# Come One, Come All, to Cristi's P2K Non-Event! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199 "2000-04-20T01:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/1 "2000-04-20T01:14:00Z")
This is my 2000th post. There’s no chips, no soda, no strippers, no disco ball. What there is, though, is a warm and happy feeling. I guess what I’d like to say is I really, really like this place. I like you people. A lot. Thanks for everything. (((((((everybody))))))) Hah! Just kidding! Chipe & salsa on the left, big ol’ kegger on the right! …_oh she’s a brick…house…_ * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/2 "2000-04-20T01:18:00Z")
Congratulations Cristi…you da wo man! Give us 2000 more! * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/3 "2000-04-20T01:25:00Z")
Congrats! By my calculations, if I maintain my current pace, I shall catch you in say, 50 days. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/4 "2000-04-20T01:27:00Z")
Of course, my math sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/5 "2000-04-20T01:29:00Z")
Whoo hoo! Way to go, Cristi! Okay, that being said, point me to the keg… * * * ## Homepage: [www.idreamofjeannie.com](http://www.idreamofjeannie.com) Occupation:Wish granting Location: I’m still stuck in this damn bottle in Cocoa Beach, Fla. Interests: Getting Major Nelson in trouble, getting Major Nelson out of trouble –_Custom profile courtesy of **UncleBeer** _ I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –_Custom sig line courtesy of **Wally** _ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/6 "2000-04-20T01:30:00Z")
Congrats, Cristi! Let’s cut to the chase… Where did you say the beer was again? 😃 * * * Homepage: [www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov](http://www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov) Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer). Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/7 "2000-04-20T01:31:00Z")
Yahoo!!! whoppee!!! Way to go!!! WooHoo!!! I really mean that too…no horseshit!! 😃 :::::snicker:::::: * * * Thanks for the smile this morning. How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know? Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please _~~ originally posted by GolfWidow_ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/8 "2000-04-20T01:35:00Z")
_If ya wanna ride…don’t ride tha white horse…_ Nice going, Christi! Your posts are a joy to read, and you’re a real cutie! Hope to see you at my 2PK party, whenever I get there… * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/9 "2000-04-20T01:38:00Z")
WoooHoooo! Cristi, contributor of 2000 great posts, many of them in the late and sorely missed Guy Stuff. Or if not exactly in that thread, most definitely in that spirit. Cristi, you rock. I always read the stuff you post because you’re so damned funny, not to mention on target. In fact, I bought you a bottle of 151 for the party, just in case you want to do the Cristi’s Flaming Hand thing again. (The skin grafts took okay last time, right?) ::sniffing sentimentally:: Okay, I’m heading for the keg. Veb ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/10 "2000-04-20T01:42:00Z")
Cristi! YeeeeeHaaaaaa!!! Here’s the gold-plated colander crown…With Tinsel and Glo-in-the Dark Silly String. And, ummm, getting low on the supplies…a box of sparklers, and 2 Whirling Chrysanthemums, and… oh, here,… 10,000 Marching Cicadas! FFFFFFTTTHHHHHHTTTT…KAWHOOOMMMMM! OOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhh… If that don’t melt yer peeps, honey… * * * The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/11 "2000-04-20T03:45:00Z")
Woohoo! The Statue of Liberty Hand! :::douses hand in 151, strikes match::: FAAAAWOOOOOSH! Look at that flame! Boy, that last set of grafts was particularly good! Torched right up on the first try! …\*oh I love the night life, I’ve got to boogie, on the disco raHOOOOOUND, oh yeah… (ps–thanks for saying nice things about me, guys.) * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/12 "2000-04-20T04:08:00Z")
Congratulations!! Warm-fuzzy feelings abound. No millenium bugs? Now if I was a programmer… Um… where was the cyber-alcohol again? ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/13 "2000-04-20T04:18:00Z")
::NothingMan who never sayd no to a party quietly saunters in, hat low over his eyes. Taking cool inventory of the room he makes his way to the keg, avoiding the flashing lights and stepping in tune to the music.:: \*oh I, I will survive . . . \* Congrats Cristi ! 🙂 * * * _“I am mortal, born to love and to suffer.” - Friedrich Holderlin_ ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/14 "2000-04-20T04:30:00Z")
YEEEHAAAA!!! Hey, if NothingMan doesn’t hog that keg, gimme 2 hours and I’ll strip for y’all! Congrats and best wishes. May you have a long and illustrious (sp?) poster life. * * * My kids brighten up our home. They never turn the lights off. - **A Wallyism** ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/15 "2000-04-20T04:43:00Z")
Yay! You’re two-thirds as cool as I am! 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: One week, four days, 2 hours, 41 minutes and 55 seconds. 444 cigarettes not smoked, saving $55.56. Life saved: 1 day, 13 hours, 0 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/16 "2000-04-20T04:49:00Z")
Coolness is proportional to the number of posts?!?!?! Damn!!! _self-image nosedives before spectacularly exploding_ * * * The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/17 "2000-04-20T06:20:00Z")
Hey Hey Hey, Cristi, you made it this far! Now, as I drink this beer, regale us with tales of how you plan to fill the Silverdome.( joke from this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007252.html).) And BTW, tell the Dragonlady yes, please. * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. * * * Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig! ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/18 "2000-04-20T06:26:00Z")
Congrats Cristi! I can’t recall any of those 2000 posts that didn’t make me smile. Thanks. * * * Take care. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Watson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/19 "2000-04-20T07:12:00Z")
Y’know, there’s just something about these feckin’ non-events that causes a fella to start stockin’ in emergency supplies. . . I mean, **sure** I trust you and all . . . (He says, looking at his watch and waiting for **Sue Duhnym** to make good on her promise . . . ) Sigh. Well **Cristi** , whatever happens, we’ll always have Paris. Dr. Watson “Excuse me, but I believe that’s **my** alibi.” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/20 "2000-04-20T07:30:00Z")
The sweetheart of the board celebrates 2k! Congrats, babe. I always read your stuff. You don’t go to the pit much, but when you do, whoo-hoo! Sparks fly. Who loves ya? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199.md?page=2)