# Come one, come all…Merriment Aplenty! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256 "2000-07-20T16:35:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/141 "2000-07-21T20:09:55Z")
No clue what that song’s supposed to say about me, cheffie. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/142 "2000-07-21T20:13:16Z")
Oh, I didn’t mean to imply that it was necessarily about you. It just has a naughty feel to it and I like to sing it. Plus ChrisP just whispered to me that you have really cold feet and like to shove them onto your bedpartner. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/143 "2000-07-21T20:14:48Z")
Chef…hhmmm, how does that one go? …when you take me in your arms and drive me slowly out of my mind… Well. I don’t have to sing it. I could show you…unless you’re too busy? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/144 "2000-07-21T20:18:42Z")
Whoa, you don’t have to ask ME twice. Let’s go straight to email so I can have the instant replay _wink_ Michi hon, you coming? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/145 "2000-07-21T20:24:22Z")
_pouts_ Can’t do the email thing…sorry. I’m at work and you know how that goes. But since you’re such a crooner, here’s a little something for you. Like Kate Bush? In the warm room Her perfume reaches you. Eventually you’ll fall for her. Down you’ll go To where the mellow wallows. In the warm room She’ll touch you with your Mamma’s hand. You’ll long to kiss those red lips, But when you do It’ll feel like kicking a habit. ``` She'll tell you that she'll stay, So you'd better barricade the way out. She'll tell you she's true. She'll tell you she loves you. She's waiting in that warm room. ``` In the warm room She prepares to go to bed. She’ll let you watch her undress, Go places where Your fingers long to linger. In the warm room You’ll fall into her like a pillow. Her thighs are soft as marshmallows. Say hello To the soft musk of her hollows. ``` She'll tell you that she'll stay, So you'd better barricade the way out. She'll tell you she's true. She'll tell you she loves you. She's waiting in that warm room. ``` In the warm room. ``` She's waiting in that warm room. ``` Like it? It’s naughty, but in a good way. struuter ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/146 "2000-07-21T20:28:37Z")
I know, ssskuggii this crazy world of gratuitous flirting can drive one wild. I don’t even know why I brought that up, I guess I’m not that good after all… ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/147 "2000-07-21T20:32:01Z")
That’s okay struuter, I’m willing to wait until tonight for a mash note… _grin_ Nice lyrics…I like Kate Bush but I’m not familiar with that one. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/148 "2000-07-21T20:34:21Z")
It just takes a little practice to flirt well. Just learn what’s apropriate and what’s not. If you need practice IRl, just flirt with your wife. I know this sounds cheesy, but I think she’d appreciate it. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/149 "2000-07-21T20:35:15Z")
Chef, I am still waiting for you to reply to my last e-mail! And wouldn’t you know it, I am off to work in about 45 minutes…I am going to miss all the fun that’s going to happen here tonight…☹ Oh, and Chef, did you see the threesome thread over in MHO? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/150 "2000-07-21T20:42:23Z")
I flirt with my wife all the time. Now come on over here ssskuggii, and I’ll show ya some flirting. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/151 "2000-07-21T20:42:36Z")
the fur rug one? I want to make my reply to that sizzle. I’m at work now and people have this annoying tendency to look over my shoulder. And no, I missed the threesome thread. Maybe I should go do some research? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/152 "2000-07-21T20:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*Oh, I didn’t mean to imply that it was necessarily about you. It just has a naughty feel to it and I like to sing it. Plus ChrisP just whispered to me that you have really cold feet and like to shove them onto your bedpartner. \*\* So what if I do that occasionally? It’s the best way to make 'em warm again. Well, other than sticking them other places where hands would be more apropriate. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/153 "2000-07-21T20:45:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*I flirt with my wife all the time. Now come on over here ssskuggii, and I’ll show ya some flirting. \*\* ::giggles:: Okay then. ::sits on his lap:: ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/154 "2000-07-21T20:46:34Z")
Actually, as Michi could perhaps tell you, the best way to warm up cold feet is to have a certain burly chef give you a hot-oil footrub and stimulate the circulation. _smile_ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/155 "2000-07-21T20:47:11Z")
Chef, Computer at home is mostly taken up by the husband. Football season is coming, you know. heehee. But I will be back Monday am…and I have no problem writing you a little scenario (like your thread) if you’d like. I’ve got some experience writing. You like? I am duely impressed that you know Kate Bush. Is there ANYTHING wrong with you? _winks_ struuter ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/156 "2000-07-21T20:49:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*Actually, as Michi could perhaps tell you, the best way to warm up cold feet is to have a certain burly chef give you a hot-oil footrub and stimulate the circulation. _smile_ \*\* As long as you don’t mind, I’ll take any kind of massage offered. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/157 "2000-07-21T20:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Chef, > Computer at home is mostly taken up by the husband. Football season is coming, you know. heehee. But I will be back Monday am…and I have no problem writing you a little scenario (like your thread) if you’d like. I’ve got some experience writing. You like? > > I am duely impressed that you know Kate Bush. Is there ANYTHING wrong with you? _winks_ > struuter \*\* Lay it on me, bay-bee, YEH! Things that are wrong with me: [ul][li]I’m fat (my SD People Pages pic was carefully posed - Dallas Dopers like Zyada or Aglarond can tell you the awful truth)[/li][li]I’m not in an open relationship, which means I can’t hook up with people who are (IRL, that is…online is fair game)[/li][li]I have an annoying tendency to correct people’s grammar and spelling mistakes (but I’m working on that one…notice how I didn’t bother to correct yours?)[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/158 "2000-07-21T21:01:57Z")
Chef, I don’t mind the corrections. I write too, so I welcome the help–if that’s how it’s intended. 😉 I’ll perk all weekend and have something juicy for you Monday. Have a good weekend. _shakes head_ Bad boy… ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/159 "2000-07-22T06:42:43Z")
::taking a quick peek while on break:: GLad to see the fun stopped after I left! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256/160 "2000-07-22T06:54:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*::Walks over to DRY:: Hey, can I make you a drink, hun? > \*\* Well, well, well…someone I’ve never, ever flirted with before! C’mere. I’ll have what the guy on the floor there is having. On the other hand, I think I need to stay sober, at least until I get lucky. > [@](#): > > “What three things does drink especially provoke?” > > “Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and > urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; > it provokes the desire, but it takes > away the performance: therefore, much drink > may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: > it makes him, and it mars him; it sets > him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, > and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and > not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him > in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.” > –Macbeth, Act 2, Scene iii Tell me…are you lucky? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-merriment-aplenty/26256.md?page=9)