# Come One, Come All, to Cristi's P2K Non-Event! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199 "2000-04-20T01:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/21 "2000-04-20T07:34:00Z")
Stand back !! Give Sue plenty of room at the keg ! 😉 If I keep padding like this I will be at 2000 in a week or so. Cheers ! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/22 "2000-04-20T09:28:00Z")
Welcome to Club 2K, Christi. Hand me a keg as well, I’m feelin’ thirsty 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/23 "2000-04-20T11:43:00Z")
(Stands off to the side, in a suit and dark glasses, looking around sternly, occasionally grabbing one side of his collar and whispering into a small microphone.) Not that this event needs security. I just think Secret Service agents are cool. Congrabulations! * * * Give me immortality, or give me death! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/24 "2000-04-20T22:55:00Z")
Awwww…you guys are making me feel so special! But Wally, I do believe that “sweetheart of the board” title belongs to ChrisCTP. She got it a long time ago. But I sincerely appreciate the thought! :::Cristi toasts a Peep over her still-flaming hand, and thinks just how cool it is to be two-thirds as cool as Satan::: …_turn the beat around, love to hear percussion_… * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/25 "2000-04-20T23:01:00Z")
Cristi: Rah! 🙂 You rock 🙂 Where’s the beer? 😃 Is your husband away? Or at least open-minded? 😉 * * * Dr. Crane! Your glockenspiel has come to life! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/26 "2000-04-20T23:08:00Z")
_stumbles and slides in the door ala Kramer_ Did somebody say keg??? Oh hi Christi! congrats! * * * **I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.** - A Wally original. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Derfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lord\_Derfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Derfel)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/27 "2000-04-20T23:24:00Z")
::: Wanders in, looking shy ::: I have _got_ to start posting more! Strippers, free beer - Woohoo! This is the greatest party ever! Congrats on 2000, Cristi. ::: Drunkenly screaming ::: Play some Skynyrd, man! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199/28 "2000-04-20T23:32:00Z")
FREEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!!! (Oh man, my husband would hate me for that…) * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-one-come-all-to-cristis-p2k-non-event/16199.md?page=1)