Sauron: Brilliant!
Just google the terms ‘fraudulent’ and ‘televangelist’ - you’ll find something, I’m sure.
Closer to topic though, I’m sure there was a case a while back where a creationist organisation (on a par with AiG or ICR) was making overblown promises about some museum or theme park, which seemed to be a fund-raising scam, but I can’t recall the details.
Hey Frodo! Come over here and give Mr. Sauron his ring back. I think he’s shown he can be trusted to only use it for good!
I’ll second that “Brilliant” Sauron!
CJ
Sauron you should write the flyers for Dinosaur Adventure Land. 
In Hovind’s defense (now, there’s something I never thought I’d write), it does seem like a pretty
fun playground. The creationist propaganda sounds annoying, but you wouldn’t have to read it, and that trampoline thing sounds fun. Heck, I’d go to this thing.
Would it matter if this thing is in his backyard?
That link goes to a satellite view of the neighborhood, centered near 5800 N. Palafox. Zoom all the way in and his house is visible on the next street over, due east of the crosshairs.