er, floor or this building and help me test out my theory that thinner air leads to . . . how shall I say, a more close connection to one’s own body. Don’t bother going upstairs if you hear any noise, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/134 "2000-07-21T19:46:29Z")
I’ll just be down here, enjoying the company of those who are still here. “she touched my peppie, Steve” ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/135 "2000-07-21T19:48:28Z")
Leans and whispers in ssskuggii’s ear, {{{you do know that I’m married, right, I mean you picked up that I’m tall, so I’m sure you picked that up, you little she-devil you}}} ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/136 "2000-07-21T19:50:36Z")
It’s not cheating if you don’t get caught. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/137 "2000-07-21T19:53:44Z")
Yes, dear, but my conscience will always catch me. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/138 "2000-07-21T20:04:06Z")
I was joking. I’m insanely faithful to partners, and this is just harmless flirting. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/139 "2000-07-21T20:06:30Z")
Whew! Boy am I glad I was born without a conscience …having one sounds like a real drag. Ssskuggiii, I LIKE your attitude! Here’s a song for YOU: "…And when God gave out rhythm, he sure was good to you You can add, subtract, multiply, and divide by two I know today’s your birthday and I did not buy no rose But I wrote this song instead, and I call it “Popsicle Toes” Popsicle Toes Popsicle toes are always froze Popsicle Toes You’re so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes… You must have been a Ms. Olympia, with all that amplitude How come you always load your Pentax when I’m in the nude? We ought to have a birthday party, and you can wear your birthday clothes Then we can hit the floor and go explore those Popsicle Toes Popsicle Toes Popsicle toes are always froze Popsicle Toes You’re so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes… You got the sweetest North America this sailor ever saw I want to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama Your Tierra Del Fuegos are nearly always froze We got to see-saw until we unthaw those Popsicle Toes Popsicle Toes Popsicle toes are always froze Popsicle Toes You’re so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes… ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/140 "2000-07-21T20:08:14Z")
Ah, darn it, I take back the part about liking your attitude. \*goes off to look up the lyrics to “Let’s Misbehave” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=8)