# Come See The Master Race, Everyone! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2018, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600 "2018-03-15T12:10:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/1 "2018-03-15T12:10:59Z")
[Story here](https://gizmodo.com/white-supremacist-adultery-scandal-ends-in-jilted-neo-n-1823788899), brief summary: Traditionalist Worker Party leader and Charlottesville rally organizer Matthew Heimbach was having an affair with the wife of his spokesperson and web administrator, David Parrott (who is also the ex-stepdad of _Heimbach’s_ wife). Parrott tries to spy on them, the box he’s standing on breaks, trailer park hilarity ensues. Parrrott then deletes the entire TWA website and tells the Southern Poverty Law Center “I’m out. SPLC has won. Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.” My sides hurt. _Preacher_ was [right](https://i.imgur.com/llJdDKV.jpg). Be sure to scroll down to the comment section for a handy relationship diagram if it gets confusing. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/2 "2018-03-15T12:25:40Z")
The mention of Yakety Sax at the end of the link made me think that this needs to be recreated Benny Hill style, complete with sped-up motion and prat falls. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/3 "2018-03-15T12:29:23Z")
What a cluster fuck! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/4 "2018-03-15T12:32:02Z")
There is some choice phrasing in that article: > [@](#): > > This ill-advised plot involved Parrott spying on his wife and Heimbach meeting in the Parrotts’ trailer at midnight from atop a box, which \*\*was apparently unsuitable for his overall mass \*\*and promptly broke. Heh. Fat jokes. > [@](#): > > Additionally, Parrott was an outspoken detractor of “cuckolds,” a group he now seems to have involuntarily joined. Nice. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/5 "2018-03-15T12:33:57Z")
Durn it-and here I was hoping I would have a chance to _PFFT PFFT_ right in the Gropenführer’s face. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/6 "2018-03-15T12:54:57Z")
I was really hoping that “Come See the Master Race” was going to be a new novelty auto competition, along the lines of [this.](https://24hoursoflemons.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/7 "2018-03-15T13:11:02Z")
I can’t help but think they’re going to get reality TV contracts soon. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/8 "2018-03-15T13:16:43Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I can’t help but think they’re going to get reality TV contracts soon. You joke about this, but I guarantee there is some production company in Hollywood pitching this idea. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/9 "2018-03-15T13:51:58Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I can’t help but think they’re going to get reality TV contracts soon. Where’s Jerry Springer when we need him? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/10 "2018-03-15T14:10:59Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Where’s Jerry Springer when we need him? He’s living in the White House. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/11 "2018-03-15T14:16:49Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > He’s living in the White House. How dare you? Springer was a Cincinnati city councilman, and later mayor. If only he were President instead of Trump! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/12 "2018-03-15T14:33:09Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > How dare you? Springer was a Cincinnati city councilman, and later mayor. If only he were President instead of Trump! True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/13 "2018-03-15T14:44:56Z")
The fact that this happened in Paoli, Indiana just adds to the hilarity for me. I live about an hour or so from there, and have been there plenty of times. The Wal-Mart they mentioned is one I’ve been to several times. A buddy of mine used to get all kinds of Facebook friend requests from Heimbach. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/14 "2018-03-15T16:17:43Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse. That’s exactly what I said when George Jr. got in. I was so wrong then, and I suspect in 10 years time, so to will you…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/15 "2018-03-15T16:44:48Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > I was really hoping that “Come See the Master Race” was going to be a new novelty auto competition, along the lines of [this.](https://24hoursoflemons.com/) I thought Cecil Adams was coming out from behind the curtain to run an egg-and-spoon race or something. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/16 "2018-03-15T16:47:31Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse. [Donald Trump when hearing that] Here, hold my Non-alcoholic Beer! [/DT] ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/17 "2018-03-15T16:52:18Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > True, true. That’s the one bit of good news about the current presidency: It can never get worse. yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh…no. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/18 "2018-03-15T18:07:43Z")
> [@Jacquernagy](#): > > yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh…no. I was trying to be an optimist. The pessimist in me knows there is no “bottom” to how bad this so-called presidency can be. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/19 "2018-03-15T18:09:18Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > [Donald Trump when hearing that] > > Here, hold my Non-alcoholic Beer! > > [/DT] I’m laughing. I shouldn’t be, but what else can you do at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600/20 "2018-03-15T19:16:22Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > [Story here](https://gizmodo.com/white-supremacist-adultery-scandal-ends-in-jilted-neo-n-1823788899), brief summary: Traditionalist Worker Party leader and Charlottesville rally organizer Matthew Heimbach was having an affair with the wife of his spokesperson and web administrator, David Parrott (who is also the ex-stepdad of _Heimbach’s_ wife). Parrott tries to spy on them, the box he’s standing on breaks, trailer park hilarity ensues. Parrrott then deletes the entire TWA website and tells the Southern Poverty Law Center “I’m out. SPLC has won. Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.” He’s an ex-Parrott. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-see-the-master-race-everyone/810600.md?page=2)