# Come share my pain **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2002, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030 "2002-06-14T13:37:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/1 "2002-06-14T13:37:10Z")
This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, Some people started singing it not knowing what it was And they’ll continue singing it forever just because, This is the song that never ends… [sub]stupid preschoolers[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/2 "2002-06-14T13:43:29Z")
That was funny. It made me laugh. Laugh… I thought I’d die. Die…? I did die. They buried me in sand. Sand…? It tickles. Laugh… I thought I’d die. Die…? I did die. They buried me in sand. Sand…? And on and on and on… Enjoy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/3 "2002-06-14T17:55:04Z")
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, Everybody’s nerves, Everybody’s nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, And this is how it goes… I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, Everybody’s nerves, Everybody’s nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, And this is how it goes… ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/4 "2002-06-14T18:32:39Z")
Here’s the mail it never fails It makes me wanna wag my tail When it comes I wanna wail MMMMAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (My two year old is on a Blue’s Clues kick right now…[sub]grumble.[/sub]) ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/5 "2002-06-14T18:45:14Z")
(sung to the tune of _My Darling Clementine_) Found a peanut found a peanut found a peanut last night last night found a peanut found a peanut last night It was rotton…etc… (to save a little bandwidth) Ate it anyway… Got a tummyache… Called the doctor… Penecillin… Operation… Died anyway… Went to Heaven… Wouldn’t take me… Went the other way… Didn’t want me… I woke up… It was a dream… Found a peanut…_ad infinitum_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Doubting\_Robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Doubting\_Robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubting_Robert)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/6 "2002-06-14T22:12:08Z")
No, no. Went to Heaven… Couldn’t get in… Went to the other place… Shoveling coal… Found a peanut…_ad infinitum_ Flows better. On the other hand, how do you die if you are already in Hell? ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/7 "2002-06-17T04:48:54Z")
(To the tune of “For he’s a jolly good fellow”) The bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, to see what he could see. And what d’yo think he saw? And what d’yo think he saw? He saw the other mountain, he saw the other mountain, he saw the other mountain, and what d’you think he did? He climbed the other mountain, He climbed the other mountain, He climbed the other mountain, and what d’you think he saw? …and so on. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/come-share-my-pain/114030/8 "2002-06-17T04:58:07Z")
On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed… _Somebody help me with the rest, I’m hopelessly grown up…_